YSaC, Vol. 1156: It’s probably wonderfully, wonderfully tacky.
2011 December 30
Beautiful PAINT****
A gorgeous paint of a lovely cat by Joyce Peterson in perfect condition with frame just for $15. This is a great and beautiful paint, that will suit any wall
or corner in your office or house.The paint is full of warmness and love. Don’t miss this opportunity. Thanks for your interest.
PS; Possible delivery to East and North [Location].
I AM THE GREAT AND BEAUTIFUL PAINT!
Pay no attention to the man behind that curtain! (He’s just painting happy little trees.)
Thanks for the link, SM!
Fixed it for you, Sparky.
I dunno, it could be uranium. With the warmness and all. That soft, romantic, carcinogenic glow.
They could even throw in some petrified wood accents so that everything in the room would glow, not just the walls.
*jinx*
I had just thought of this being a “magic eye’ painting using a mix of radium and thorium paints, pastel-ed in elemental arsenic . . .
Sparky would spell it:
The Sherman & Peabody Williams paint swatch color calls it: Lemming yellow.
Sherman, set the WABAC machine for America’s Dark Ages, also known as yesterday.
Another reason I love you IF
As Tattoo would say, “De Plague! De Plague!”
I’m happy that they didn’t want to offend my sensibilities and so substituted **** for the four letter word in their headline. I just can’t figuring out which four letter word they were bleeping out.
Sparky misspelled **** anyway.
…
Ew.
I know, that kind of makes it sound like a steamy bowl of oatmeal, right?
“You kids get off my lawn! Is my oatmeal ready yet?”
*sob*
Does anyone else think “Say goodnight Gracie” when they see FM’s new picture?
*blows nose. loudly*
I’d rather have paint that was full of pigments and binding agents.
That sounds SOooooo smexxxy!
Thanks, Taco, for saving me from having to go there. I’ve heard about people like that. They put their love into just about anything.
I’d rather most things er, “filled” with warmness and love were 1 x 3 x 7 and an infinitely-temporal Dave Bowman, for those who Keir enough to be full of stars.
Was that thing filled with warmness and love? I thought it was just monkeys bashing eachother over the head with bones.
My cat is just begging me to redecorate with this paint, but I can only imagine the shedding in spring between the two will be unmanagable.
Especially if it’s long-haired paint. All that brushing and grooming would give you carpal tunnel syndrome, unless you got it sheared regularly.
(And now I’m trying to picture how a wall would look with a lion cut.)
I prefer my walls have that smooth brazilian feel…
I’ve been thinking the corner could use some sprucing up. Who else thinks that “warm cat love” would be a great addition to the corner?
I’ll be in the corner.
But we have warm cat love in the corner every time that CJ or Ghostie are in the corner. More would just be superfulous. Maybe even tacky.
We don’t do tacky anymore? What about nail guns?
I must need a bigger slice of coffee. I am picturing a super heroine who shoots her sharp, pointy fingernails at bad persons. The thumbs are the deadliest.
Well can your really call Ghostie cuddly? She may have warm cat love but you wont get any. Especially not with that picture FM. You’re too old for her.
I kinda have a weakness for round glasses, though 😉
Isn’t Warm Cat Love an adaptation of a certain eighties musical?
I thought that was Muskrat Love.
A man with a Ferrett Tribe should know that.
😀
Warm Cat Love is the name of my Josie and the Pussycats cover band. We mostly play burlesque shows in New Orleans.
Saw a dude down by a bridge looked like could jam the “Warm Cat Love” blues–if somebody would spot him a guitar and amp . . .
NOBODY puts Paint in the corner.
Eviscerating cats into a paint like substance is animal cruelty. Damn you Joyce Peterson! It explains the warmness bit but not the love.
Sure, delivery is possible but only if you throw in an obo and live in [redacted].
But I do live in North and East!
My idea of a warmness and love cat paint.
First dogs painting and now cats painting… what next? Gerbils?
smooches
Kitteh, kitteh in the paint
Doin’ the wall and lookin’ so quaint
in the evenin’
You’re pretty pleasin’
Painter Sparky (he’s a vet)
Did the jitterbug onto his pallette
then he painted
kitteh’s so tainted
And the paint now has love and has warmness
Thank God the seller has warned us
What’s that in the corner above
Looks like warm cat love
Gagging a little, ‘cuz of the sleaze
Mudsy says to TacoMagic, “Monkey, please. Get the brain bleach”
And he says yes with a shrill screech
now we’re bleachin’ our memories
(‘specially Windrose)
paintin’ with spunk, I guess anything goes
though we wriggle, we can’t help but giggle
And the paint now has love and has warmness
Thank God the seller has warned us
What’s that in the corner above
Looks like warm cat love
[corey]
Ok, Unc’ Gøogle says that “Joyce Peterson” is many things, a Realtor in several states, also a banker, and a tv news anchor, and on and on for a mere 10.4 million results.
None of which seem to link to an artist, neither by, nor of, feline persuasion.
Relatively little temperature information on the legion of Joyce Petersons is available either–and here, everything is s supposed to be on the interwebz! This offends me, I now need to know if Perseus has carted of the warm love all the Joyce Petersons in some sort of Hellenic T100 thoroughness! I want data, and I want it now, and in cool, digital formats suitable for webpage widgets!
The world will clearly end if we do not use up all the bandwidth in trivia!
{sub-corey} NYC Yelp has a review page for McDowell’s, the restaurant in the movie “Coming to America”–yes, really, they do. meta is now <meta>{/sub corey}
;/resume satire
[/corey]
Searching Google images for “Joyce Peterson cat” brings up the picture right away, but the cat looks cold and calculating.
Of course the cat looks cold and calculating. It’s a cat.
It actually looks a lot like my cat, Fearless – except she usually has her eyes closed and is snoring slightly.
Thanks for the nightmare addition.
What is UP with all of the AVATAR hating?! Y’all are just mean! Fine, I’m changing my poor little pic.
*click*
There. Look at my monkey. LOOK AT IT!!!! LOVE IT!!!
*sobs and blows nose and covers up with blankie*
GEORGE! There you are!
I wasn’t hating on your monkey! I don’t think comparing it to George Burns is hating but that’s just me. I liked George Burns. You have to admit that monkey looked a little like him. I apologize for upsetting you FM.
Heh. “Hating on your monkey”. Heh heh.
If this is a “great and beautiful paint,” it should be entered in competition.
ghostcat, you are getting out of the box just in time for New Year’s Eve parties! To help you celebrate, here’s your Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Burton Silver!