YSaC, Vol. 1078: Get your paws on me, you damned sexy apes!

2011 September 14

Voiceover “Creepy Ape Man” – day rate


We are a private staffing firm in search of an immediate voiceover opening for our client. Details below:

Our client is looking for a voiceover session for an audiobook recording. Male only, and no professional experience required.

This audition MUST include a reading from the sample below. Any ad-libbing, personality, etc. are welcome as well.

xxx-xxx-xxxx is the job line for this position, open 24 hours. No emails, please.

“Bow, human slaves! We are the great apes, your new masters. We can ride horses, and throw spears, and are stronger than you. Our only weakness is your extreme sexiness. Please, help yourself to these loincloths, and dance in a sexy manner!”

We are looking to fill this position shortly, so interested parties should call our staffing line as soon as possible with a brief, (30 second to 1 minute) example / audition.

You guys know what to do.

Thanks, Stephanie!

179 Responses leave one →
  1. 2011 September 14
    funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

    “Please, help yourself to these loincloths, and dance in a sexy manner!”

    Why, why why does that make me think of Taco? Jebus help me.

    Adores: 10
    • 2011 September 14
      Lola permalink

      FM, I would have thought that Mr. FM would be your first thought – are you telling us he in fact does not ask you to do this? 8) (Yes, I do realize that the species and gender would be reversed.)

      I suspect Taco will only do the reading if he can wear the TacoThong and jingle it at (in)appropriate intervals.

      Adores: 4
      • 2011 September 14
        funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

        I know! Why didn’t I think of Hubby Monkey first? So messed up that Taco jumped into my brain. Maybe I’m spending too much time on here.

        Of course, when Hubby thinks “sexy” he thinks drag racing and tearing apart motors. When I hear the Speed Channel on the TV, I just brace myself.

        *walks off muttering “wrong wrong SO wrong”*

        Adores: 11
        • 2011 September 14

          So uh… are you saying that you guys use 10W-30 instead of KY?

          Hey look, the coffee slices are dusted with cocoa sugar today!

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 September 14
          funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

          Yup, and 10W-30 is a lot cheaper. And at our house “pull out” means a whole ‘nuther thing.

          Ew, that ain’t cocoa on the coffee slices.

          Adores: 6
        • 2011 September 14

          Well, it’s important to make sure the piston head is kept lubricated. otherwise your cylindar will take a pounding from all that friction. If that goes on long enough, you’ll damage the crank shaft.

          *Snags a shovel and starts to dig.*

          Adores: 9
      • 2011 September 14
        LurkRealClose permalink

        Are there really intervals when it would be appropriate to jiggle the TacoThong?

        On second thought, don’t answer that. No, really, please don’t answer that.

        Adores: 7
    • 2011 September 14
      drmk permalink

      I *almost* made the post title “Except for you, Taco … ” but then decided against it.

      Adores: 16
      • 2011 September 14
        funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

        See! Even the Llamanun (BBUY) thought that first! I’m not so pervy now, am I?! Yeah, y’all that were thinking I’m weird are feeling purty embarrassed now, ain’t ya?

        Well, er, I’m actually still ashamed of myself.

        Adores: 9
        • 2011 September 14
          Lola permalink

          I’ve already said that you are the part of my brain that I don’t let speak or write, so who am I to cast stones – or bananas?
          As well – you’re talking to a group of people who have sanctified a llama in a nun’s wimple; you think we’re going to call you weird? 🙂

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 September 14
          funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

          Heh. “Wimple”. Heh heh.

          Adores: 9
    • 2011 September 14

      Uhh… well if I can’t be famous I guess I’ll take being infamous.

      Adores: 9
      • 2011 September 14
        Meej permalink

        “In-famous is when you’re MORE than famous. This man El Taco, he’s not just famous, he’s IN-famous. ”

        Adores: 10
        • 2011 September 14
          mud "" slicker permalink

          Slang for Incredibly-famous.

          or was that Just Famous in Indiana?

