YSaC, Vol. 1285: Wonderful, Wonderful.
dominant male looking for kinky taboo chick – 20 (Lake Couty)
hi i’m going to tell you a little about me my name is shawn, i’m a fun nice guy with a very open mind my best trait i have i would say is loyalty if your my woman your my woman and i stick with you now my more sexual side, one of my kinky taboos that i have would be to have a submessive slave woman that likes to get pregnantand breed, now this is my lust dream, i want to find the right chick and start this lust filled incest family and once i do me and my wife will have kids, then i will get my daughters pregnant and my sons will get his mother pregnant and the brothers would get there sisters pregnant and we will all start practicing controlled inbreeding, but of course too much inbreeding would cause birth defects so the family would have to keep bringing in fresh blood like through adopting kids (or any other legal method) that have the traits the family desires plus practice makes perfect so eventually everything would be figured out and as the family grows larger and stronger we grow more self efficient and just depend on each other plus the family is going to live in the country somewhere in a rural town that one day if out family grows strong enough we will just take over the town and go from there kind of a grand dream but you got to have dreams so i’m dreaming for my kinky incest chick, all woman welcome younger, same age, or older chicks, milfs and mothers with daughters, so like i said if this interests you or you just want to fuck nsa it don’t matter hit me up.
Shawn appears to be a little unclear about the timeline involved in this whole endeavor, not to mention the legalities. Also, I know how this is going to turn out — I’ve seen the X-files episode, and that was just creepy as hell.
Thanks, chef ninja!
Isn’t “lust filled incest family” the original, rejected name for The Mamas and the Papas?
It is way to early to be thinking about that X-Files episode. Time to wash my brain out with coffee.
I came here to essentially post exactly that, Rebecca.
1. I have not had my coffee.
2. I remember that X-Files episode. It’s not a fond memory.
3. Perhaps I shall skip the coffee and go directly to Bacardi 151.
I like the way you think. Time to make this coffee Irish.
So many disturbing X-Files memories — it was the Struwwelpeter of my generation.
Darlin’, I’m at the point where I’m making my OATMEAL Irish.
We might need to kick it up a notch to Russian for this one.
Just a reminder to everyone: Guinness is not just for breakfast any more.
You can start at breakfast, and have it aaaaalllll daaaaaaaayy looooooong!
Yeah, I remember that episode. Saw it again a couple of months ago and it’s still creepy as all hell.
I didn’t start drinking until I came across this site.*
*This may or may not be true.
I know. I may have to take up huffing.*
*Oh Lordy Lordy don’t let that become true.
I think the new thing now is snorting bath salts.
(puts up “Breakfast Served All Day” sign)
I used to watch The X-Files, but only because someone I was dating at the time liked it. I’m glad I missed that episode.
I live in Middle Tennessee.
These are my neighbors.
Next!
Are you sure, Monkey? We have a Lake Cou(n)ty here, north of Sonoma County and this enterprising Sparky would fit right in up there. Although he doesn’t mention it, I’ll bet some sort of illegal pharmaceutical materials would be utilized (or required, as the case may be).
As our dear CJ would say…”Storytime!”
Eyebrows Daughter #3 got a job right out of high school as a photographer of children’s sports teams. It took her all over the five-county North Bay region. She’s great with kids and just loved it. The procedure was to take a series of three pictures: one of the team, one of the kid alone, and one of the kid with his/her adult(s).
One day, she came home from work that had taken her to Lake County. She was a bit subdued, which was unusual. I asked why. She said, “Mom, I hope my boss okays the pictures I took today. It wasn’t easy. Every time I asked the adults to smile for the camera, none of them had any teeth!”
Sounds like Shawn has watched Big Love and Game of Thrones too many times. Maybe he should switch over to Showtime and STARZ.
Incestuous, blood sucking gladiators. Now that’s kinky.
*Puts the brain bleach on the stove to boil*
It’ll be done in a few minutes, people.
The term “sister-wife” has just taken on a strange and disturbing new aspect.
I know some “uncle-daddies”. Wink wink.
I have a friend whose ex-husband left her for her sister.
Her daughter with that husband is both the half-sister and cousin to the children that the ex had with the sister. Complicated? Oh yes. Additionally disturbing? The sister was underage when that started.
*hurk*
A has a half sister P – same mom. A also has a half brother C – same dad. P and C dated/lived together for a few years. Really awkward for A when she introduced them to people. Even though they are not blood related (and they weren’t raised together), there was still an ick factor to the whole thing.
We briefly had a teacher at my high school who was married to his stepsister. The parents married after the children were grown and out of the house, and that was how the kids met each other. The weird part wasn’t that there was a sort of relation, but that the guy managed to get married at all …
penguin – I thought you were giving us some complicated cat math, not a real life scenario!
