YSaC, Vol. 1141: Awaken, you dreamers.
Editor for best seller/ strong propensity in art, psych (World)
Best seller, once sleeping/dreaming!!! NOW awake, best seller trilogy with the potential for proper non-sleepwalkers interested black holes, huge black laddersOpen leading to insatiable heart, mind..I need…….Mac expert in publishing & graphics ,,,,,brilliant editor who is free of preconceived social Prima Donna delusions of masterful, Bation…..this is a group dynamic…life time universal sensibility , sensuality, and orgasmic, audacious whimsey. Graphic concept delicately linked to years of expertise and the essential knowledge of dove and crow. If u gots the wings and want to GPS thru collaboration, fun and much maligned change for tin cup dreamers ?……..we stay focused, fat wallets don’t need to dominate and ruin the ass in your genes (pockets, of course!)
Daka, the “STILLPOINT dancer”
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- Location: World
- Compensation: Bag’o money/royalties &&&& seat on plane next to DALI LAMA
I think what he really needs is an editor who is free of those pesky preconceived delusions of punctuation and comprehensibility.
Thanks, Anne!
Taking DIY to a whole new level…….
He only THINKS he’s awake now…
Recalculating…
Turn around as soon as possible, then floor it and go back from whence you came.
Imagine there’s no meaning.
It isn’t hard to do.
Nothing to make any sense of,
And no punctuation rules too.
Imagine all the people
Spouting random words.
You may say I’m a dreamer,
But I’m not the only one.
If u gots the wings, you can join us,
And bestsellers, we’ll write one.
If you got the wings, we got the nuts.
I think you should call it:
An Irish STILLPOINT Dancer foresees his novel, but Willhelm Bulter Yeets.
Hold me closer stillpoint dancer
Count the head lice on the highway
Lay me down on sheeps so leanin’
you had a crazy year today.
Blue gene baby, pockets of course crazy lady,
seem stressed for the band.
Pie eyed, pirate smile, you’ll marry a Bation man
Ballsy reamer, you must have seen her dancing in the sand
And now she’s in me, ‘cuz I ate her, stillpoint dancer in the band.
(p.s. “Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking Dalai Lamas on this motherfucking plane.”)
Stillpoint Dancer is a dog breed the ATF uses to bust moonshiners.
Let me guess…they’re in the English or German Shorthaired breeds and can smell a pint of hooch a mile away.
Irish Setter family
More like Irish Whiskey family….
Not cool for a Monday morning. Couldn’t you have picked some unintentional nudity in someone’s china cabinet, or perhaps a nice redneck soliloquy? This just hurts my head. *crawling back to bed*
“Redneck Soliloquy” is the name of my Billy Ray Cyrus cover band.
I thought Jeff Foxworthy sang that?
Billy Ray Cyrus is nothing more than a “Redneck Soliloquy” (just with glitzy L.A. production and editing).
The boy is a legit crooner, but, beyond that, an empty suite with a mullet.
Dear Sparky,
This is a dove –
http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/PHOTO/LARGE/mourning_dove_9.jpg
and this is a crow –
http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/PHOTO/LARGE/american_crow_7.jpg
Please email me my Bag O’ Money.
Damn. I would be perfect for this project if I didn’t feel so pretty when I…
…yeah, yeah, I’m going. Good morning, corner!
That’s the last time I pay $25 to watch a “STILLPOINT Dancer.” Sure, it’s amazing he can stay on point for a whole 20 minutes without moving, but it’s BORING! He may have a propensity in art, but he has no imagination or talent.
I’m thinking this post deserves the Turing Test = Fail tag. This smacks of a spam bot gone rogue.
Ah, but is he a good sense of humour with a fun and tall?
I’m not sure that the humor really measures up that well.
I found everything believable right up to
I’m pretty sure that seat is automatically reserved for Richard Gere or similar. You’re not fooling me, Sparky!
I think it’s a misspelling – you get a seat next to Dali’s llama.
Is it melting?
It’s probably just a Bucket O’ Llama by now.
Well, just how far away is this Llama’s Deli, that we have to fly to get there?
What? “No Andean ungulates in the Sub-Continent”? Balderdash! As absurd as a delicat essen exclusively for spiritual leaders–who would have clearly Transcended pastrami on challa (a Reuben being sublime, QED).
“non-sleepwalkers interested black holes, huge black ladders”
Damn! My black ladder fell in the black hole again.
Coincidentally, my Black Adder fell in a black hole again. He’s always been a viper with vertigo on the verge of vindication.
Baldrick had been so sure that that particular cunning plan would work.
…better than a punning clan….
😛
O the failures of rudely-shaped Turnips . . .
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Mirab, his sails unfurled.
Well I dunno about all y’all, but I feel enlightened as shit right now.
Not since I found out glowsticks aren’t considered food.
Sorry Sparky. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead.
A translation for the sanity-encumbered:
Last night, while I was high on peyote, I had this mindblowing dream and it was the best thing EVER, and now that I’m awake I’m still sure it’ll make an awesome best-selling trilogy. It was totally symbolic and shit, and had like, black holes, some enormous black ladders, crows, doves, and maybe President James Buchanan or something… but anyway, it will change everyone’s minds about war and sex and stuff and make bags of money and start a new world religion. I don’t want anyone who’s gonna mess with the story though, it’s all perfect straight from my mouth, just write it down. I do need illustrations, and if someone knows what the symbolism with the crows and doves is that would be awesome, because I’m coming down. I can’t pay you anything, but you’ll be rolling in dough once I sell this stuff. Trust me, the Dalai Lama’s gonna come to YOU for enlightenment, it is just that good.
Whew. So that’s what it’s like when you taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Hm, I wondered what Prince has been up to these days. After reading this translation, I wonder no more.
So that’s what the symbol for his name meant? No wonder he just went with the symbol and The Artist Formerly Known As Prince; it’s still shorter.
I can save him the trip to see the Dalai Lama. Apparently, according to Carl, the Philosopher/Gopher Killer, upon your deathbead, Sparky, you will receive total consciousness. Which should be a nice change.
You forgot the part where he needs a really awesome editor who doesn’t think they’re very awesome. If you’re awesome, sign up now! If you THINK you’re awesome, you need not apply.
“The Eye of Argon” comes to mind.
It’s the cynic in me that screams – “and this asshat will be published over and over and over.”
I see Sparky has met my ex wife…
Egads, this has been an earwormy posting.
I’m getting Sir Elton covering the Hooters singing about All you zomb
Sit next to the Dalai Lama? You can have him. He always falls asleep and drools on my shirt, and caramel baby sundae will NOT come out of linen, no matter what Martha Stewart says.
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Possum ass? What?
You made me actually read the wall of latin. Kudos to you.
Bavec, you probably don’t remember doing this before. Punchity Punch Punch. You probably don’t remember doing this just now. 8)
Good Morning, Xanadu!