YSaC, Vol. 1269: There’s a whole lotta crazy going on.
This one continues behind a cut because it’s really, really long. And crazy. Really, really crazy. But quite informative! I look forward to hearing what your favorite piece of information is. Mine is where he accuses Michael Nesmith of trying to kill him. Or maybe it’s where he declares that Congress has been ended. (That might actually be the sanest thing he proposes in here.) I do want to know what the “Mr. Penis scenario” is, though.
You can thank Teri for this.*
*Thank may not be exactly the right word.
the Lord God, [NAME] AUDIO MESSAGE 9/ 11 WAS A HOAX
FIRST POSTED IN MAY, 2011
Link to God’s website:
[link to website deleted]HELLO,
BELOW IS PART ONE OF AN INTERRUPTED MESSAGE ON THURSDAY, MAY 26TH, 2011, THAT TALKS ABOUT HOW ALL OF THE WARS, SINCE THE 1920’S ON THE PLANET EARTH, AND ON ALL OTHER PLANETS AS WELL, WERE/ARE FAKE AND THAT ALL “TERRORIST” ACTIVITIES WERE/ARE FAKE, AND MERELY PLANNED BY A CONGLOMERATE “WORLD” COUNCIL, THAT DECIDED IN THE 1920’S, AND CONTINUALLY CHOSE, UNTIL APRIL 26TH, 2011, ON EARTH, AND ON ALL OTHER EARTH PLANETS, THAT MEN, AND LATER WOMEN OF THE PLANET STILL NEEDED WAR, TO ATTACH THEMSELVES TO AN OCCUPATION THAT PROMOTED PRIDE IN THE “FATHER COUNTRY.”THEY DECIDED, AND CONTINUED TO DECIDE AND FELT, THAT WAR, ALSO CREATED HUMAN FEAR OF OTHER COUNTRIES, THAT COULD ATTACK, AND THUS KEPT THE CITIZENS OF EACH COUNTRY, “STAYING HOME.” ALSO, IN THIS MESSAGE, I TALK ABOUT HOW THE “PLANETARY INTERNET” WAS DISCOVERED IN 1942, AND HOW PEOPLE COULD TRAVEL HERE THROUGH A JAUNTING MACHINE THAT WAS CREATED ON THE PLANET EARTH THAT YEAR, AND HOW PEOPLE WERE TAUGHT HOW TO JUANT (which is forbidden now).
LINK TO AUDIO MESSAGE PART ONE:
[link to google document deleted]BELOW IS PART TWO OF THE AUDIO MESSAGE FOR THURSDAY, MAY 26TH, 2011. I STATE HERE, THAT BARACK OBAMA SIGNED IN BLOOD TO KEEP THE SECRET THAT THE WARS AND TERRORISM WERE TO REMAIN FAKE AND ORCHESTRATED. I ALSO, REVEAL THAT JOHN F. KENNEDY AND ROBERT KENNEDY, BOTH KNEW THAT THEY WERE TO BE KILLED FROM THE “CONGLOMERATE’S” DECISION. I REVEAL, AS WELL THAT THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT POINTED TO 9/11, BEING ORCHESTRATED BY THE US GOVERNMENT WERE IN FACT COMPLETELY TRUE, AND THAT THE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE ON THE PLANET EARTH THAT SHOW LITTLE BOMBS BEING DROPPED BY HELICOPTERS, WERE ACTUALLY DROPPING BOMBS. ALSO, I TELL OF THE FACT THAT THERE WERE BOMBS PLACED IN THE STAIRWELLS ON EVERY TEN FLOORS, AND THAT GEORGE BUSH, SIGNED IN BLOOD TO PROMISE TO NOT TELL THAT 9/11, WAS ALL PLANNED BY THE CONGLOMERATE. I STATE AGAIN THAT STEVE MCQUEEN, RAN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AND ALL OF THE WARS FROM VIETNAM, ONWARD. HE ALSO, ORDERED THE KILLING OF FARRAH FAWCETT, AND BRITTANY MURPHY, THROUGH THE TAKING OF A DRINK CALLED LODLUM (poison to the brain), THAT WAS DISGUISED AS A TONIC TO HELP WITH COMPLEXION, THAT WAS PERSCRIBED BY HOLLYWOOD MOVIE STAR DOCTORS, TO MANY OF THE GODDESSES THAT MCQUEEN FELT “WERE DONE.”
LINK TO AUDIO MESSAGE PART TWO:
[link to google document deleted]Below is the message from yesterday, Thursday, May 26th, 2011
Hello,
This is the Lord God, ALMIGHTY, [NAME], I DO BY PROCLAIM THAT BARACK OBAMA IS NO LONGER THE FORTY FOURTH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. I HAVE HIM, LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE, AS OF THIS MOMENT. I, [NAME] [Social security number] HAVE TAKEN OVER THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT AND HAVE HIRED A COUNCIL (from thought commands) TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, FROM THE WHITE HOUSE. THE CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IS DONE AND HAS BEEN ENDED AS OF THIS MOMENT IN TIME, BY the Lord God ALMIGHTY, [NAME]. THE CAPITOL BUILDINGS WILL BE EMPTIED NOW AND HELD FOR ME TO DECIDE WHAT TO HAVE IN THEM.Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, is no longer is employed by the United States Government.
