YSaC, Vol. 1274: Same thing we do in every volume.

2012 June 14

Help taking over the world. (Seriously)


Peace All,

We are founding the culture movement & thought revolution that will be responsible for galvanizing the energy of the masses and catapulting the people in to the realm of consciousness, self reliance & responsibility & peace. We are looking to bring our team together Sounds lofty, but its very real and our victory is assured. Much of this will be accomplished through social media; we need all the help we can get in that arena. We especially need a social media assistant. If there is any way you can contribute to this cause please get in touch with us– you will be glad you did.

We call to our brothers & sisters in (only) love, truth, peace, freedom, & Justice.

* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay

What? They need help taking over the world? They can’t possibly be serious. Oh wait, they said (Seriously) right there in the title. They must be serious.

Pinky? Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Well, I think so, Brain, but if we called it SparkyBook nobody would use it.

Thanks, Mike!

80 Responses leave one →
  1. 2012 June 14
    CapnMac permalink

    Brain, I’ve got no words.

    Adores: 5
  2. 2012 June 14

    See me, feel me, tweet me, friend me. (4x)

    Bookmarking you, I get the music.
    Skypeing with you, I get the heat.
    Following you, I climb the mountain.
    I get excitement from your tweet!

    Adores: 14
    • 2012 June 17
      Emma permalink

      bahahaha you win all the awards!

      Adores: 0
  3. 2012 June 14
    Ralph permalink

    Sparkies of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your flames!

    Adores: 3
    • 2012 June 14
      Windrose permalink

      Rule the world.
      That’s the plan.
      You and me.
      Any day.

      Adores: 1
  4. 2012 June 14

    Much of this will be accomplished through social media; we need all the help we can get in that arena.

    That’s not the only help Sparky needs.

    Adores: 10
    • 2012 June 14
      Windrose permalink

      This so needs a sing-along blog!

      Adores: 0
  5. 2012 June 14
    wanda permalink

    Our movement is such a juggernaut. We will conquer the world! Mwah ha ha ha! (Once we get a social media assistant, that is)

    Adores: 2
  6. 2012 June 14

    My Dearest Love, Truth, Peace, Freedom, Justice, and that bitch – Karma (because I just know she’s the one behind this),

    I’d love to help you with your plans for world domination.

    However, my feline overlord (from the infamous Cats Allied Together – C.A.T. for short) informs me that he and his minions have this one under control already.

    Good luck taking it from them.

    Sincerely,
    Xenia Recordia, Keeper of Figtail Feifings and;
    Servant to Bugsy-the-Insane, C.A.T. Overlord

    Adores: 14
    • 2012 June 14
      wanda permalink

      Cats can form alliances? I’m doing something wrong.

      Adores: 3
      • 2012 June 14
        Irregular Fractal permalink

        Oh, they can. Just not with US.

        Adores: 5
      • 2012 June 14

        My cats have made alliances with the sofa, the futon, and the portions of the floor closest to the windows.

        Adores: 10
        • 2012 June 14
          mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

          One of mine concentrates on leaving “hair ball landmines” in inconspicuous places—usually under the cover of night.

          Adores: 5
        • 2012 June 14

          Mine are never within hissing distance of one another, unless it’s time to eat…
          Or perhaps to occupy Mom’s new bed.

          Adores: 0
  7. 2012 June 14
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    It’s good to see cult recruiting finally making use of 21st century tools.

    Adores: 4
    • 2012 June 14
      mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

      Except, it looks like they left no clues whatsoever as to how to contact them (technology FAIL).

      “To the batshit signal!”

      Adores: 7
  8. 2012 June 14

    CJ, I certainly hope being in the box today will be just the lift you need! I promise to punch lightly if you will join my social media cause. 8)

    Adores: 1
    • 2012 June 14

      If you’ll keep it a secret from Bugsy, the Insane, I am soooooooooo in. Frankly, I’m sick to death of tuna and sardines for dinner every night.

      Yes, please punch ever so gently. I’m still caught in that limbo between this world and the next, watching..always watching..and waiting.

      Adores: 2
  9. 2012 June 14

    “movement & thought”

    That’s pretty much how I start every morning, especially when I run out of reading materials in the bathroom.

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 June 14
      mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

      Then it’s just *crickets*…?

      See Windy, this is where you need more cats instead of birds….they come into the bathroom to keep you company and bask in their captive audience.

