**REDUSED*my baby can read
COMES WITH ALL 3 BOOKS FLASH CARDS AND MOVES NEVER BEEN USED STILL IN BOX!
May I suggest that rather than selling this fine product, you perhaps spend some quality time with it yourself?
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No child’s behind left.
Huked on fonics werked 4 mee.
WILL CONSEDER TRADE FOR my sparky can write
My cunning plan was to use this to teach my baby basic literacy so that my baby could teach me.
Baby couldn’t get the box open. No wonder baby can’t read.
Nobody puts Baby in the box. Not unless Baby wants to be in the box.
Baby did get the box open, but then got scared when all 3 books started flashing cards as a clever defense mechanism. They have some moves that have never even been used! You have to leave them in the box if you want them to remain still.
It MOVES and it is still in the box? I’m scared of what it might be.
When in doubt, shake the box. If it hisses, you don’t want it.
A cat, a goose, a snake, or Pazuzu. Darn hissing boxes.
It’s fine, probably just a giant Madagascan cockroach. Very tasty on a Kaiser roll.
A cat, a goose, a snake, and a Pazuzu walk into a bar.
…Oh wait, I forget the rest.
Rush out and get your paws on the new My Baby Can Read, featuring what may or may not be everyone’s favorite reading mascot Schrödinger’s Cat, possibly in every box!
Don’t shake it if it ticks …. if it cries, I’m not sure what to do.
Ok, ok.
So, a cat, a goose, a snake, and a Pazuzu walk into a bar.
And say ouch.
Hmm, ‘course the snake can’t walk, so he probably didn’t hit the bar too hard. Maybe he slithered in real fast, but if it was a cold, metal bar, then he probably tongue-stuck hisssself and said outh.
Wait, what’s a Pazuzu?
-I’ma gonna have ta look that one up…
OK, ok.
So, A cat, a goose, a snake, and Pazuzu walk (snake slithers) into a bar.
The cat orders a fuzzy navel, the goose orders a french connection, the snake orders a pink squirrel, and Pazuzu orders a Zima. They were there to order drinks after all, right?
Well, the cat spent the next hour puking lintballs, the goose got cooked, and the snake got pissssed, having assumed he’d get a real squirrel, and spent the following week passing glass bits.
Pazuzu just peed himself because, you know, have you ever had a Zima?
Animals shouldn’t drink.
Tell me more.
Your baby can read. But can YOU?
The parents are covered. They bought the iLiteracy ap for their phone.
Sparky thought it was pron. Imagine the disappointment. Go on, I’ll wait.
I see what you did there!
That’s not what “flash cards” mean!
I’ll bet the movies (spelling corrected) were quite the disappointment also!
What are flesh cards doing in there?
Nothing personal, IF, but your comment is so small, I couldn’t find it in the box. Ahem. Look, a seagull!
It’s not the size of the snark that matters.
It’s da’ motion of da’ lotion….
“Redused” implies the cards have been corrected with a red pen, so their baby can learn how to correctly spell “kolala” and “mooose”
Diet kolala or regular?
Diet ones don’t have much meat on their bone. Not too good for grillin.
I walked into the bathroom and “Desuder” was written on the mirror in crayon.
Eww! That’s Latin for “sweat all over”. (So says Master Google)
You have a poltergeist with a glandular problem.
I see what you did there Taco….
Stephen King just farted.
When I first read that, I thought it said
Then I re-red [sic] it and was wondering if a used still *hiccup* would be worth anything on eBay since it came along with the original box.
Sly’s career may be foundering, but he’s not 6 feet under yet.
I think it’s his human growth hormone box and he hasn’t buried it yet. He lays on a bed of freshly crushed HGH, niacin, and Miracle Grow and switches on the sprinklers. Rambo meets Rocky’s Mountain High.
It’s quite a Cliffhanger.
No, no, Sparky, it’s REDRUM that made Danny want to learn how to read so fast.
EDIT: Blast, Taco beat me to the reference! **grabs a roque mallet** I have no option but to make him take his medicine!
Astro! Yay! I’m glad you’re back. But be gentle with Taco, please.
Taco doesn’t like it gentle, wanda.
Maybe baby will teach Sparky to read.
Maybe babby will learn the word “emancipated” and leave Sparky in the dust.
I have plenty of moves left in my box.
Oh Hello corner. It’s so cozy here.
Irregular Fractal, you make the Snark Lounge jump and jive with regular appearances by your cover bands! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Mr. Mxyzptlk!