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 September 14
          Spaceman.Spiff permalink

          “No beer, just tequila.”

          “What’s ‘tequila’ like?”

          “Oh, it’s like beer.”

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 September 14
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          Meej, what is a plethora?

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 September 14

          I don’t know, but I think it has something to do with Piñatas.

          Adores: 2
  2. 2011 September 14
    LimeLolly permalink

    Ugga… me want Isaiah Mustafa to audioboo.

    ‘Hey ladies, I’m on a horse’

    :dances in a sexy manor and then swoons at the pool chaise:

    Adores: 10
    • 2011 September 14
      ToBScholarly permalink

      He never fails to crack me up.

      Adores: 2
    • 2011 September 14
      mud "" slicker permalink

      I love it when they dance in a sexy manner while dancing in a sexy manor.

      Adores: 11
      • 2011 September 14
        funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

        Does Sexy Manor = The Playboy Mansion?

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 September 14
          Lola permalink

          Have you seen “Hef” lately?

          In case not, the answer is no.

          Adores: 9
        • 2011 September 14

          Sexy Manor is the name of IF’s House of Pain tribute band.

          Adores: 11
        • 2011 September 14
          LimeLolly permalink

          If you are going to dance sexy… do it someplace that doesn’t have cheap flooring.

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 September 14

          If you are going to dance sexy… do it someplace that doesn’t have cheap sticky flooring.

          There you go, Limey, fixed that for you.

          Adores: 8
  3. 2011 September 14
    ToBScholarly permalink

    How about that? Intro, entire plot and denouement all packaged nicely into one little paragraph. And who says creative writing is dead?

    Adores: 10
    • 2011 September 14

      And thus Sparky ventures into the untapped and unwanted niche market of audioporn.

      Adores: 5
      • 2011 September 14
        ToBScholarly permalink

        Is audioporn an offshoot of 1-900 numbers?

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 September 14

          Audio porn is only slightly less unwanted and untapped, than its counterpart Braille porn….

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 September 14
          D / DM permalink

          So then, if listening to this audiobook triggers my gag reflex, is that audio-erotic asphyxiation?

          Adores: 18
        • 2011 September 14

          Many doors, D/DM, and welcome back!

          Adores: 0
      • 2011 September 14

        Both audioporn and 1-900 numbers bring back memories of some of my less responsible roommates way back when.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 September 14
          Lola permalink

          My thought when I read this was, “And now the visually impaired can also suffer through enjoy fanfic. Sometimes the ADA may not be put to its best use.”

          ETA: Written before I saw ghostie’s comment below.

          Adores: 3
    • 2011 September 14
      D / DM permalink

      Fanks, Addicted Reader!

      Adores: 0
  4. 2011 September 14
    Je"how many pop culture references can I get in one comment?"n permalink

    We can ride horses, and throw spears, and are stronger than you.

    *Ineffectual, Love-interest-type Girlvoice* Oh noes! The nasty ape-people are taking over with their horses and strength! If only we’d developed something, anything, in the last thousand years or so which could take down an enemy from a distance!

    *Butch, Hero-type Manvoice* Wait, Marianne, that’s it!!! We can use…

    *ILG* … our Sexuality?

    *BHM* What? No. Guns!!!

    And so, the Beginning of the Rise of the Pecil of the Planet of the Apes was thwarted, as ever, by Man’s inhumanity to Apes. And boomsticks.

    Adores: 21
    • 2011 September 14
      Windrose permalink

      The pecil is bad. Guns are good.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 September 14
        Lola permalink

        How can this be when guns are clearly pecil symbols?

        Adores: 5
        • 2011 September 14
          Windrose permalink

          You have to be a tried and true Sean Connery fan to have watched ZardoZ and remember any of it. 8)

          Adores: 2
      • 2011 September 14

        Four legs good. Two legs ba-a-a-a-a-d.

        Oops, wrong “animals take over” novel.

