YSaC, Vol. 1280: Girl, look what you’ve done to me.
This one’s behind a cut because … well, trust me. Look around. Kids nearby? Boss? Mother-in-law? If yes, can I recommend something in a nice gerbert? Now look at yourself. Easily offended? Then you’re sort of in the wrong place completely. Go have a nice nap.
But, if you answered no to all of the above, go ahead and click. Just, please … don’t say I didn’t warn you.
6/11-6/25: blow job classes 4 young girls 16 +
blow jobs 4 beginers willing to teach young ladeys the art of giveing head. will be runing advanced classes for those that would like to learn to deep throat.willing to run classes days and nite depending on demand.these classes will be run free of charge as a service to the comunity to teach or females some useful life skill.proof of age required upon enrolment.for enrolment or any questions please get back to me.regards phil
Phil seems like a great guy, doesn’t he? It’s so charitable of him to run free classes. And thank heavens he’s willing to run them for two weeks; I’m sure these lessons are going to fill up quickly with women looking to learn valuable life skills.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go enroll in some … um … graduate-level courses.
What?*
Thanks, KB!
*Oh dear. I have to put the slimy tag on this one, don’t I?
Ah.
Hm.
Ah-; no.
Er.
Wait–Does not “16 get’ya twenty”apply? Is this not the case in [location]?
I realize this is unrealistic expectations, and that cloak of nothing-is-illegal-if-on-CL thing, but, still . . .
Huddles into a ball going “nanananananana” while rocking away bad images
all the while hoping that this is either tween prank or just hikikomori noise.
Goes back to huddled rocking.
That depends on what state [location] is in. In many states, the age of consent is 16, but in Virginia, the sodomy law still applies unless both participants are 18+, and solicitation of a felony is itself a felony, so just running this ad would be a major no-no.
I’m just going to watch “Hard Candy” today and forget I even saw this ad.
I’m hoping Chris Hansen answers the ad and tells Phil to have a seat over there.
I’ll bring the sweet tea!!!
Dave, will you dress a ferret up like an underage girl and have it answer the ad? Please…
Aren’t ferrets rather bitey?
Wait, that could be a good thing.
Phil does know that good teachers demonstrate first and then the students try, right?
Phil’s pretty flexible.
Re drmk’s (BBUH) graduate-level course: Baby, I done gots my PhD!
Moowahahahahahaha! Oh yeah!
So, if you’re doctor of the BJ, does that mean you’re proficient in sexual healing?
Marvin Gaye would be proud.
Nah, my theme song is “Lets Get It On”.
Mine is “I have a lovely bunch of Coconuts.”
TacoMa’am tells me it’s not cool that I try to sing it during happy sexy times.
Whitesnake’s “Slow An’ Easy”
Mark Chesnutt’s Pride’s Not Hard to Swallow.
*oh, please tell me this guy is a country/western singer*
Yes, Mr. Chestnut records out of Nashville.
Although, that track was written by Hank Williams, Jr, and first appeared on the album of the same name.
Probably a youtube cut of it somewhere.
Well, I guess you there is a new spin on “mouthing off” to the teacher.
Bleh! The word “you” should not be there. Darn, who put de-caf in the coffee pot today?
If the ad is this bad, can you imagine what Phil Anthropist’s class notes would look like?
Phil N. Derer?
Phil McCavity?
Maybe Phil McCracken.
Don’t forget that most people have a middle name:
Phillip Mike Rotch.
Phil C. Alice. Really? 4+ girls?
Must have gotten his hands on some of those magic blue pills.
Or, Phil is a cephalpod.
And of the impression that said state is the result of venal enchantment by some hag, and requires a “kiss” to be disenchanted, and restored ‘his’ previous state, as Larry leisure suit.
You know, I’ve had a wonderful few months recently. Got me one of them boyfriend things, and it’s done wonders for my mood. In fact, my faith in humanity has been soaring recently.
I think this ad just shot it down like that random soldier shot down the Red Baron. My faith has been shot down so hard that it now needs to work the corner to make its living, but it’s still too classy to sign up for this ad. I’m going to go look at pictures of genie pigs doing adorable things.
Boyfriend Things is IF’s Killer Klowns smooth Jazz cover.
I think they get all their performance outfits from a lingerie store by the same name.
The sad part: I bet he gets at least a few replies.
Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty or more….
There, fixed that for you.
Is knowing how to do “duck face” a plus? Or is that skill not needed in grammar?
It would be a useful skill for those applying to Phil’s ad, methinks.
This guy is such a humanitarian. (dang, it’s hard to type that with a straight face)
It’s hard to believe that there are still people that care so much about young ladeys (snerk) that they are willing to give their time and effort to teach them a skill, out of the goodness of their heart. Why… he could be the President, some day!
I’m not so sure about that; I feel like under-the-table deals would be rampant in his administration. 😉
Not to mention all-night cabinet sessions.
Frankly, I’ve heard that political internships suck quite a bit.
I’ve heard that too. According to the people I’ve talked to, it mostly involves getting on one’s knees and sucking up to their superiors in the hope they might get paid for doing bigger (if somewhat harder) things someday.
Those deep undercover operatives have to start somewhere, I guess.
But someday, who knows, they might even be as significant as Deep Throat!
On a completely unrelated note, I still have no idea why Google AdSense thought this was a pr0n site.
It is one of life’s great mysteries.
Look, a seagull!
Stephen Segal?
What is this I don’t even
One or the other, but not both. That would be just greedy.
It was very early in the morning–only halfway through first coffee–and it scanned as
causing a person to speculate if Phil was attempting to reach a like evolutionary level in seeking out paleolithic distaff relations.
But, I suspect even paleo-women would reject Phil . . .
“Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you.”
-Dr. Phil
“Don’t pee on my face and tell me it’s raining.”
-Phil Sparky to his students
Well, yeah, duh–that’s $20 extra, same as in town!
[smack-thud; ow; corner]
Exactly where does being able to give a b.j. rank on the list of life skills? Does it come after being able to balance a checkbook but before cleaning a toilet? Is it more important than knowing how to iron a shirt but not as important as boiling water? Of course, if you were really, really good at it, I guess all the other things could be taken care of for you.
Well, this is you SUCK at craig’s list isn’t it?
CJ, Dave, Ferrets en mass, Silva, Hope you had fun in the box, wink wink nudge nudge!
Good Morning, Class! Class! CLASS!
Am I the only one who thinks of an old KITH sketch with Scott Thompson as the blowjob angel while reading this???LMAO 😀