      Adores: 1
      • 2012 June 14
        Windrose permalink

        Mudsy, one of my birds likes to ride on my shoulder into the bathroom so she can stick her head into the shower while I am taking care of business, and hear her shrieks echo. Then she walks along the towel rail and clucks like a chicken. My love bird also likes to go in there on my shoulder, but just because he can’t stand to let me out of his sight for a second. This weekend when we go away will be a real test for him.

        Adores: 1
        • 2012 June 14
          mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

          My cats try to avoid the shower. However, never leave the dryer door open when taking out a load of clothes.

          Adores: 2
        • 2012 June 14
          One Moving Violation permalink

          I had a cat that enjoyed taking showers.

          Adores: 0
    • 2012 June 14
      wanda permalink

      Oh, people are offended by a man-milking machine, but bathroom humor is ok? Sheesh! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      Adores: 3
      • 2012 June 14
        Windrose permalink

        Wanda, I truly expected at least one cry of TMI. I’ll just have to try harder.

        Adores: 0
      • 2012 June 14
        mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

        Oh, make no mistake wanda. That was truly disturbing if only for the fact that I half expected him to be curious enough to want to attach it somewhere else. *ahem*

        ๐Ÿ˜‰

        Adores: 1
      • 2012 June 14
        funky "monkey brownies" monkey permalink

        I had nightmares about that one. And it made me wonder: What kind of marks did it leave?

        Adores: 2
        • 2012 June 14

          A combination of psychological scarring and circular hickies.

          Adores: 2
  10. 2012 June 14
    mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

    Catapulting The People 2012 is IF’s Jefferson Airplane/Led Zeppelin trebuchet concert tour title.

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 June 14
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      Up With People’s got nothing on us.

      Adores: 2
      • 2012 June 14
        Windrose permalink

        I am SO going to that concert!

        Adores: 1
  11. 2012 June 14

    Man, what did I do last night. I remember doing yager-shots with a few nice men who were all dressed in these weird white pajamas who seemed really interested in my Craigslist account…

    Oh, son of a-

    Adores: 10
    • 2012 June 14
      mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

      No, it goes…

      “Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
      Krishna Krishna Hare Hare
      Hare Rama Hare Rama
      Rama Rama Hare Hare..”

      Now get that ponytail bouncing! You’re either going to be seeing a LOT of airports, or you’re in the latest production of HAiR.

      sabba sibbi sabba nooby aba naba lee lee – lo lo…

      Adores: 2
      • 2012 June 14
        Windrose permalink

        Let the sunshine!
        Let the sun shine in!
        The sun shine in!

        Adores: 0
  12. 2012 June 14
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    I think I’ve found your man, Sparky. Do I get a commission?

    Adores: 6
    • 2012 June 14
      mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

      Show off….

      8)

      Adores: 1
  13. 2012 June 14
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    Take over the world = Hitler.
    Peace all = Hippie.
    Hitler + Hippie = Hipler!

    Adores: 3
    • 2012 June 14
      LimeLolly permalink

      Hipler… isn’t that a geriatric disease?

      Adores: 0
      • 2012 June 14
        mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

        You’re confusing it with Hitpie disease…when eating too much pie ends up going to your hips.

        Adores: 1
    • 2012 June 14
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      You vill eat ze kale, und you vill LIKE IT.

      Adores: 2
    • 2012 June 14
      mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

      “Sir, I knew Hitler, and you’re no Hitler!”

      Wait…er….*streams crossed again*

      Adores: 1
  14. 2012 June 14
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Well this explains why I was rudely awakened at 5:30 this morning by civil defense sirens (in fact they’re still going off). The news folks say it’s just a malfunction, no actual emergency, but I’ll bet they don’t know about the takeover. Bastards!

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 June 14
      Windrose permalink

      DDD, get to the bunker and await further instructions! Hurry! Take the dog!

      Adores: 0
  15. 2012 June 14
    SilvaNoir permalink

    In the 60’s hippies “expanded their consciousness” through drugs

    In the 2000’s sparkies are “expanding their consciousness” through facebook and twitter

    Alrighty then

    Adores: 1
    • 2012 June 14
      mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

      Silva, you’re comparing mushrooms and glitter and the two have completely different philosophies!

      ๐Ÿ™‚

      Adores: 2
      • 2012 June 14
        SilvaNoir permalink

        what is the philosophy of a pile of glitter, I wonder?

        Adores: 0
        • 2012 June 14

          According to a popular series of books, it has something to do with stalking a girl much much younger than the pile of glitter and calling it romance.