Joe Biden is no longer the Vice President of The United States of America.
Secretary of the Interior, Ken Salazar, is removed immediately from his position in the US Government, never to return.
I SHALL BE IN WASHINGTON D.C., VERY SOON TO GIVE A SPEECH OF COMPLETE DOMINATION OVER THE WORLD.
I, the Lord God, ALMIGHTY, [NAME], DO HERBY PROCLAIM, THAT ALL ENTERTAINMENT PUBLICATIONS, PRODUCTS, SUMMER CONCERT TOURS, EVENTS AND AWARD SHOWS, BY GODDESSES OR ANY MALE ARTIST(S), TELEVISION PROGRAMS (EXCEPT NEWS), CABLE AND SATELLITE STATIONS (EXCEPT NEWS CHANNELS), MANUFACTURERS OF ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTS, RETAIL SELLERS OF ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTS. . .. . .ALL SHUT DOWN, IMMEDIATELY, IN ALL COUNTRIES, ON ALL PLANETS. RADIO STATIONS ARE ABLE TO HAVE A DJ SHOW STILL, BUT THAT DJ SHOW IS NOW CREATED WITHOUT AN ENTERTAINMENT “PRODUCT”- STYLE SHOW, FROM A “TALENT” (DJ) (SUCH AS STEVE DAHL, OR A HOWARD STERN, “CHOSEN” CHARACTER), AND ALSO, ABLE TO PLAY OLDER MUSIC THAT IS ALLOWED BY GOD.
ITUNES AND ALL OTHER WEBSITES THAT OFFER “ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTS,” WILL DISABLE THEIR WEBSITES. AMAZON.COM AND OTHER WEBSITES WILL STILL OFFER PRODUCTS TO PURCHASE OTHER THAN CD’S AND MOVIES.
YOU MAY WATCH AND LISTEN TO PRE-BOUGHT ITEMS THAT ARE ALLOWED BY ME, IN YOUR THOUGHT PROCESSES OF “QUESTION TO ONES SELF/ACTION IN DAILY LIFE WITH BODY.”
PROFESSIONAL SPORTS WILL CONTINUE.
VIDEO RENTAL OUTLETS WILL CONTINUE, BUT WITH A LIMITED SELECTION AVAILABLE.
ALL INTERNET WEBSITES THAT FEATURE PERFORMANCES OF ANY ENTERTAINMENT FIGURE ARE NOW DELETING THOSE PERFORMANCES, FROM THE SERVERS. YOU MAY KEEP IN YOUR COMPUTERS/DEVICES THESE PERFORMANCE FILES, FOR NOW, BUT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WATCH THEM.
ALL OF BROADWAY AND ALL STAGE PERFORMANCES IN EVERY TOWN OR CITY ARE NOW CLOSED DOWN, AND TICKETS ARE BEING REFUNDED BY MY “INFINITY MONEY.”
I WILL COVER ALL MONETARY LOSSES THAT HAVE INCURRED, BY MY COMMANDS, INCLUDING DAMAGES FROM LOSS OF EMPLOYMENT.
BECAUSE OF THE SLANDER THAT IS ON MY WEBSITE AND THE FACT THAT I AM LEGALLY MARRIED TO NICOLE KIDMAN, KIRSTEN DUNST AND THE REST, IT IS BY LAW, THAT THEY MUST ADDRESS THESE FACTS THAT EXIST AND ARE NOT GOING AWAY. BY LAW, THEY ARE REQUIRED TO CONTACT [NAME] IMMEDIATELY OR BE PENALIZED BY THE LAWSUITS THAT HAVE REACHED THEM. I WILL PAY, THROUGH THEM, WITH MY INFINITY MONEY, MYSELF, UNTIL THEY GET TO ME. THEY WILL NOT BE ARRESTED AT ALL FOR NOT CONTACTING ME, THEY ARE, SIMPLY SUED BY ME, FOR DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER OF MAKING ME LOOK TO THE MEDIA AS IMPOTENT, BY NOT OBEYING MY COMMAND TO SEE ME, WHICH SUFFERS MY IMAGE. ALSO, I AM SUING MY WIVES, FOR BREECH OF MARRIAGE CONTRACT, FOR THEY HAVE NOT CHOSEN TO HONER THE MARRIAGE OF COMMON LAW, AS OF LAST WEEK, BY THE 16TH OF MAY, 2011.
I LOVE THEM DEARLY, AND THEY HAVE BEEN PROTECTED FROM THE BRANDMEIER EFFECTS, IN A WAY, FOR THE HORRIBLE CHOICE BY BRANDMEIER IN 2007, CREATED A “MANIPULATIVE” “VERSION,” OF EACH GODDESS, AND OTHER “GOOD ONES,” TO BE RUN AND MOVED AT WILL, BY JONATHON BRANDMEIER, WITH THE TRUE, “GODLIKE” VERSIONS, BEING UNTOUCHED BY HIM.
