YSaC, Vol. 1175: Bad, bad medicine.
Free Unopened Children’s Cold Medicine – $200 Value
27 New, Unopened Children’s Cold Medicine Items. Bought, but never used. Approx $200 value.
Coldcalm x 7
Oscillococcinum x 4
Sore Throat x 2
Cold Cure x 4
Chestal x 6
Multi Cold x 4
Pick up near Crescent st subway station (J Line). The first person to confirm a time to pick up today will get these items. I will leave outside behind fence at the agreed time.
Please, if you say you will come and get them, turn up. No timewasters.
Translation: the idiot we paid to steal cold medicine for us didn’t realize that you can’t use these to make meth. We don’t want to be caught with them, so we’ll leave them for you outdoors near a subway stop so we can make a quick getaway.
A question, though: if you’re just leaving them by a fence, how is that wasting your time if someone doesn’t show up? I mean, it’s not like you have to go rooting through a bush to leave them; you just drop them by the fence and go on your perfectly normal, non-meth-addled way.
BecauseIcan’tbebotheredtowaitaroundIhavethingstodoplacestogomyapartmentneedscleainingagaintodayIhavetogostealafewcatalyticconveretersandsomewirefromthenewconstructionsitedowntheroadandIneedtomeetmydealerohjustforgetthewholethingyoualreadytooktoolongtoanswer.
Bad puppy!
Hey, that’s not a link! What gives?!
Any more of that, Hammy, and we’ll have to do a little snipping.
Shhh, don’t tell Dan but my massive
linktext goes through the LLama-nun.No! You did not say that! BLASPHEMY!!! Bad puppy, bad!!! Where’s my rolled up newspaper?
Kudos Hammy, way to comment outside the box.
Times are tough when meth manufacturers start raiding the homeopathic section of Walgreens. But a whole lot safer, unless you can get a high from dilute duck liver.
Metheopathic: Believed to be as effective as actual meth but may actually be chalk mixed with Pixy Stix.
Hey, don’t underestimate the buzz you can get from enough Pixy Stix!
I don’t underestimate any candy product.
(hiding the Cadbury Cream Egg wrappers)
Wait, I thought the Metheopathic era came right after the Methozoic…
That only occurs in the Methopotamian region, prior to the Ottom Empire.
Well, here’s another fine Metheopathic Era you’ve gotten me into.
EDIT: Oh, look, the edit box is back!
🙂
Edit:
Comment Fail, click on SpaceBug to see…
🙂
I know that dog! He was real good at cleaning out his dog house…with a toothbrush.
Twenty seven containers of children’s cough medicine – for free? And Sparky is just going to leave them outside the subway station without checking to see who picks them up?
Some hobo is going to have themselves a hell of a weekend.
Yup. He won’t remember a damn thing but his sinuses will be clear as hell!
One bottle makes you larger
The other makes you small
But the ones that mother gives you
don’t do anything at all…
Just go ask Alice.
(She lives upstairs, where the bell used to bein’ with her husband Ray and Botches the dog.)
More like heaven. I’m breaking out the good
chinacardboard.😉
You still creep me out. At least your breath is more mediciney
*Headslap* Apply directly to the forehead.
*Headslap* Apply directly to the forehead.
*Headslap* Apply directly to the forehead.
Dammit, Shep I told ya this wouldn’t work! There jes’ taint no market fer cherry-flavored meth anymore!
Damnyouautocorrect! Fee should be “for”.
Much funnier now right?
(whispers) I really miss that 5-minute edit window too.
What? Did it go away? Not my doing!
I still have it via Firefox.
I think Windy shoved the edit window in the box before hammering it shut. We may not want it back since Taco is also in the box and who knows what he might do to it.
hmmm….I got nuthin
Well, I split the difference and made it fer. Now, if you want it corrected all the way, just get a fifty pound bag of premium parrot mix and drop it behind the fence. 8)
Where did our edit window go anyway? I think I missed that announcement.
What kind of music does a parrot listen to? (I do have a copy of disco duck, if that’s appropriate.)
“Premium Parrot Mix”:
Volcano, Come Monday, Changes in Latitudes, Quietly Making Noise, Cheeseburger in Paradise, Island, One Particular Harbor, Fins, Jolly Man, Havana Daydreaming, and, of course, A Pirate Looks at Forty.
[wanders over to hit “random” in Buffett section of WMP]
What?! No Marley?
So, I didn’t know the edit thing was for everyone. The first day I commented, it was there. I had to wait for my comment to post, how annoying. The next day it was gone. Cool. My assumption was “I’m new here, YSAC gave me this option so I wouldn’t suck to bad on my first day. How nice.” I mean, the commenters on this site are intelligent and compassionate beings. The understand that I’m mostly human, I make mistakes, mostly, and I can live with that, moistly.
Now I’m just waiting for my comment to post
Oops, you need to add a y to that the.
*snerk*
moistly…
I’ll be over here in the corner.
*I’ll second that snerk*
Wait for me LL! I got fiddle faddle I’m willing to share.
That Penguin, she’s such a tattle-tale, bless her heart. Now I have to come up with another evil plan to pay for my feather habit.
Edit: I apologize to valarie who did not accuse me of hiding the edit box in the Don’t Suck box. Senior Moment. It lasted all day long.
Yes LimeLolly, that is correct.
Home is where I hang my hat, which is currently on my head. It is moist here, quite roomy, and a gecko. Oops, I mean echo.
(I see a gecko wandering across a vast wasteland.)
Ooh, I like the new guy! Can we keep *him, Mama Windy?
