YSaC, Vol. 1129: Road trip!

2011 November 24

Looking for a Ride to Germany


Hey Folks,
My friend Emma is studying abroad in Germany, and I’d like to see her over Thanksgiving break, so if you’re heading that way, please give me a rang (xxx-xxx-xxxx). I don’t smoke, I enjoy most music, and I can help with the driving (or co-piloting).
Thanks for looking to carpool,
Henry

The news says that at least 42 million people will be traveling for Thanksgiving this year. Someone must be driving to Germany, right?

Drive safely, and have a happy holiday!

Thanks to Cactus Sally for the submission!

30 Responses leave one →
  1. 2011 November 24

    And I thought that getting to the other side of Virginia was tough. Maybe Henry can hitch a ride from one of these people.

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 November 24
      CoffDrop permalink

      How do you expect me to know it’s a joke if you don’t use a sarcastic smiley?

      Adores: 2
  2. 2011 November 24

    So the Siberian Land Bridge is operational again? Cool. I’m going to go see a gulag.

    Adores: 9
    • 2011 November 24
      Windrose permalink

      You can ask Sarah Palin for directions.

      Adores: 7
  3. 2011 November 24

    Looking for a Ride in Germany

    Hey Folks,
    My friend Emma is a stunning broad in Germany, and I’d like to see her naked over Thanksgiving break, so if you’re heading that way, please give me a rang (xxx-xxx-xxxx). I have smoke, I enjoy most munchies, and I can help with the drinking (have beer bong).
    Thanks, looking to threesome,
    Henry

    Adores: 7
    • 2011 November 24
      D [DM] permalink

      P.S. It would be nice if you are also smoking hot, but I am very accepting of anyone who will do really kinky stuff with a complete stranger.

      Adores: 1
  4. 2011 November 24

    Driving through the Atlantic ocean: a whole new meaning to “carpool”

    Adores: 14
    • 2011 November 24

      They need to dig a shaft under the ocean to drive through, then they would have a carpool tunnel…

      Adores: 9
      • 2011 November 24
        Bianchi Sound permalink

        They should make an underground bubble-shaped brothel/casino complex somewhere in the middle. It would be the Carpool Tunnel Sin Dome.

        Adores: 12
        • 2011 November 24

          Wow, I didn’t think that joke could get worse, nice job!

          Adores: 3
        • 2011 November 25
          Bianchi Sound permalink

          Thanks. It was definitely a hard on to make worse.

          Adores: 0
      • 2011 November 24
        D [DM] permalink

        Carpool tunnel is no laughing matter. My friend had it, and he couldn’t drive me anywhere for months.

        Adores: 3
        • 2011 November 24
          Windrose permalink

          You suffer so, D. 8)

          Adores: 2
  5. 2011 November 24
    Windrose permalink

    Google Maps was no help, but I have a feeling that Sparky Henry should have started hitchhiking last week.

    Adores: 2
  6. 2011 November 24
    Mike permalink

    No problem, I’ll drive to germany tomorrow.
    Just wait for me at 8 am in front of the trainstation in Basel Switzerland.
    Can you drive a stick shift? You don’t have to it’s only a half hour drive, but you can if you want.

    Adores: 8
    • 2011 November 24
      funky "eMonkey" monkey permalink

      Sqeee! It’s Grrr! I have houseshoes that look like your avatar! I love his show. 🙂

      Adores: 0
  7. 2011 November 24

    *Warming up my Mercedes Titanic SLK*

    Hop in Henry, know anything about icebergs?

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 November 24
      D [DM] permalink

      They have virtually no flavor or nutritional value. Romaines are better all around. So are bacons.

      Adores: 2
  8. 2011 November 24
    LimeLolly permalink

    I don’t know how he expects to get past Codfish Bay. Those starfish charge an arm and leg to cross.

    Adores: 2
  9. 2011 November 24
    CapnMac permalink

    Well, Germany, Texas is only about 150 miles away. But, I’m pretty sure that Hank’s friend Emma has been spotted, if she’s been eyeballing the local distaff.

    It’s not the sort of thing they cotton to, over to Houston County. Well, maybe in one of those fleshpot towns like Belott or Grapeland . . .

    Adores: 2
  10. 2011 November 24
    Jen permalink

    Anybody else get the impression Sparky just couldn’t take a hint?

    Emma: No, for the hundredth time, you can’t see me this weekend. Because… because I’m studying! Abroad! In… Germany! Yeah, it’s *really* far away. Like, ten hours drive! Yeah. Or something. Please just stop calling me, ok?

    Sparky: She must really like me – she said please instead of just throwing her shoe at me!!!!! Totes in…

    Adores: 4
    • 2011 November 24
      D [DM] permalink

      Shit. I really like this girl, but there’s no freakin’ way I can drive 10 hours straight. If only there was a place I could find somebody to help me. Wait, what’s that website where mom got her collection of dead birds, again?

      Adores: 1
  11. 2011 November 24
    Ralph permalink

    At 60 mph, you should be able to drive there in a few days, but gas stations are hard to find along part of the route.

    Adores: 0
    • 2011 November 25
      Mel permalink

      Nah, just fill up at one of the oil platforms off Newfoundland (refining the stuff can’t be that hard, right? Maybe Sparky can work on that while his new friend drives), and bring a few extra gas cans to be on the safe side. Kein Problem!

      Adores: 1
  12. 2011 November 25

    Anyone see the Muppet Movie yet? They could totally travel by map.

    Adores: 0
    • 2011 November 25

      Sparky needs to make like Indiana Jones and travel by red line.

      Adores: 0
  13. 2011 November 25
    Windrose permalink

    *peers into the box*

    Oh, hi monkey! Hi D=DM! Looks like you had a good time in here. (Clean-up crew to box, STAT!) Punchity Punch Punch!

    Guten Morgen, Fernuniversität Hagen!

    Adores: 0
  14. 2012 January 6

    What? No “Humanity Is Doomed” tag?

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