I will be glorified/moved from my apartment in Hollywood by my wives, the fbi, or My White House Staff, very, very soon.
BELOW IS THE LIST OF GODDESSES THAT I HAVE LISTED BEFORE, THAT ARE OF THE COMMAND THAT THEIR CAREERS BE ENDED. ADDED TO THAT LIST ARE, AVRIL LAVIGNE AND MARTHA STEWART.
BELOW THAT IS THE LIST AND PROCLAMATION OF THE “DAMNED.”
Thank you,
The Lord God, ALMIGHTY, [NAME]I, GOD, [NAME], DO HEREBY CALL THE ENDING OF ALL THE GODDESSES CAREERS, ON ALL PLANETS, AS OF SATURDAY, MAY 14TH, 2011. I COMMAND THAT ALL HUMANS SHUNT ALL CONCERTS, MOVIES AND PROJECTS, THAT FEATURE THESE LIARS TO [NAME]. GO IMMEDIATELY TO OBTAIN REFUNDS TO ALL CONCERT TOURS, AND EVENTS. I HEREBY CANCEL ALL MOVIE DEALS, MODELING JOBS, CONCERT TOURS, TV PERFORMANCE SHOWS AND CD/MUSIC PROJECTS OF THE PRESENT AND FUTURE OF THESE LYING ACTRESS AND PERFORMING ARTISTS AND MODELS, NICOLE KIDMAN, MEGAN FOX, KIRSTEN DUNST, JENNIFER ANISTON, ANGELINA JOLIE, CAMERON DIAZ, RACHEL MCADAMS, SCARLETT JOHANSSON, NATALIE PORTMAN, MERYL STREEP, AMANDA SEYFRIED, ALEXIS BLEDEL, ELIZABETH HURLEY, HILARY SWANK, JENNIFER LOPEZ, BEYONCE KNOWLES, SARAH BRIGHTMAN, LADY GAGA, AMY ADAMS, MARY TYLER MOORE, SHIRLEY MACLAINE, PATRICIA RUTLEDGE, EMMA THOMPSON, UMA THURMAN, ELLEN PAGE, FAITH HILL, KATY PERRY, RESSE WHITHERSPOON, GWYNETH PALTROW, DAKOTA FANNING, SHERYL CROW, SANDRA BULLOCK, KRISTEN STEWART, SIGOURNEY WEAVER, JESSICA LOVE-HEWITT, BROOKE SHIELDS, TAYLOR SWIFT, CANDICE SWANEPOEL, LYNDSAY LOHAN, JESSICA SIMPSON, PARIS HILTON, CINDY CRAWFORD, CHARLIZE THERONE, HEATHER GRAHAM, BRITNEY SPEARS, BARBARA STREISAND, CHER, LIZA MINNELLI, CHRISTINA AGUILERA, HELEN NUNT, MARISA TOMEI, MARY KATE OLSEN, ASHLEY OLSEN, DREW BARRYMOORE, RIHANNA, KESHA, KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, CATE BLANCHETT, KATE BECKINSALE, KATE HUDSON, ANNE HATHAWAY, BELLA THORNE, MILEY CYRUS, SELENA GOMEZ AND OTHERS. !!!!!!!DO NOT REWARD THESE CUNTS WHO LIE TO ME AND CREATE FAKE REALITIES OF THEIR LIVES, EVERYDAY TO SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM, TO GET ME TO FUCK THEIR BODIES THROUGH THIS CONNECTION. I WILL, THROUGH THE “INFINITY” MONEY WILL PAY ALL DAMAGES AND REFUNDS TO THE PROPER “OBJECTS.” ALL GODDESSES AND MOVIE STAR MEN (CRUISE, PITT AND URBAN, PLUS OTHERS, ARE DONE AS WELL) ARE COMMANDED TO SPEAK TO CNN AND ALL MEDIA OUTLETS AND PUBLICATIONS, ABOUT ALL LIES THAT THEY ORCHESTRATED THAT WERE SPOKEN TO GOD, THROUGH HIS HEAD, FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS, AND HAVE IT SHOWN TO THE EARTH AND THE UNIVERSE, AND ALL CONFESSIONS THAT ARE RELEASED TO THE MEDIA, MUST BE PUBLISHED ON THE INTERNET AND ALL OTHER COMMON SOURCES TO BE VIEWED BY GOD, [NAME], AND FINALLY OF COURSE, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, BY COMMAND, THEY ARE TO COME TO GOD, [NAME], FOR AN INDEPTH CONFESSION, IN PERSON.