        Adores: 8
        • 2011 September 14
          mud "" slicker permalink

          All apes are equal, but some are more equal than others.

          Thanks, comrade.

          Adores: 2
    • 2011 September 14

      Je…n’s comment is a perfect illustration of a movie’s storyline that spends most of its time on the wrong side of my personal “willing suspension of disbelief” line.

      Adores: 4
    • 2011 September 14

      God didn’t make men and apes equal, Mr. Colt did.

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 September 14

        Alternately:

        Guns don’t kill people, apes with guns do.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 September 14
          mud "" slicker permalink

          Heston: “I have six words for you: From my cold, dead ape hands.”

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 September 14

          Guns don’t kill people, bullets do.

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 September 14
          Lola permalink

          According to Goldie Lookin’ Chain, “guns don’t kill people, rappers do.”

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 September 14

          Guns don’t kill people; they just make killing people easier. Monkeys don’t kill people; monkeys with guns kill people. Cake or death?

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 September 14

          “Good, Bad… I’m the one with the gun.”

          Adores: 4
        • 2011 September 14
          Je"No more ridiculously long insertions *here*!"n permalink

          Monkeys don’t kill people; monkeys with guns kill people.

          Copernicus begs to differ.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 September 14

          Oh dear Llamanun, the nightmares.

          Adores: 1
  5. 2011 September 14

    Just a hunch, but I’m betting XXX-XXX-XXXX is the actual phone number…

    Adores: 15
  6. 2011 September 14
    funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

    So Rule 34 as applied to the Planet of the Apes franchise? More insults and stereotypes re my brothers. It’s a sad, sad time.

    Adores: 6
  7. 2011 September 14

    Holy crapsticks, they’re making audiobooks out of fanfiction now?

    Haven’t the blind suffered enough?

    Adores: 9
    • 2011 September 14
      funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

      Or how about this: Maybe the voice over is for animated porn. Ew.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 September 14
        Windrose permalink

        Like Heavy Metal? Yeah, that’s . . . interesting.

        Adores: 3
      • 2011 September 14

        They have that, it’s called hentai.*

        *If you don’t know what that is, don’t Google it. Trust me.

        Adores: 6
      • 2011 September 14
        Spaceman.Spiff permalink

        Actually, given the Sparki universe is not noted for success,
        I’ll bet this is just a cheap way to get “free pr0n” on Spark’s home phone.

        Just have this bad mental image that the repeat message button on the machine is worn sore . . .

        Adores: 2
    • 2011 September 14
      LimeLolly permalink

      You’re supposed to suffer for your art. I think.

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 September 14
        The other Dave permalink

        That’s fine, but I don’t want to have to suffer for someone else’s art.

        Adores: 12
  8. 2011 September 14
    drmk permalink

    I don’t see any links to recordings of this excerpt yet. I am disappointed.

    Adores: 11
    • 2011 September 14

      We’ve had computer fail at the Lyle household. Later today we will be on the search for a new harddrive. I can’t use my printer, microphone, ANYTHING until that stupid monstrosity is fixed. >.<

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 September 14

      I’ll get right on this once I get home this evening. Lyle can attest that I have a very good over-the-top evil villian voice.

      Adores: 4
      • 2011 September 14

        Sadly, due to an unforeseen double shift, there may be 100% less of me reading the audition.

        Adores: 2
    • 2011 September 14
      Meej permalink

      I don’t have access to a source of helium to give this the treatment it so richly deserves.

      Adores: 9
    • 2011 September 14
      MandaB permalink

      I will as soon as I get Disapproving Baby down for a nap this afternoon. (Provided she does actually nap, unlike the last 2 days…)

      Adores: 2
      • 2011 September 14

        Disapproving Baby is IF’s Grease emo cover band.

        Adores: 4
        • 2011 September 14

          I thought Disapproving Baby was the name of IF’s Dirty Dancing-inspired interpretive dance troupe?

