YSaC, Vol. 1283: Lookin’ like a fool …

2012 June 27

1877 flour mill


Very old flour mill make offer its from the 1877 plus got cook book by ben franklin so is the flour mill
Name is Dave call me xxx-xxx-xxxx
or Email me themanxxxxx@xxxxx.com

 

Oh, Dave. You’re a sneaky little bugger, you are. Well done … but I don’t think I want what you’re offering.

I won’t ruin it for everyone. Keep looking; if you need it, the regulars will be in the comments with brain bleach for everyone.

Thanks, Jeff!

45 Responses leave one →
  1. 2012 June 27

    … Did Dave drop his pants just to take this picture? Ewww! Note to self – if buy flour mill from Craig’s List, bleach it before touching!

    Adores: 3
    • 2012 June 27
      Bombdude permalink

      Nah, he’s just using good time management! He had 15 minutes of otherwise unoccupied time while he was stuck in the john, so he’s multitasking! Some people read, others prepare their CL pictures…

      Who are we to judge?

      Oh yeah, I forgot… We’re us! Judge away… πŸ˜‰

      Adores: 5
  2. 2012 June 27

    Please tell me you’re not also selling a tea kettle.

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    • 2012 June 27
      Lola permalink

      Wishing I could give you many doors for the parenthetical.

      Adores: 1
  3. 2012 June 27
    CapnMac permalink

    Does it qualify as reflecto-pr0n is there is no reflection?

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 June 27

      Nope – but it does qualify as a miserable failure. At, you know, life.

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  4. 2012 June 27
    Gary permalink

    the xxx’s where the original phone number where somehow seems approriate.

    Adores: 4
  5. 2012 June 27
    Hips_of_Steel permalink

    Is that all, that his pants are down? I was looking for something much more sinister. Scary to think that someone dropping trow and posting a pic of it online doesn’t even seem that out of the ordinary to me anymore.

    Adores: 18
    • 2012 June 27

      I know, right? It’s like; “Meh. At least he isn’t working the crank with his doodle.”

      Adores: 25
      • 2012 June 27
        funky "monkey brownies" monkey permalink

        Yes! Another Ghostie-ism to embroider on a pillow!

        Adores: 7
        • 2012 June 27

          It’ll look fabulous next to the one with the lube quote on it. Very sophisticated πŸ˜‰

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        • 2012 June 27
          funky "monkey brownies" monkey permalink

          I used a crisp melon color on the the lube pillow, I think a sherbet-on-cream combo would be lovely for this one.

          And you wanna talk classy? I’m planning on putting them on a shelf on each side of my singing bass plaque. Look for my house in the next issue of Better Homes and Gardens.

          Adores: 4
      • 2012 June 27
        penguin permalink

        At first, I thought that was something other than his foot. Then I looked closer. I agree. Meh. Maybe I should change my name to Jaded.

        Adores: 8
        • 2012 June 27

          Or Jaded Penguin. It sounds kinda like a supervillain’s name.

          Adores: 2
      • 2012 June 27

        Is it just me or does the end of the crank look like a pecil? I could be in the corner, depending on your replies. 8)

        Adores: 3
        • 2012 June 27
          funky "monkey brownies" monkey permalink

          I guess that’s better than the end of your pecil looking like a crank, huh?

          If you have to go the corner, I will go with you.

          Adores: 5
        • 2012 June 27
          Lola permalink

          Some guys handle it that way regardless of how it looks.

          *joins growing group in corner*

          Adores: 8
        • 2012 June 27

          :takes deep breath:

          You know what? I’ll just save myself the trouble and go directly to the corner.

          Adores: 10
        • 2012 June 27
          mud "Crank Yankers!" slicker permalink

          Don’t be talking about that guy’s handle, Lola!

          Adores: 2
        • 2012 June 27
          Bombdude permalink

          Aren’t the terms synonymous?