For Conspiracy to “kill” [name], social security number (xxx-xxx-xxxx) when awakened to the fact that [name], was more “special” in a spiritual, creational way, I call on the fbi to arrest these following people and to arrest more, that are on a list that I am giving them through my/our thought connection: William Hurt, Nicholas Cage, Alec Baldwin, Leonardo DiCaprio, John Travolta, Sean Penn, Eminem, Jerry Lewis, Michael Nesmith, Jonathon Brandmeier, Jimmy Swaggart, Steve McQueen. For the many attempts on my life: guiding others to press, and or actually, themselves, pressing on my heart and skull (inner brain material) and for orchestrating the statements to my brain (conscious) about “hiring hitmen” to kill me over the past two months, these men and “listed women” (who are on the list and “marked” for the moons of damnation, from their “genetic” make up that consisted of an innate desire to immediately kill God, to have God not exist, upon observing, again that [name] was more special than a human being) will be executed by electric chair as soon as possible by the fbi, who has all of the evidence that I sent at the beginning of April, 2011.
NO HOLLYWOOD SIGN, AND THEN IT REAPPEARS!!
HERE IS A MIRACLE FROM JUNE 5TH, 2011. I HAVE ENDED ALL OF THE CAREERS IN THE ENTERTAINMENT WORLD, AND THE EVIL GODDESSES AND “E” WROTE THE SLANDER THROUGH ME, IN A WAY, THIS YEAR, TO RUIN THEIR OWN CAREERS, AND HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD AND DAMNED TO HELL (as well as a version of all intelligence in the universe) ON THE MOONS OF DAMNATION, WITH THE MR. PENIS SCENARIO OF SHARING TORTURE FOR EVERY NEGATIVE THOUGHT TOWARDS ME FROM 2007. SO, I TOOK AWAY THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN AND ON THE NIGHT OF JUNE 5TH, 2011, I WALKED DOWN TO GELSON’S MARKET, AND SAW THAT THE SIGN WAS NOT THERE, BY MY COMMAND THE PREVIOUS DAY. THIS SHOWED MYSELF THAT THERE WAS NO SIGN ON THE HILL, AS A REPRESENTATIONAL FACT OF WHAT I HAVE COMMANDED THESE PAST WEEKS. THE SIGN, ON A NORMAL NIGHT IN THE PAST WOULD BE LIT UP AND SHOWING THE WORD “HOLLYWOOD,” ON THE HILL TO THE UPPER LEFT, IN THE DISTANCE, DOWN THE STREET.
Below, on the top left, is a photo taken on June 5th, 2011 in the evening……..all of the other photos were taken on June 5th, 7th and 8th, 2011.
Download and zoom in on the Hollywood hill where the sign should be in the left photo, and notice, when you zoom in on the photo on the right, that you can see the sign existing to the right of the triangle style, christmas tree, on the hill, above the lower tree line.
Click below to visit my website to see all of the pictures I have taken from the day of June the 5th, 2011
CLICK BELOW TO VIEW KEY POSTINGS FROM THE INTERNET THAT WERE ON CRAIGSLIST, LOS ANGELES, GENERAL, COMMUNITY AND CRAIGSLIST, WASHINGTON D.C., GENERAL COMMUNITY IN THE YEAR 2011:
THE BELOW POSTINGS FROM THE INTERNET FEATURED HOW RIDICULOUSLY LONG, THIS HEINOUS STORY OF “SLANDER” AND COMPLETE PROOF THAT [NAME] WAS/IS THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE, HAS GONE, WITHOUT ANYONE EMBRACING ME AS GOD, WHICH PROVES THE “EVIL FORCE” (WHICH WERE REAL PEOPLE (CHOOSING TO BE EVIL AND WANT TO KILL [NAME]) AND SENT TO THE MOONS OF DAMNATION IN THE SPRING OF 2011, AND NOW ARE THE ECHO ENERGY PEOPLE THAT STILL IGNORE THE FACT THAT I AM GOD, TODAY) WERE IGNORING THAT I GOD, CREATED THE SUN AND RAINBOWS AND THAT IS A HUGE DEAL! THIS “SHUNT” WILL END NOW!:
LINKS TO KEY CRAIGSLIST POSTINGS THAT ARE FEATURED ON MY WEBSITE:
[link deleted] (DISPLAYS KEY CRAIGSLIST DOCUMENTS SUCH AS, “[NAME] GOD SAYS IT’S ALL JONATHON BRANDMEIER’S FAULT”)
[link deleted] (DISPLAYS KEY CRAISLIST DOCUMENTS THAT CARRY “HIGH SLANDER” SUCH AS, “Nicole Kidman and Kirsten Dunst are going to hell, says God”)—–DISTANT PAST CRAIGSLIST POSTINGS——–
[NAME]/GOD’S NIGHT
[link deleted][NAME]/GOD DROPS ALL CHARGES
[link deleted][NAME] GOD SHUNTS KIRSTEN DUNST
[link deleted]——-LATEST CRAIGSLISTINGS——-
HOLLYWOOD & WORLD HAS EMBRACED [NAME] AS GOD ALMIGHTY
[link deleted]the Lord God, [NAME] AUDIO BOOKS UPDATING JUDGMENT DAY