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 September 14

          Sorry, my knowledge of musicals and the like is rather limited. You may indeed be correct.

          Adores: 2
        • 2011 September 14
          Lola permalink

          “Nobody puts Disapproving Baby down for a nap!”

          Adores: 18
        • 2011 September 14
          funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

          Doors to Lola!

          Adores: 0
    • 2011 September 14

      I’m trying to decide if 5:08 is late enough in the day that I can make the recording at my desk without anyone close enough to care…

      Adores: 4
  9. 2011 September 14

    C’mon fellas!

    Don’t disappoint the llamanun (BBUH)!

    Click on the link, record your voiceover and then post the link back here!

    We ladies are (thankfully) exempt from this exercise.

    Except…maybe…Monica? Wanna sing it for us punkin’?

    I’ve got dibs on the popcorn concession!

    Adores: 5
    • 2011 September 14
      drmk permalink

      NOBODY is exempt from this exercise!

      Adores: 8
      • 2011 September 14
        LimeLolly permalink

        Can we get substitutes?

        Adores: 1
      • 2011 September 14

        Yeah?

        Well, my computer has…umm….larynjedilaurenjess it can’t speak.

        Adores: 8
      • 2011 September 14
        funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

        *hands Llamanun an excuse slip, which reads…*

        “But, you know…ninjas!”

        Adores: 9
        • 2011 September 14
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          …and the writing promptly disappears, followed by the note bursting into flames.

          Request… denied.

          Moral of the story: Never get a ninja to write your excuse notes.

          Adores: 6
  10. 2011 September 14
    Innana permalink

    This is incredible! I have the same exact message on my answerphone!

    Adores: 9
    • 2011 September 14
      mud "" slicker permalink

      “Do you have a small dog ape?”

      Adores: 6
      • 2011 September 14

        Holy clothespin jeebus, mudsy! You have an amazing memory!

        I haz an awe…

        Adores: 4
      • 2011 September 14
        Innana permalink

        Mudsy! I can’t believe you remember that…you must have some memory palace.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 September 14
          mud "" slicker permalink

          I thought YSaC was a vault of precious memes.

          😉

          Adores: 2
  11. 2011 September 14

    Woo, I’m bauxed today!

    Sadly, that’s about as much as you’re likely to see me today. Sorry folks, gotta dash.

    Adores: 3
  12. 2011 September 14
    MandaB permalink

    And just like that “Monkey, please!” takes on an entirely different meaning.

    *I know…corner.*

    Adores: 13
    • 2011 September 14

      Yo Binch, get down on your Monkey please.

      Oooo, the corner is all sparkly today and there’s this lovely painting of Manda and I.

      Adores: 11
    • 2011 September 14
      MandaB permalink

      It’s AMAZING!

      Down, Hammy…no belly rubs!

      Adores: 2
    • 2011 September 14
      Je"No more ridiculously long insertions *here*!"n permalink

      “Monkey, please”? Or “Please Monkey!”

      Oooh, lookit – corner!

      Adores: 1
  13. 2011 September 14
    ToBScholarly permalink

    Because I am a dork (and obviously have plenty of time), I did was the llama suggested.

    Only I used Songify:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyGRAcK3pQg

    Adores: 13
    • 2011 September 14
      MandaB permalink

      Bravo! That’s better than half the stuff I hear on the radio.

      Adores: 5
      • 2011 September 14
        D / DM permalink

        @MandaB,
        I agree. There’s been a real dearth of bestiality pop lately.

        Adores: 10
        • 2011 September 14
          ToBScholarly permalink

          It is enough to drive one apesh*t, don’t you think?

          Adores: 6
    • 2011 September 14

      Awesomesauce!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 September 14
      CoffDrop permalink

      A most excellent production, 2B……..

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 September 14
      drmk permalink

      Beautiful!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 September 14

      Awesome!

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 September 14

      I love that it is categorized as nonprofit & activism.