Ugh! Seriously, ugh!
and, having made it all the way through the posting WTF is a “milf”? as in last sentence “older chicks, milfs and mothers with daughters”
MILF = Mother I’d Like to F***
@ tig: “MILF” means “mothers I’d like to…”, well, insert that ugly “f” word that means that act that makes babies.
EDIT: D’oh! *shakes fist* Dang it, Ghostie!
I’m faster than a speeding monkey!
🙂
Yuck! Double yuck! A million yucks!
This one also needs the speeling prolbems tag as well as the “not fit for decent peoples’ eyes” tag. It’s in a caregory all of its own.
So many nos.
Vice is nice, but incest is best: the State Motto of Alamissuckolinia.
Wouldn’t it be hysterical if Sparknuts was naturally sterile? And he keeps trying to get somebody pregnant until he contracts a nasty STD and dies alone in a barn with only the cow and the sheep, laughing at him? Coffee, yeah, that’s what I need now.
Wow. Is there any bigger failure than a Sparky that tries to breed with his daughter but can’t? That’s like a monkey that can’t fling poo.
So so sad.
He wants to Start inbreeding?
Too late, methinks.
Bianchi – doors galore!
It’s been done, we call it West Virginia.
Ghostie seems determined to move in to the You Don’t Suck box permanently. I think she should have her own box. Maybe call it the Litter Box.
No no no! ‘Cause what if she gets them mixed up? Then da baux will smell like da corner!
Ghostie – as in John Denver’s hit “Country Roads”?
Given Sparky’s speeling problems perhaps I’ve spelt cuontry wrongly? Too many vowels?
Is there standing room in the corner?
“…to have a submessive slave woman….”
Cleanup in Aisle 11….
I’m scared.
I’d ask my family to hold me, but I don’t want them getting ideas.
More likely to be the FBI you’d be fucking with, and wouldn’t you have to adopt the agent first?
No Such Agency is known for having a very, very, very, very, very, very, very low tolerance level for mischief directed their way.
Things like using a one-time cypher key and encoding the LA County White Pages, but leaving certain specific key-words in the clear, and bulk emailing that getting on their nerves.
Which then causes them to go and seek out other alphabet agencies with “See this person, right here; they need to be sat upon with extreme prejudice.”
Ans not even a hug nor a kiss, first, either.
Like an elephant on a burrito-rolled rug?
It’s a lofty dream so I applaud him for his imagination. That X-Files episode was one of the best. Mrs. Peacock or Peabody or whatever that character’s name was had a similar dream as our friend, Shawn.
if Sparky speaks German he could talk to Fritzel for tips and hints?
For shizzle.
Things I learned while writing this post: that episode of X-Files was one of only two episodes to have a “Mature Viewers Only” warning at the beginning. Also, it is the only episode that was not in regular rotation in syndication.
Thanks for the ‘translation’ of milf – Ghostie and Funky. It doesn’t seem to have crossed the Atlantic this way!
I bet it’s because y’all are so cultured and refined.
Ghostie – only above ground! Get us into cellars and things go to Hell in a handcart.
It’s bad that I know what it means. Grannie Monkey would be very ashamed of me.
If my mother asks me what it means I plan lying like a rug and telling her I’ve never heard it before. I learned my lesson with “fluffer”.
Tig, it must just be that you have a nice mind. I knew what it meant.
Craster? Is that you?
“You should try everything once, except incest and Morris dancing.”
Attributed to various people, including Thomas Beecham, W C Fields, George Bernard Shaw, and Oscar Wilde.
ratwoman – thanks for the nice mind thought
Adding to ‘your’ list of try anything once apart from I’d include Karoke, and Long Island Iced Tea, and white water rafting, and trailing your hand in aligator-infested rivers in Costa Rica, and dancing whilst drunk with Italian policemen, and ……
Um…wow. I mean, building your own army to take over the world is a nice dream and all that, but breeding one? Unless you’re trying to build an army of rodents it’s going to take a bit longer than Sparky here seems to think it will.
citywolf – really? would it?
I mean once you’ve started and maybe got a couple of sisters in the army and they have triplets each …. why the F am I trying to do the math?
Well, your army would almost have to be made up of third generation Sparkies, so unless there were at least four girls born to every boy there wouldn’t be enough of a breeding stock…yeah, why am I wasting brain power with this? Bad Sparky, no internet for you!
It took me able to figure out why this sounded familiar. It’s from Martin’s brother, Bubba Luther King’s less famous “I Have A Disgusting Incest Dream” speech.
It’s why we don’t celebrate BLK day.
EWW.
This is one post I sincerely wish I hadn’t read. What a way to start off my vacation
…and Sparky is his own grandpa. Of course, at the rate he’s going, he’ll end up being his own father.
LiLo, why are you hanging so far up the wall, cowering in fear? 8) Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Tennessee!
‘Cause that hurts!
I might need a Stitch or two. 🙂