          Adores: 1
  6. 2012 June 27
    funky "monkey brownies" monkey permalink

    After the pooled up shorts, I noticed the bathtub in the background. Why is a flour mill in the bathroom? It makes something edible, why is it in the bathroom? It’s not so big it had to be cleaned in the tub, it would fit in the kitchen sink, why is it in the bathroom?

    Why does that bother me more than the nakedness? WHY?! I NEED ALCOHOL!

    Adores: 10
    • 2012 June 27

      Well, if you’re going to be in there for a few hours wrestling your colon, you might as well make some flour while you’re at it.

      Adores: 7
      • 2012 June 27
        Irregular Fractal permalink

        Or, you know, other white powdery substances.
        Which gives Colon Blow a whole new meaning.

        Adores: 10
        • 2012 June 27

          Well, I do hope this mill is reasonably priced, then. I’d hate to drop a load on it.

          Adores: 9
    • 2012 June 27
      LimeLolly permalink

      Flour mill in bathroom + continuous waterflow that may or may not involve alcohol = multitasking !

      Adores: 6
  7. 2012 June 27

    So what? You want me to drop everything and figure it out? I’m just gonna put this out there and say: No. I won’t hang that low.

    Adores: 6
  8. 2012 June 27

    Step 1: You cut a hole in the box.
    Step 2: You put Ben Franklin in the box…

    Adores: 12
    • 2012 June 27
      funky "monkey brownies" monkey permalink

      Nobody puts Ben in a box.

      Adores: 13
  9. 2012 June 27
    mud "Crank Yankers!" slicker permalink

    I’m much more bothered by his choice of putting the red/orange flour mill on top of the upside down red/orange plastic step stool next to the 1980s dusty rose bath towel. What was he thinking?!?!?

    *It puts the lotion in the basket*

    Adores: 7
    • 2012 June 27

      :squints, tilts head:

      It looks more like one of those plastic lap desks turned upside down than a stepstool.

      Adores: 2
  10. 2012 June 27
    Ralph permalink

    Franklin, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

    Adores: 10
  11. 2012 June 27

    Given the flavor of the post, I propose a fun game for today:

    Fill in the five blank spaces after “theman _ _ _ _ _” I’ll start…

    themancrank@xxxxx.com

    Adores: 1
    • 2012 June 27
      funky "monkey brownies" monkey permalink

      Ooh, fun! Hum…

      Spray?

      Lubes?

      Sacks?

      Fruit?

      PS: When I tried to click on your link my IT guy came to my desk and beat me with my keyboard. Thanks, Archie!

      Adores: 4
      • 2012 June 27

        Ms. Monkey, I’m not quite sure why my moniker is highlighted. There is no linkage to anything in the cyber arena. Huh.

        In other news, I like champagne. πŸ™‚

        Adores: 2
        • 2012 June 27

          I think WordPress does it automatically when you add the .com, even if it’s xxxxx.com.

          Adores: 0
    • 2012 June 27
      Windrose permalink

      themannIcan

      themanistan

      themanglans

      themansman (rats, that’s only four) (Gets flung into the Gorge of Eternal Peril!)

      Adores: 2
  12. 2012 June 27

    I’m afraid you shouldn’t have done that, Dave.

    Adores: 9
  13. 2012 June 27
    Lola permalink

    The “its from the 1877” phrase, coupled with the … peripheral photo contents have me thinking that 1-877 is the prefix for the number you call to talk to Sparklepants (after supplying your credit card number).

    Anyone else suspect, as I do, that the next photo in the sequence (not included here) is a contender for the “Desperately Seeking … Something” tumblr? (Note, it’s NSFW if you go looking for that site.)

    Adores: 4
    • 2012 June 27
      mud "Crank Yankers!" slicker permalink

      Why Lola, none of us would ever go off-site trying to find the original ads.

      *my nose is growing

      Adores: 1
    • 2012 June 27
      penguin permalink

      Made the mistake of looking up that site while having a snack.

      Adores: 1
  14. 2012 June 28

    Dave (not THAT Dave, for sure!) and wanda, please exit the box using the safety rails and remember that in the event of a forced landing, the ferrets may be used as flotation devices. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Cranky Doodle!

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