      Adores: 3
  14. 2011 September 14

    “Creepy Ape Man”

    How is this creepy? Sounds romantic sweet friendly to me!

    Adores: 5
  15. 2011 September 14
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    *Reads today’s post’s title.*

    *Pictures Charleston Heston saying it.*

    *Throws up in mouth a little.*

    *Goes back to bed.*

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 September 14

      I heard it in a young Roddy MacDowall’s voice.

      Adores: 0
  16. 2011 September 14
    D / DM permalink

    Jesus, I’ve been away for too long. I don’t get the YSaC in-jokes anymore. 🙁

    I mostly wanted to say that you need a superlative form of the “possibly awesome” tag for ads like this…

    Adores: 5
    • 2011 September 14
      drmk permalink

      There’s a solution to this problem, you know — you need to come around here more often!

      Adores: 8
      • 2011 September 14
        D / DM permalink

        I agree.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 September 14
          Bianchi Sound permalink

          Not to overwhelm you with memes, but it’s totally splangdorf that you’re back.

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 September 14
          D / DM permalink

          Thanks, I… think…

          Adores: 0
      • 2011 September 14
        Spaceman.Spiff permalink

        And hang out at the f/b site, too <G>

        Adores: 1
  17. 2011 September 14

    You asked for it:

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/12455155/ysac-ape-voiceover

    Adores: 8
    • 2011 September 14
      D / DM permalink

      On the one hand, you seem like you’ll be suitably cheap. On the other hand, we’re not sure it’s creepy or apey enough…

      Adores: 2
    • 2011 September 14
      ToBScholarly permalink

      It sounds like Antonio Banderas meets Half Life. Very cool indeed!

      Adores: 4
      • 2011 September 14
        Spaceman.Spiff permalink

        Hmm, I got Antonio B plus Jürgen Prochnow, which, I must imagine, will be a different sort of monkeyplease for our audience here.

        Adores: 0
    • 2011 September 14
      Innana permalink

      Ugh, this sounds like the guy who always comes up to me in the subway and needs directions/instructions on the farecard machine/my phone number.

      Adores: 7
    • 2011 September 14
      CoffDrop permalink

      Well done, CJ. I was hearing a young Schwarzenegger, but perhaps I’ve had too many steroids……

      Adores: 1
      • 2011 September 14
        Windrose permalink

        Coffy, exactly what I was getting. Now get out of my brain or at least take the boots off.

        Adores: 0
    • 2011 September 14

      Creepy for sure!

      Adores: 0
  18. 2011 September 14
    D / DM permalink

    (Did you see what I did there? If you say that out loud, fast, it comes out “Creepy O’Rapey,” which happens to be the name of the author of this book!)

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 September 14
      Grampdaddy permalink

      Wait! Wait! How is it that you know that Creepy is Irish, D/DM? We were keeping that information back to identify the real pervert from the impostors.

      This is very suspicious….

      Adores: 2
  19. 2011 September 14
    Oh-Steve permalink

    What a day to check back in… Well, as Llama-nun requests here is the link to my… Oh wait, Fire! Maybe later!

    Adores: 9
    • 2011 September 14
      Lola permalink

      Oh wait, Fire! Maybe later!

      I’m now going to utilize this when “You know, ninjas” is not situationally appropriate.

      Welcome back, Steve-O! Please come by more often. When there aren’t fires.

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 September 14

        There are times when “You know… ninjas” is not situationally appropriate?!

        I have my doubts, Lola.

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 September 14

          Dammit, Taco! Steve is finally back and you have to set the pudding on fire!

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 September 14

          Well if pudding wasn’t so combustable…

          Adores: 0
        • 2011 September 14

          Oh, wait … flaming ninjas!

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 September 14

          I think they prefer to be called “Fabulous Ninjas.”

          Adores: 7
        • 2011 September 14
          funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

          Well, I think they prefer to be called “Flaming Fabulous Monkey Ninjas”.