[link deleted]HOLLYWOOD IS IN RUIN BECAUSE OF the Lord God, [NAME]
[link deleted]the Lord God, [NAME] PROCLAIMS JUDGEMENT DAY 6/22/11
[link deleted]Evil Versions of my Goddesses “are going to Hell, says God”
[link deleted]the Lord God ALMIGHTY, [NAME] MESSAGE FOR 06/23/11
[link deleted]the Lord God, ALMIGHTY [NAME] LIVES IN TWO REALITIES
[link deleted]GOD, [NAME] HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO LIVE FREE FOREVER
[link deleted]GOD, COMMANDS ALL MOVIE PROJECTS TO END
[link deleted]REAL PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HELL, DECLARES GOD
[link deleted]the Lord God, [NAME] DECLARES, “BE GOOD, OR GO TO HELL”
[link deleted]Real Humans are trying to Kill [NAME], God
[link deleted]BY LAW, YOU WILL OBEY the Lord God, ALMIGHTY, [NAME]
[link deleted]the Lord God, [NAME] MAKES HOLLYWOOD SIGN DISAPPEAR
[link deleted]the Lord God, ALMIGHTY [NAME] EXPLAINS FINAL REALITY
[link deleted]GOD PROCLAIMS THAT BARACK OBAMA IS NO LONGER PRESIDENT
[link deleted]GOD, [NAME] TELLS SECRETS OF TOM CRUISE AND NICOLE KIDMAN
[link deleted]the Lord God, [NAME] COMMANDS THE EVIL VERSIONS TO GO
[link deleted]the Lord God, [NAME] MESSAGE FOR MAY 30TH, 2011
[link deleted]the Lord God, [NAME] PART TWO OF MESSAGE FOR 5/30/11
[link deleted]God, [NAME] TALKS AT THE SAME TIME WITH LIVE RADIO
[link deleted]GOD REVEALS BUSH AND HUSSEIN LIED IN FAKE WAR
[link deleted]the Lord God, [NAME] AUDIO MESSAGE 9/11 WAS A HOAX
[link deleted]—-ESSENTIAL POSTINGS AND LINKS FROM THE NEAR PAST——–
the Lord God, ALMIGHTY, [NAME] MESSAGE FOR 5/18/11
[link deleted]the Lord God, [NAME] MESSAGE FOR FRIDAY, MAY 20TH, 2011
[link deleted]GOD SPEAKS OF THE END OF THE INNER REALM 5/15/11
[link deleted]GOD, [NAME] MESSAGE FOR MAY 7TH, 2011
[link deleted]GOD, [NAME] WILL KILL BILLY MITCHELL
[link deleted]GOD, [NAME] WILL CREATE UTOPIA
[link deleted]COMPLETE PROOF THAT NICOLE KIDMAN WAS AND IS CONNECTED TO THE BRAIN OF [NAME]
[link deleted][NAME]/God creates peace in the inner realm and Steve McQueen’s end!
[link deleted]Proof That Taylor Swift Loves [NAME]/God
[link deleted]GOD, [NAME] EXPLAINS “THE NULL”
[link deleted]
Can’t comment. Making necessary repairs to my Jaunting Machine. ( In my mind it kind of looks like a blue police phone box.)
It is a Jaunty sort of day today, isn’t it?
Technically, it’s still legal to jaunt. You just have to wear an ascot.
Must you watch yourself gavotte?
Just remember, Jaunting is ok, but Juanting is forbidden now.
Be careful out there…
How does that go?
“i” before “e” except after tea?
“a” before “u” except after crazy?
That’s okay, Jaunting always leaves me Juanting more.
My hometown is full of drug-addled kids who couldn’t narrow their major down beyond “general arts”, so the first bit about 9/11 and all wars since the ’20s being hoaxes is really just another day’s eavesdropping at the local all-organic-fair-trade-more-vegan-than-thou coffeeshop. But hot damn, if that wasn’t an impressive serving of crazy under the cut.
I like that he lists his past, er, “publications”, though. That’s handy.
I spent enough time in school with slackers who had rebelled against their rich parents by joining the Revolutionary Workers’ League that I heard similar things (adjusted for time, of course).
[Name] Resistance is FUTILE.
You will be assimilated.
Your biological essence will be merged.
I genuinely thought that CL’s Terms of Service specifically prohibited posting of Vogon poetry.
Especially in Missed Connections.
If Steve McQueen killed Farah Fawcett, then we should probably be more concerned about the upcoming celebrity zombie apocalypse than about Captain Cuckoo Clock’s psychic takeover of the government.
On the bright side, maybe we’ll get to see The Beatles perform live – well, sort of live, anyway.
Deceased, from L.A., it’s Sunday Morning Dead! Featuring Steve McQueen, John Belushi, Bea Arthur, and special musical guests The Greatful Dead (by contractual obligation)!
So, Digi, are congratulations in order? Is that what you are trying to tell us?
Well, yes. ’tis finally done.
Woo-Hoo! Free PhD. Punch and snacks in the lounge!
