YSaC, Vol. 1130: Mercifully free of the ravages of spelling.

2011 November 25

Frizzier for sale – $85

Need to sell it for more room…

I’ve seen “Aladdin” too many times – you can’t fool me. Any character called the Frizzier always turns out to be evil. It’s even worse if they’re the GRAND Frizzier – then they’ll probably end up as some kind of supernatural evil wizard at the end.

Don’t touch that appliance – it’s pure evil!

Thanks for the warning, Steve!

17 Responses leave one →
  1. 2011 November 25

    Many people can get frizzy hair without having to spend $85 (used) on a bulky frizzier.

    Oh, and happy Black Friday.

    Adores: 5
  2. 2011 November 25
    CoffDrop permalink

    I Keep My Snowman In The Freezer

    I keep my snowman in the freezer
    Just behind the pies
    He likes it there, he told me so
    I can see it in his eyes.

    I made him on a cold, cold morning
    When the snow was fresh and deep
    Now he sits in the freezer
    Near the fish that we got cheap.

    I keep my snowman in the freezer
    And look at him each day.
    If I’d left him in the garden
    He’d simply have melted away.

    But now he’s like my Grandma
    Living somewhere safe and nice;
    He’s in a frosty, snowy palace
    On a throne of coldest ice.

    I keep my snowman in the freezer
    Near a lump of frozen beef
    And I’ve got a treat for him in August:
    I’m taking him to Tenerife!

    Ian McMillan

    Adores: 4
  3. 2011 November 25

    Uh… what exactly is this more Frizzier than?

    I mean really, I’ve seen a lot of Frizzi things in my day, and this certainly isn’t one of them.

    Adores: 5
  4. 2011 November 25

    If Sparky wants to sell it for more room, I’ve got a spare pocket dimension I’d be willing to trade. I just use it to carry around my lip gloss, car keys, and the tortured souls of my vanquished enemies. There might be some gum in there, too.

    Adores: 8
  5. 2011 November 25
    Angel permalink

    Lefty Frizzell’s younger brother, David, wrote the song “I’m Going to Hire a Wino (to Decorate Our Home.) Is it coincidence that the name Frizzell is so very close to Sparky’s invented word? I think not.

    Adores: 2
  6. 2011 November 25
    Windrose permalink

    Calm yourself, Iago, my evil plot to rule the land as Grand Frizzier cannot fail. All I need is to pick one of these commenters who is the diamond in the rough. Once they retrieve the Lamp from the Cave of Wonders, the Princess will be mine!

    Adores: 5
    • 2011 November 25
      LimeLolly permalink

      PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER…. itty bitty living space.

      Adores: 5
  7. 2011 November 25

    “Time Bandits” FTW!

    Adores: 3
  8. 2011 November 25

    The Whirlpool frizzier? Pssh… The Frigidaire has the split ends attachment for no extra cost.

    Adores: 5
  9. 2011 November 25

    I have a chest frizzier too, the girls seem to like it…

    Adores: 3
  10. 2011 November 25
    Ralph permalink

    Don’t you need a refrigerrator to go with your frizzier?

    Adores: 3
    • 2011 November 25
      LimeLolly permalink

      You better hurry, your refridgerator is running.

      Adores: 1
  11. 2011 November 26

    Don’t touch it! It’s evil!

    (terrible movies, anyone?)

    Adores: 1
  12. 2011 November 26
    Windrose permalink

    Silva, Hammy, Bianchi, and Mike (if that is your real name), Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Ridge A!

    Adores: 0

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