          Adores: 1
        • 2011 September 14
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          Flaming Fabulous Monkey Ninjas is the name of my Village People cover band.

          Adores: 8
        • 2011 September 14
          Grampdaddy permalink

          There are times when “You know… ninjas” is not situationally appropriate?!

          Taco, those times come up frequently at school – we use “You know…. 1st graders.”

          Adores: 7
      • 2011 September 14
        MandaB permalink

        IF, I thought it was the name of your Fabulous Thunderbirds cover band.

        Adores: 0
  20. 2011 September 14
    MandaB permalink

    Let’s see if this works…

    I only read children’s stories aloud these days, so that’s what you get!

    http://audioboo.fm/boos/470907-disapproving-baby-s-mama-reads-creepy-ape-man

    It’s sort of extra creepy that way…

    Adores: 14
    • 2011 September 14
      D / DM permalink

      You win teh Internets today.

      Adores: 0
    • 2011 September 14

      You know…when you say it like that….it’s…it’s….well, it’s uber-creepy.

      *shudders*

      Adores: 2
    • 2011 September 14
      mud "" slicker permalink

      That’s just…..wrong.

      I think I hear the Berenstain Bears weeping in the corner.

      Adores: 3
    • 2011 September 14
      CoffDrop permalink

      Manda – That brings back fond memories of my 3rd grade teacher.

      Adores: 2
    • 2011 September 14
      Grampdaddy permalink

      My daughter is sick. Really sick. And she’s a chip off the old block.

      (I’m SOOOOOOOOOO proud!)

      Adores: 14
    • 2011 September 14
      ToBScholarly permalink

      I love you.

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 September 14
      MandaB permalink

      I swear I don’t really read books to my kids like that.

      Now behave or I’ll read and record “There Are No Monkeys” and then you’ll all be sorry!

      Adores: 5
    • 2011 September 14

      You have a beautiful voice!

      Adores: 0
    • 2011 September 14

      Beautiful.

      Adores: 0
    • 2011 September 14
      Windrose permalink

      I love the twang. And the way you said extreme sexiness — well, words cannot express what I’m feeling. 8)

      Adores: 1
    • 2011 September 15

      Evil Manda…hahaha!

      http://www.samhaincardigans.com/downloads/manda.mp3

      (I spent entirely to much time doing this, but it was totally worth it!)

      Adores: 4
      • 2011 September 15
        CoffDrop permalink

        Paul is dead? Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!

        :: Runs from the lounge sobbing like a little girl that ::
        ::just lost her puppy to a rare but always fatal disease::

        Adores: 2
  21. 2011 September 14
    Grampdaddy permalink

    Look, I’m really very rules-oriented and do what I’m told to do – so when our Llamanun (BBUH) said we had to do a voice over, I called the number in the posting and all they gave me was a different script. I went like this:

    “Get off my lawn you damn kids! I am your old neighbor and one of us is powerless against the other. I can use my walker, shake my cane, and steal your football when it lands in my yard. My only weakness is prunes and metamucil….”

    It went on from there, but I fell asleep and don’t remember the rest. I have to go now – somewhere – I think.

    Adores: 10
  22. 2011 September 14
    Karmyn permalink

    Wow. I thought I had seen it all in the world of romantica. I’ve seen shapeshifters of every sort, gay men with women, gay amish, paranormal Amish, and slash fic of every sort. But this, this just takes the whole biscuit. Ravenous Romance by any chance?

    Adores: 0
  23. 2011 September 14

    Ok, here’s mine.

    Edit: Well, it’s not there yet, but that’s the link.

    Adores: 5
  24. 2011 September 14

    http://audioboo.fm/boos/471310

    That should hopefully be mine.

    Adores: 8
    • 2011 September 14
      CoffDrop permalink

      They are “still processing” your boo (and AR’s too). I uploaded one about 2 hours ago and they are “still processing” mine. I think the audioboo staff went home for the night…….