*I’m assuming based on the avatar.
You assume correctly Ghosty.
(Don’t tell LL the “moistly” bit was a setup for the “Gecko” bit.)
Yay, I got it right!
(I won’t tell, but I can’t speak for everyone in the corner.)
I would get these and then toss them out the bus window as we drove around downtown. Better than dimes!
Edit: So I forgot the “town” the first time around. Big deal. 8)
Why are you driving around “down”?
She had a bad share day.
*hammers in last nail* There! The box is really packed today. Don’t open the door, no matter how much they beg. 8)
You should have gave them Sparky’s cold medicine to keep them quiet. That way we could have played a YSaC version of Schrödinger’s cat.
Before looking in the box, each YSaC commentor is both whacked out of their brains on cold medicine and entirely unaffected by the medication.
When you open the box you realize that we’re all actually whacked out of their brains on cold medicine and that you really shouldn’t have opened the box.
Sigh… I miss you ajax editor.
We don’t need no stinking cold medication.
Hammy, that should be, “we don’t need no stinking batches!” (of meth)
I want to know how to tell the difference ? Is it just a matter of location?
Oops ,Taco’s on top of the table, he needs more cough syrup.
Oh, now Hammy is under the table, so he’s had plenty.
Let’s spin the Wheel of Congestion.
Ooo! A “Wheel of Congestion”! I want one of those! Where can I get one?
EDIT: Yeah, now the edit option is back. Hum. Maybe it only pops up as a suggestion, like it’s telling me my comment sucks and I really should rethink it.
Wheel of Congestion
That’s what the world is today, hey.
“We don’t need no stinking cold medication.”
All in all, it’s just another
Tamiflu by the subway?
You can’t have your pudding until it’s on fire!
Teacher, Teacher is this your throat control?
[no, my name is not Roger, why do you ask?]
We don’t need no medication.
We don’t need no cough control.
We don’t like it behind the station.
Sparky! Leave that meth alone.
All in all, it’s just another shtick on the wall.
Though this be madness, yet there is meth in’t.
This could be kinda sad… like, their kid got sick with bubonic plague and they thought it could be cured with 3098354 different boxes of cold medication… then the kid overdosed before he could use it all.
Hell of a way to go, though.
[reading between the lines corey]
Try as I might, I cannot come up with any semblance of a “back story” for this that is not equal parts sordid, stupid, inane, Sparkish, tragic and the like. Every time one such suggested itself, there was a twist back to awful again.
So far, the least soul-crushing I can cleave to is “disposing of stolen items.” Sadly, even that goes sordid rather than innocent. Mostly for the “I’m dumping this at the fence and bolting part.”
[/corey]
I think I’ve got that program in storage, “hooked on boobonics”.
I apologize in advance for that one.
Which was when the curiously strong menthol vapors rose from Mt. Edna or Mt. Vasudeva?
I need a mnemonic to remember which is which.
P.S. Dang! This was supposed to go under the “Metheopathic Era” comment. *crying*
Hugs to the crying boy-as-Val’s-avatar. I just wanna pinch his cheeks.
I had never heard of “Oscillococcinum” or “Oscillo” so I looked it up on Wikipedia.. Like all homeopathic preparations diluted beyond recognition, there’s a big argument about effectiveness. In this case it’s between the Oscillotionists and the Neo-Oscillotionists.
Does one group involve swastika carrying ocelots and the other involve skin-headed ocelots?
No, one faction is oscillating ocelots, and the other is neon oscillating ocelots.
I prefer Xenon Pulsating Lynx – though neon oscillating ocelots are also quite noble.
Didn’t the Oscillating Ocelots open for the Pussycat Dolls?
I just looked up the price for the liver/sugar, that stuff sells for around ten dollars for six grams. It’d be cheaper and better to just take Pixy Stix, at least they have Vitamin C in them.
[OT] I just bought whipped honey at the grocery store. I wonder if it came from whipped beehives. [/OT]
No, it’s the bees. The queens in some hives are really hard taskmasters.
You mean….bondage?!?!?
Oh no! Those poor drones!
They’re not funnybees.
Oscillotion: Tiger Balm.
Oscotillion: Where all the big cats dance.
Oscartillion: Where the dancers grouch.
Shouldn’t that be Not-A-Lion Balm?
It rubs the tiger on its skin …
So, if I show up and take just one item, is Sparky going to run up to me and say, “NO, YOU FOOL! TAKE IT ALL!” , then start stuffing the rest of the stuff into my pockets?
HELP! Some crazy person’s trying to medicate me! HELP! medication, medication!
[observation]
We clearly need to
coercedrugenitce-&-traprecommend OMV to join the f/b group.[/observation]
[hold your horses] IMHO Fb group participation should have a definite vetting process and remain a safety net for everyone in the group. [/hold your horses]
Mudsey, what does URHO stand for?
Mudsey’s right, starting now everyone must go through a 60 day waiting period, submit blood tests, sign over their first born child, and be able to answer some simple questions about YSaC History. AND send everyone a late Beesmas present. 8) Any additional steps?
A snipe hunt, in Northern Alabama.
I’m already sunk, none of my children were first.
Ooh, gotta go. Eastbound and down.
I don’t have any children, will you take my coikers, instead?
Stand in front of the stripes on the wall, face the audience. Answer the questions. Sister Lyle, funky “eMonkey” monkey, One Moving Violation (If that is your real name), and Taco Magic, where were you on the night of Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, windmills of my mind!
Not stolen.. those are all things that you could get at RiteAid/Walgreens/etc in the recent past, for free. Promotional deals with coupons, etc.