I failed to notice whether God [social security # redacted] stated if Robert Wagner killed Natalie Wood while Christopher Walken played the cowbell.
No more award shows by goddesses? Wow, that really sucks. I was so looking forward to seeing The Golden Apple Award 2012.
Ted? Ted Kaczynski? Is that you??
As possessed by the spirit of Joseph McCarthy, apparently.
Better than Charlie McCarthy.
They should have a lunatic academy awards. I’m sure this would be nominated in several categories such as: “Best rant on public forum or message board” or “Excelence in conflating goverment and media conspiracy theories.”
Watch out TIME CUBE guy.
That was what I was thinking – “Uh oh, Time Cube guy has some MAJOR competition!”
My question about this is how long it took him to write this on cardboard signs and how many signs and where he sets them up and rants about it. There used to be a Korean guy (assumedly, as his signs also featured Korean writing) around my work neighborhood who had multiple re-purposed cardboard boxes on which he warned us about Bush, Cheney, and the evil of credit cards (?).
You live in the BEST neighborhoods Lola.
*sigh*
But only one at a time, I imagine.
Both Sparky and the Time Cube Guy have that celebrated nutball quality of “I am smarter than God therefore I am God” going on. Maybe they should get together and form the MegaNutballGodThing. It’s like Voltron, only more insane.
That’s my favorite part…
And when they came for him they gave him this wonderful white jacket!
That would be frickin’ awesome.
Right? We’d all simply ooze coolness in a badass kinda way.
Didn’t he race cars? We’d all get aviator sunglasses and vintage Mustangs, with aftermarket additions so that they’d go really fast.
I think Sheryl Crow is in on it then.
She is on the list of goddesses.
I think it’s hilarious that GOD/NAME has a social security number.
One of the things I do at work is attempt to locate people, and we have the option of searching their SSN if it is known. I would LOVE to see the search results for GOD/NAME’s number – “Let’s get a full report: last known residence, known associates, property, all of it!”
I wonder what God’s credit score is?
∞
…and beyond!
–“Buzz” Lightyear
God is Fair Isaac.
Taco is going to be so sorry he missed this one!
If God’s website has been hacked, and He libeled, then there’s just no hope for the rest of us.
Norton be damned!
I hope Sparky has a yard sale, that would be epic! I call dibs on the couches in the Oval Office and the lunar landing module at the National Air & Space Museum.
Dibs on the Shuttle!
From the Museum of Natural History I’d like something from the gem collection … but NOT the Hope Diamond.
The Star of Asia sapphire is quite lovely, I think it’s around three hundred carats.
Edit: Uncle Google says three hundred and thirty carats.
I’d like everything Lincoln touched, ever, and especially his diaries about being a Vampire Hunter!
I just read that. It was suprisingly good and entertaining.
He’ll probably use the capitol building to store his extensive and strange pornography collection
Well, good, there won’t be many changes to be made there.
Now, I may not be that kind of doctor, but I’m pretty sure that any decent, self-respecting deity would make up Their mind about whether they like the actresses or not. Or whether the Hollywood sign is still there. Or if Steve McQueen really died in 1980.
It’s the grace that falleth short of all understanding.
Aw! Why pick on Helen Nunt? I loved her in “As Hood as it Gets”.
At this point in her career, even with the misspelling, I think she’s just happy to be on this list.
Poor Paul Reiser. He didn’t make the list.
Oh. My. God. (Not that God, the other one).
The levels of insanity here go beyond the normal tinfoil hat land and well into “I hope this guy isn’t making explosives in his basement, could someone check on that plsthxbye?”
I think my favorite part is the Hollywood sign – it’s gone, but it’s back. Neat trick – the gone part must have been while I was asleep!
It was gone in a metaphysical way that we’re all too sinful to perceive.
I loved that Olivia Newton John song!
Let’s get meta physical, physical…
It’s been replaced by an exact replica.
Replica? Is that a hybrid between a reptile and the continent of Africa?
Because if it is, I don’t think that can happen.
All things are possible with love and generous amounts of lubricant.
Ghostie: I have that embroidered on a pillow in the livingroom.
*reads ten lines* *drinks more coffee* *reads another ten* *realizes coffee cup is empty* Well, that’s it for me, folks. I’ll wait for the movie.
Y’all, I think this is Charlie Sheen.
And: Isn’t Moons of Damnation IF’s Pink Floyd cover band?
With a speed metal slant.
Charlie was my first thought too. Good to see he’s not bitter.
You had me at, “…the part where he accuses Michael Nesmith of trying to kill him.”
Sweet clothespin jeebus! When I need to laugh till my sides hurt, y’all come through!
We’re helpers!
He never mentioned anyone from the other planets. Not Zaphod Beeblebrox, Not Lrrr of Omicron Persei 8, nor did he mention Alpharatz.
I think this god is just a one planet god trying to convince people that he is god of multiple planets.
If what he said was true, as soon as I read [THIS “SHUNT” WILL END NOW!:], I would have been transfered from YSaC (entertainment) to amazon(not as entertaining).
