YSaC, Vol. 1093: Meme week Day 3: Armoire
For today’s meme, we bring you – Armoire! Everyone’s read “The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe,” right? So one of these MUST go to Narnia. Let’s see what we have…
tv armouir for sale ,exc. condtion , no scratches dark stain color 28”widex 24”depth x 54”high call1-###-###-#### ask for richard , will deliver for a small fee, has shelf for tv and bottom shelf for accessories
Oh, I read about these! Armuoirs hide in the tops of trees, shout “Help, Help” and when you look up, they jump down on you! They’re like Heffalamps.
Let’s try another.
HELLO I HAVE A SAUDER WARDROBE/STOARAGE CABINET ARMARIO FOR SALE BRAND NEW IN BOX NEVER OPENED. CALL ###-###-####
“It’s-a me! Ar-mario!”
No thinly disguised Christian metaphors or frozen satyrs here. What else?
Armorie computer desk – $75
“Armorie computer desk opens to use computer and closes to hide suff inside all wood. It is very nice and a super cheap price. We are downsizing so cannot use it. I am sorry I do not have pic cause I cannot figure out how to make them small enough to download. If your interested give me a call and come by and see it ###-###-####. I would take 50.00 if you have someone to move my new one in my house. (Its on the porch now) Thanks”
This was in that Stevie Wonder song, right? With the piano keys? I don’t remember exactly how it goes. That, or I’ve deliberately blacked it out. Probably that one.
OK, one more try, and I’ll give up on ever getting me some of that alternate dimensional Turkish Delight. (Note: not a euphemism.)
large amore dresser – $75
It is missing one nob, but is only a dallar or so at manards or so. It aslo has a small scratch on the back. I am firm on the price becase new I paid 800 so you would be getting a great deal. Only call if you are willing to pay the full amount.
Please bring another person with to carry. It is
heavy , also have a large vechicle to bring it home in.
Aslo! Aslo is like Aslan, right! The problem is that this one only goes to Narnia or so, and unfortunately, the “or so” includes Xanth. And frankly, even I can’t handle that many puns.
Oh well. Maybe some day I can go to Detroit.
Thanks for getting my hopes up, Brent, Susan, and er, us!