          Adores: 6
  16. 2012 June 14
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    “catapulting the people in to the realm of consciousness”

    I saw that done with a cow once. Or maybe it was a piano. The thing is, it didn’t end well.

    OT: How are some of you doing the grey box quote thingy? Wait, don’t tell me you’re all part of the takeover. Ohcrapohcrapohcrap….

    Adores: 3
    • 2012 June 14

      [blockquote] [/blockquote] but with angle brackets.

      Adores: 1
      • 2012 June 14
        mud "Sounds laughty!" slicker permalink

        I prefer to call them “angel brackets.”

        Adores: 1
      • 2012 June 14
        Demon Duck of Doom permalink

        Thanks for the tutelage. Can I get angle brackets at Ace Hardware, or do I have to go to Lowe’s?

        Adores: 3
        • 2012 June 14

          The angel brackets come from The Divine Church of What’s Happenin’ Now, Reverend Flip at your service.

          Adores: 2
        • 2012 June 14
          Windrose permalink

          In my day, we had to make our own angel brackets. Couldn’t just go buy them, you had to walk through 7 feet high snow, up-hill both ways, no shoes and hadn’t eaten for days, just to get to see the angels, and then you had to carry them home and make the brackets. Where did I put my cane?

          Adores: 1
  17. 2012 June 14
    kelli permalink

    I was all excited about this opportunity until I read the last part that compensation would be no pay. What point is there in helping to take over the world if you don’t even get vintage Crisco or dumpster cheesy poofs in return?

    Adores: 3
    • 2012 June 14

      I’m not helping anyone take over the world for anything less than Liechtenstein.

      Adores: 5
      • 2012 June 14
        Irregular Fractal permalink

        So here’s a little-known fact: The Llamanun has walked across Liechtenstein.

        Adores: 1
        • 2012 June 14
          Demon Duck of Doom permalink

          Meh. I once shook hands with Claes Oldenburg.

          Adores: 1
        • 2012 June 14

          That’s nothin’…I once walked across a room to look at a map of Liechtenstein.

          Adores: 4
        • 2012 June 14
          Bombdude permalink

          I walked across a parking lot once… That’s about the same distance, right?

          Adores: 2
        • 2012 June 14

          So hereโ€™s a little-known fact: The Llamanun has walked across Liechtenstein.

          This is, in fact, true.

          Adores: 3
      • 2012 June 14
        Windrose permalink

        I want a shiny, new Australia!

        Adores: 4
      • 2012 June 14
        SpaceBug permalink

        In Soviet Russia,
        Politburo Liechtenstein you.

        Adores: 2
  18. 2012 June 14
    Digitalaxis permalink

    Step 1 of this shiny, peace-loving process is that one weird trick that makes you lose weight. The invasion of the internet has begun.

    Adores: 2
  19. 2012 June 14
    Brer Fox permalink

    “* Compensation: no pay”

    *My involvment: No way

    Adores: 1
    • 2012 June 14
      Brer Fox permalink

      On a side note, I will be in hiding for awhile.
      Hope to join you soon.

      Adores: 0
  20. 2012 June 14

    Last I saw, Lady Justice had her hands full balancing that sword and those scales…blindfolded, no less! No wonder they need an assistant.

    In other news…MATT CAIN PITCHED A PERFECT GAME!!! Apologies if you are not a Giants fan or even a baseball fan (just don’t be a Dodgers fan…boo hiss), but this is exciting stuff, people. Much more important than any piddling movement to take over the world. We here in the Bay Area are basking in the glow of this most excellent athlete.

    Ahem. As you were.

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 June 14

      Yay!! Go CARDS!!

      Adores: 1
      • 2012 June 15

        Uh, CJ…Matt pitched this game against the Houston Astros. Ain’t you a resident of Texas, there girlie?!? Just askin’. You can also be a Cards fan. I dun’t mind a’tall. Just no Dodgers. No.

        Adores: 0
        • 2012 June 15

          And btw, what happened to your awesomesauciness blog? I miss.

          Adores: 0
  21. 2012 June 15

    CJ, Happy Friday, out you go then. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Grassroots Movements!

    Now, how will I keep Archie from finding out Iโ€™m a Dodgers fan???

    Adores: 0
    • 2012 June 15

      It’s ok, Windy, I figured that was the case given the geographical location of your domicile, just as you no doubt did given mine. In fact, let you and I shine as examples of folks that can have great friendships while holding on to our sports rivalry in a good-natured way. Shall we? ๐Ÿ˜€

      Adores: 0

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