YSaC, Vol. 1213: Won’t you take me, too, funky chair?
FREE wood ‘Ikea’ desk and funky chair
I need to get rid of an Ikea desk that has three working drawers and a large, top surface. Has been modified by user (top enlarged).
I will throw in an excellent, little chair too!!
FREE FREE FREE
sorry, you must pick up
There’s nothing better than pictures that provide no sense of scale or proportion. As far as I can tell, the bottom drawer is as large as the word “Back” on the phone. And I would like to go ‘back’ on the phone — back before Sparky took these pictures and then came up with the brilliant idea of taking pictures of the pictures.
I thought about taking a picture of the pictures of the pictures, but then I realized it would eventually turn into the Infinite Cat Project. The “Infinite IKEA desk project” just didn’t have the same glamorous ring to it, though.
Thanks, Shawn!
So “modified” translates into “I put a piece of poster-board on top, ta-da!” in Sparkese?
I’ve “modified” quite a few things in my day. I modified my old love seat til I had to go buy a new one. The cats helped.
“Top enlarged”.
*snicker*
Heading to the corner early today, aren’t we, Valerie?
Yes’m. My inner
childadolescent escaped.If this “desk” follows Sparkii rules of ‘draw’ quantity;
And x = 3 working;
How many draws are not-working?
Discuss. Include consideration of how Hapsburg fiscal policy shaped modern macro-economics viz-a-viz social policy and government-paid Unemployment. Correlate with a coefficient of pelagic food-fish and Ikea’s impact on biodiversity in feline playtoys. Show all work, including citations ot self-written wiki. 5 points.
I’m going to wait for my brother to get here before coming up with an answer that doesn’t involve bashing my head repeatedly against the wall in hopes of enlightenment.
I suggest waiting for further plot complications before taking any corrective measures.
I have an earworm now, funky earworm.
I have a desk with three funky drawers and a working chair.
Are they naturally funky or have they been modified by user?
Hey! “Funky” is not necessarily a BAD thing. Come on!
Ooops! My bad. You are correct.
*fish goes back to bottom feeding*
And does it have an artificially enhanced top?
I want to get an artifically enhanced top but Hubby argues that my top is just fine.
Your hubby is right, as long as you got outies instead if innies, you’re good. I mean AWESOME. Monkey is awesome. I know, because she told me.
Ouch! *thinking about innies on top*
AHHH!
Now I’m thinking about it, too!
Corner, all of you!
Awww.!
*casts eyes toward floor*
*eyes bounce a couple of times then begin rolling*
*suddenly, mongoose darts from under snarkalounger and snatches left eye*
*mongoose sneaks up on couch with eye held gently in teeth*
*mongoose sets eye on floor a few feet in front of couch*
Mongoose: c@@@@@@ c@@@@ c@ c@@@@ c@@.
*snake slithers out from under cushion on couch*
Snake:*hisses* miiiiy eeeeeggg!
Mongoose:*jumps up and down* Trick trick trick!
*mongoose pounces on snake killing it instantly*
*mongoose prances across room to trash receptacle and tosses snake in*
*mongoose returns eyes to OMV*
*gives mongoose a good ear scritching*
At least I’m good for something around here.
*mumbles* bet they’re sorry they threw me down the stairs now.
It doesn’t say what the three drawers were working at, but if it requires a large, flat top surface…I think that’s illegal in most states.
No wonder the chair is a little funky.
He never did say why he “needs” to get rid of this. What sordid endeavors occurred on that surface, I wonder.
I believe it’s still legal in the state of Anarchy. Most things still are.
Either there or Nevada.
I like the second picture where Sparks has the desk turned around as if it is being punished.
It is just ashamed to show its drawers.
Corner?
We just put some new, funky chairs in. The corner is getting pretty groovy.
Sorry, you must pick up! My whole place gets very funky if I don’t pick up occasionally.
Fellas, I’m ready to get up and sell my desk (yeah go ahead!)
I wanna take pics of it, man, you know (go ahead!)
Like a, like a large top surface, man, (yeah go ahead!)
Turnin’ it around, you know
Can you clear it off? (Go ahead)
One, two, three, four!
Pick up, (pick on up)
Pick up, (pick on up)
Ikea desk, (pick on up), and a funky chair, (pick on up)
I regret that I have but one door to give for that, IF!
(types “When can I pick up?” in OpenOffice Writer)
(takes picture of screen with cell phone)
(sends picture by MMS to Sparky)
Sorry…Rogers phones do not accept MMS.
I’ve got an Adroit II Smart-ass phone. That’s where I get most of my material.
But some times it just tells me to shut up and let it do the commenting.
What a smart ass-phone.
Well, based on today’s title, someone has to do it, right?
*clears throat*
Got an improved table
that’s just not right for me.
Take it; I’m not movin’
just don’t want it anymore, you see.
Well, if you can lift if
You can have it
You can take it
Take it from me.
Take the table
Take the table
It comes with a chair.
Gotta cool chair
Gotta cool chair
Gotta cool chair
Won’t you take it, too?
Funky-chair!
From Ikea, it’s new!
Funky-chair!
Not a single loose screw!
Funky-chair!
I used Krazy-Glue!
Funky-chair!
Hey, I used to have that sign on my pants!
I’ll be in the corner.
Pull up a groovy chair, TM. The coffee slices are good today.
This is a twofer. It has all the qualifications to be listed at Apostrophe Abuse too.
But where is the little chair? That’s just another table with posterboard slapped on the top.
We gotta find that chair.
It’s funky, It’s groovy, It knows where it’s at.
Sparky didn’t tell us where it’s at.
He’s gotta funk of a different color.
He don’t know where his desk is at.
I didn’t need a bigger top. The drawers however could have been modified from working models to sports models.
With the enlarged top it might qualify as a super model.
See! What did I tell ya! I am SO getting some augmenting done.
I’m stalking you today FM, I hope the augmentation you are refering to is bigger binoculars.
The best bet would be in real estate. You can increase your HUUUUUUGE… tracts of land.
Three working drawers, three working drawers,
See how they open, see how they open,
They all were used in Sparky’s life
He expanded the top with a carving knife
Three working drawers.
Nope, doesn’t scan.
Insert:
Would you ever buy such a desk in your life?
With three working drawers.
Ralph, is that supposed to be sung to the tune of “Three blonde mice”?
I wonder how many other Sparkies have contacted this guy about the phone he’s selling…
I shudder to consider the quality of IKEA knockoff furniture…
Though the instructions can’t get any worse, so maybe it’ll be easier to assemble.
It’s probably written in Swedish Chef for authenticity.
I’m disturbed. I actually understood that.
Sis, I so like these early morning (for me) talks we have. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Nevada!