YSaC, Vol. 1138: It’s a Dead Man’s Party.

2011 December 7

Medical Billing

Looking for a part time (two day a week) person with a medical billing/insurance background.
Basic secretarial/reception with experience faxing, filing, typing, and phones is also preferred. Must be an up beat friendly person with a séance of humor.

Pay is $12 an hour. Duration of job is 4 months, with the possibility of continuing.

Qualified applicants please submit a resumes.

See, this is why the 99% are Occupying Everything. The greedy insurance companies are even trying to collect money from the DEAD now.* Look, you can put away the crystal ball now — I don’t care how nicely you ask, my grandmother is not going to give Dionne Warwick here her credit card number from beyond the grave.

Thanks for the submission, Mary!

*Actually, apparently they’ve been doing it for a while.

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  1. 2011 December 7


    I am responding to your posting for a position with your insurance company. I have many years experience swindling money out of the baffled masses. I also have extensive practice contacting spirits from beyond the grave. If this sounds like the person you’re looking for, I would love to speak with you.


    JZ Knight
    Ramtha’s School of Enlightenment
    Yelm, Washington

    References Available. Please call for appointment.

    Adores: 11
    • 2011 December 7
      Llama Derp permalink

      This might be that Sparky from LoD who had the fuzzy funicular.

      Adores: 2
    • 2011 December 7

      Why does Ramtha look like she should have saved up for the quality lip injections, and not that person who shoots cement into your ass?

      Adores: 2
  2. 2011 December 7

    Who you gunna call?

    Ghost doctors!

    Adores: 14
    • 2011 December 7

      I am feeling poorly today – maybe I should go visit the ghost vet.

      Adores: 7
      • 2011 December 7

        Maybe they can prescribe some phantom pain killers.

        Adores: 6
      • 2011 December 7
        valarie permalink

        Ghostie, you changed your photo! It is a nice kitteh.

        Adores: 2
        • 2011 December 7
          Windrose permalink

          Valarie, where’s Mike, the gay fish??

          Adores: 0
  3. 2011 December 7
    LimeLolly permalink

    Seance humor is probably better than gallows humor.

    Adores: 9
    • 2011 December 7
      CapnMac permalink

      hmm, classical medicine gives us the four humours of Hot, Dry, Wet, and Cold. These expressed through Blood, Black & Yellow Bile, and Phlegm.

      Now, the last ‘qualified’ medicos have long since joined the choir invisible and are whistling up fjords and causing mø0s bits on sisters. So, a seancé might be apt, if one wanted Galen to consult.

      Hmm, my medical coding class did not include how to ‘cost’ a ‘consult’ from beyond the grave . . .

      Perhaps grave bowels are needful?

      Send resumes so I can apply, thx.

      Adores: 2
  4. 2011 December 7

    “Psychic Passing Acquaintances’ Hotline, this is Luxor the Magnificent speaking.”

    “Hi, Luxor, this is Sparkinetta from Dr. Sparkington’s office. Can you see into the future to resolve a staffing issue that we’re having?”

    “Certainly. Luxor the Magnificent senses that your office has issues with medical billing and proofreading. Do you have wonky speech-to-text software, and does someone in your office have a bit of a drawl?”

    “Yes! How did you know?”

    “Luxor the Magnificent knows all.”

    Adores: 10
  5. 2011 December 7
    CoffDrop permalink

    Eenie-meanie, chili-beanie, the spirits are about to speak……..Bullwinkle.

    Adores: 2
  6. 2011 December 7

    A seance of humor?

    I’m gonna go up there, and knock ’em dead! But seriously, folks, I know people who would kill for this gig!

    Adores: 16
    • 2011 December 7

      Séance of Humor is my new Comedy Central show starring, Dom DeLuise, John Belushi, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, George Burns, and George Carlin.

      Hosted by, John Edward.

      Adores: 37
      • 2011 December 7

        I cannot adore that enough.

        Adores: 3
      • 2011 December 7

        LOVE this! I miss Dom 🙁

        Adores: 1
      • 2011 December 7
        LimeLolly permalink

        Will Mr. Carlin tell us the 7 words that cannot be said on the “Other Side” ?

        Adores: 10
        • 2011 December 7

          1) Love
          2) Peace
          3) Christmas
          4) Serentiy
          5) God
          6) Happy
          7) Jesus
          Oh, you mean the other, other side…

          Adores: 4
  7. 2011 December 7

    I thought it was the Ouijas that sang “Staying Alive.”

    Adores: 19
  8. 2011 December 7

    Times have been tough for Miss Cleo. I think I’ll give her a thought about this job.


    Apparently, the line is busy. Too bad, she’d of been perfect.

    Adores: 9
  9. 2011 December 7
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    I went to a seance of humor once. A dead uncle hit me in the face with a banana cream pie.

    Adores: 16
    • 2011 December 7

      If you are here give us a sign…


      Yup, that’s uncle Charlie.

      Adores: 10
      • 2011 December 7

        “I’m getting a C name. Charles, Conner, Clark…”

        “Uncle Charlie!”

        “Yeah, that could be it. He’s asking something about one of your appliances. Probably your fridge. He wants to know if it’s running.”

        “Uh… yeah, it was when I left anyway.”

        “Charlie is saying that you should go catch it.”

        Adores: 14
  10. 2011 December 7
    Lola permalink

    At last, I know how to describe the men I date who aren’t funny: seance of humor. Thank you, Sparky!

    And thanks again for another ’80s-earworm title!

    Adores: 4
  11. 2011 December 7
    Windrose permalink

    Duration of job is 4 months. If still alive after that, we may keep you on.

    Adores: 6
    • 2011 December 7

      And if you die we’ll keep you on as a ghost writer, you’ll urn a lot more too.

      Adores: 10
  12. 2011 December 7

    Darn, we’re missing a huge market for our Coding and Billing course! I’ll tell Marketing to print up some flyers for the nearby graveyards….

    Adores: 5
  13. 2011 December 7
    LimeLolly permalink

    Is there an age limit on the course? How many years dead do you have to be to work here?

    Adores: 4
  14. 2011 December 7
    Digitalaxis permalink

    …does not inspire much confidence in that Doctor’s office. I mean, if they regularly collect from the dead…

    Adores: 3

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