      Adores: 0
    • 2011 September 15
      CoffDrop permalink

      That was worth waiting for, kelli. Not quite as breathy as Marilyn Monroe would have done it, but very sensuous just the same……..

      Adores: 0
    • 2011 September 15

      Creepily awesome, in a Disney-esque kinda way.

      Adores: 0
  25. 2011 September 14

    (Mis)heard just now:

    “My Michelle
    Sunday monkey …”

    YSaC continues to take over my brain. 😀

    Adores: 1
    • 2011 September 14
      Lola permalink

      Clearly that’s one of those Lennon-McMonkey classics.

      Adores: 2
  26. 2011 September 14
    CoffDrop permalink

    Well, shoot! I was hoping to hear what it sounded like before I posted it. I had to use an old headset as a mic cause I didn’t have a microphone – that may have made me sound a bit feminine. Anyway, it was the best I could do. Here is my assignment:

    Creepy Ape Man

    Adores: 5
  27. 2011 September 14

    OK, it kinda sounds like I’m faking… But I swear I’m actually sick. (And besides, if I was faking, I’d say something like “Sorry, Rob, can’t come in to work today, I’m dying of the plague.”)

    http://audioboo.fm/boos/471365-sick-of-those-dirty-apes

    Adores: 1
    • 2011 September 14

      OK, I was sick of AudioBoo taking three years to process, so I did another one for youtube……

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNgUGhrD46c

      Adores: 3
      • 2011 September 14
        Je"No more ridiculously long insertions *here*!"n permalink

        Ah! That was hilarious but I really want to give you gallons of lemon honey and ginger!!

        Adores: 1
      • 2011 September 14

        That was too funny. The sick-voice somehow made it both more and less intimidating. I’m not sure I could keep a straight face if an “overlord” tried to order me around like that.

        Feel better!

        Adores: 3
      • 2011 September 15

        Oh EB!! Here, have a cough drop…and some Dayquil…and echinacea…and a warm blankie, some chicken soup, a box of kleenex….

        Adores: 0
    • 2011 September 15
      CoffDrop permalink

      Wow EB! Rob will surely give you the rest of the week off if he hears this. Here’s wishing you a speedy recovery……….

      Adores: 0
  28. 2011 September 14
    Windrose permalink

    Dang, I think you overwhelmed AudioBoo. None of these last few are available. 8( I’m gonna go complain on Facebook.

    Adores: 1
  29. 2011 September 15
    Je"Linkies awaiting moderation"n permalink

    I tried this and found it really really hard not to do it an American accent. So this is me pretending to be a ‘Murcan, and this is me doing a (very self-conscious) Koiwoi eksint*.

    *Note rising inflection only kicking in half way through due to years of training to make the bugger go ‘way.

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 September 15

      I like the one with your normal accent better.

      Adores: 2
  30. 2011 September 15
    Innana permalink

    I keep wanting to hear David Tennant do this….

    Adores: 2
  31. 2011 September 15
    Windrose permalink

    Taco, wasn’t sure you’d be awake last night for this: Punchity Punch Punch! So I saved it for this morning. Yeah, that’s totally what happened.

    Good Morning, Pierre Boulle!

    Adores: 0
  32. 2013 June 16

    YEA FOR REDUXES!!!!!!

    Adores: 1
  33. 2013 June 16

    Sorry I’m about :checks watch: a year and a half late, but I recorded my audition! Is the position still open?

    http://audioboo.fm/boos/1453854-sexy-ape

    Adores: 4
    • 2013 June 16
      nojazzhere permalink

      ghostcat— you don’t have to apologize for being late- you’re “the talent.” We insignificant little people apologize for being (checks watch) a year and a half early. Please proceed…..

      Adores: 3
    • 2013 June 17

      I cannot adore this enough! Thanks for doing it!

      Adores: 1
  34. 2013 June 17

    MissMommyNiceNice! Did you know you were in the box? Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Ape whose name is Ape!

    Adores: 0

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