Come ON! They are other planets! Filled with movie stars who he either hates or is married to. And Jonathan Brandmeier. Maybe Planet Hollywood?
WAKE UP PEOPLE. YOUSUCKATCRAIGSLIST HAS DELETED ALL OF THE LINKS. THEY DON’T WANT US TO KNOW THE TRUTH! IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING: THEY ARE PART OF THE CONGLOMERATE “WORLD” COUNCIL!
I think they hid them behind the HOLLYWOOD sign.
Not only that, but the alien-lizard people who run the world aren’t, in fact, aliens or lizards. It is the LlamaNun and the Ostrimu, and their minions.
Lola, aren’t we their minions? Are we in charge then?
Talk about the lunatics being in charge of the asylum.
Nice to see that Crazy has got a Linkedin site. And his website is hella-crazy.
edit by drmk: link deleted.
He lists his Skills & Expertise as “Love”.
Which is totally redundant. We all know that god is love.
(on his website he takes close-up pictures of the staples in his commitment papers. I swear!)
😀
I’ve been [llama-redacted]….
🙁
Sorry. It’s easy enough for people to find him if they want to, I know … but I’m just not comfortable outing someone completely.
I’m glad you did. The more I read, the worse I felt.
Ooh, I just clicked over on his website! Sparky truly is nuttier than a squirrel turd.
A bit of a pervert, too – one of the images in his “moons of damnation” gallery is a close-up shot of a computer monitor and there’s what looks like a bunch of pron sites in the bookmark bar.
I’m feeling guilty. I probably shouldn’t have circumnavigated the redactions and posted. But it was a train wreck that just needed investigating (and to make sure he doesn’t live with a 1200 mile radius of me).
On a serious note, I hope the “authorities” have their eyes on this one as I’m sure his mental state is under the category of “out of his control.”
With Sparky’s … unique writing style, he’s pretty easy to find through Google.
Mudsy, you can circumnavigate my redactions anytime. 🙂
Yours I’m afraid would require 100-mile bike rides.
🙂
Hey hey you two! Get a corner!
The corners have been condemned by OSHA.
Someone got monkey brownies all over the place and tried to clean it up with lemonade and Cheez Whiz. FAIL.
What some call “fail” others call “art”.
Unfortunately, according to his posting, he DOES live quite close to me. I’m scared!
I’m not one to typically read these TL;DR posts, but I”m glad I read this one. What impressed me most was his above-average (for CL) ability to spell. Punctuation was crap and of course the caps lock is annoying, but overall, I was impressed!
His spelling clarity must be attributed to his use of
To be fair, the writings of Robert Ludlum hath powers to calm the savage paranoid schizophrenic.
What I want to know is, how many prescriptions has he received and not filled? Because I think this individual needs some medication…
Some?
“Take ALL the medications!!!!”
Hell, bring back leeches and bloodletting if it’ll help.
Scans like which ever clinician is assigned just flings a handfull of whatever samples are closest and hides behind the file cabinets in HR . . .
Sadly, the post does read like it is from someone whose life will wind up in courtroom testimony with the droll medical term-of-art “self titrating” frequently cited.
G4G?
“[link deleted] (DISPLAYS KEY CRAISLIST DOCUMENTS THAT CARRY ‘HIGH SLANDER’ SUCH AS, ‘Nicole Kidman and Kirsten Dunst are going to hell, says God’)”
High slander? There can be only one.
High slander? Is that series still on or did they cancel it?
Hey hey, ho ho,
Steve McQueen has got to go!
So……I have to turn my husband in for having sex with me becuz our marriage is fake and I’m actually married to the fruitcake on crack? Sounds totally legit! Hang on sweetiepie, I’m packing up my stuff in my van with “Free Candy!” written on the side and moving into the White House with you!
Seriously though, that guy needs every type of anti-psychotic medication ever made all at once
“INFINITY MONEY.”
I bet that’s like a forever stamp.
I bet he has a Wallet of Holding.
I couldn’t read the whole thing because I fell asleep. But I did catch the Michael Nesmith reference. Who would put him on same hit list as Nicolas Cage? He’s probably still grieving over Davy Jones’s death so cut him a little slack there, Sparky.
So, in all the crazy, was the date of the Rapture given?
Or did I miss THAT boat again?
Sparky the Spice Christ doesn’t seem as interested in the Rapture as he is in making sure no one has any fun while they’re waiting for it.
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Dear Spark-a-mighty,
As long as you’re ending all of the GODDESSES of all the planets and etc., could you smite a few of my ex-GODDESSES for me?
They are [Name], [Name], [Name].
Too many to list.
I’ll send you a mental image…
kthxbai
Uh, Spacey? You look, I don’t know, different. Today.
Captain Sisko/Benny Russell: I CREATED IT AND IT’S REAL!
(Star Trek: Deep Space Nine anyone?)
A funny thing happened on the way to the box, C blahblahblah J! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Happy Dale Home for the Incurably Otherwise!
I managed to read the whole thing (a day later), and I have only one comment:
BianchiSound was not among the eliminated goddesses! I am sure everyone here at YSaC is eternally grateful.
🙂
Shucks.
I did a Google search too – not to out the guy, but just to make sure it wasn’t my brother.
Schizophrenia is one helluva disease, man. As harsh as this may sound, I’m glad he’s been committed at least once or twice and only wish we could re-tighten our MH laws; maybe not to the 1950s level where anyone can be committed for any, or no, reason, but something much more reactive (and thus proactive) than what we have now, where most stuff like this flies under the radar until someone gets hurt or killed.
I have to wonder who’s supporting this guy financially, though. Reasonably nice phone, camera, computer, webhosting; the few pics I did look at of him show what looks like a nice middle-to-upper-middle-class house… a far cry from the homelessness of most schizophrenics I’ve known for any length of time. Including my brother.
All I have to say is….
Holy fuck someone is paranoid.
Happy birthday to me. I got a nutjob’s opinion on the world.
Also, did this guy really put his Social Security Number in a Craigslist ad? Be careful, the terrorists/aliens/immigrants/nazis/(insert other suspected crazy group here) will steal your identity.
CONSPIRE ALL THE THEORIES!
ECHO ENERGY PEOPLE is the name of my Native American Echo and the Bunnyman cover band.
Okay, one more, my favorite part:
“THAT I GOD CREATED THE SUN AND RAINBOWS AND THAT IS A HUGE DEAL!”
I agree! Such a thoughtful overlord! And nice to end on such a cheerful note.
My current favorite: I will be glorified/moved from my apartment in Hollywood by my wives, the fbi, or My White House Staff, very, very soon.
I’ll check back in a couple hours and see if that has changed. 8)
Hey Capn!!!…you probably know…..wasn’t this the liner notes in the first Disaster Area LP?….I mean..surely the REAL Lord/God Almighty wouldn’t misspell Helen Hunt, would he?…or maybe he really means Helen Nunt….Oh well…I’m going to enjoy today’s cold snap…its only going to be around 93 degrees for the high…(time to get out the sweaters!!!!)
8) I was getting ready to shun you, Jazzie, thinking you really were experiencing a cold snap. 8) But we’re expecting a high of 94, so you are actually cooler than my area. My sweater is not amused. He doesn’t like sweating all that much.
We really are having a cold snap! Well, fall really, but going from 102 on Tuesday to a high of 63 today seems a little extreme, no? Mr Mommy had to bring me wool knee socks and boots! He did forget my tinfoil hat, though
Sorry, Windy, but 93 degrees here in Texas is hotter than 93 in other parts of the country. Something about our Governor not buying into the myths of so-called “science”. If you don’t like it, then I’ll just have to secede from YSaC. That’ll show ya….YeeHaw….
Good thing Taco isn’t here or you might be having a cold snap with a chance of jingley.
Hotter than a sun-bathing otter!
What!? You think I spend all my time with vixens? (Vixens, steal all your money then they break your heart.
OT, but otter-related:
A few weeks ago we were with the littles at the national zoo by the Asian otter exhibit where a very vigorous and athletic display of otter love was occurring. All the parents were sniggering as their children were saying they were wrestling and how mean that otter was for biting the other on the neck like that. My 3 yo said to Mr. Mommy, ” look at them wrestle, daddy!” Whereupon my beloved environmental scientist who specializes in wetlands and endangered native species proceeded on a detailed description of mating that cleared the display faster than you can say Steve McQueen rules the world!
I would have commented earlier, but it took me awhile to read the post.(My tin foil hat kept falling off my head. My friends all poked holes in theirs for their ears. But not me, I know that’s how they get you.)
Um, yeah, He gave me a refund for my Barbarella DVD with his INFINITY MONEY and I have a complaint. Yeah, when he gave me some of his INFINITY MONEY, it was no longer infinity. And it says it is “not legal tender for all debts public or private”. that really sucks because I was hoping I would be debt free by MAY 2011 and be able to buy or rent some goddesses of my own.
Oooh neat, can I feel some goddesses too? I’ve often felt that I should be able to feel goddesses too. I bet feeling goddesses is just the bee’s knees. That LIGHTNING MCQUEEN shouldn’t get to have all the fun.
Sorry I’m late to the snark lounge, but my jaunting machine* broke down just outside of Betelgeuse tomorrow. Bug juice is bug juice, but Betelgeuse is to fly for.
*or maybe it was my traipsing machine.
I lost all of my infinity money in a gamboling machine.
I lost all of mine in a gyre and gimble-ing machine….(ouch Miss Mommy, that hurt…)
Twas mimsy and the boragrove outgrabe …..
Thinking!
Eep, I think Sparky let the smoke out of my craziometer again.
That may be, but these people explain it in ways that make more sense.
limelolly, out of the box! Sorry, too hot for more than a Punchity Punch Punch today.
Good Morning, Crazy McSparkypants!