YSaC, Vol. 1288: My blood runs tepid.

2012 July 4

Happy fourth of July everyone! Let’s celebrate what made America great. Like strippers! Just… not strippers who are particularly good at it.

use your inhibition to pay your bills

use you inhibition to pay your college tuition ,etc. dancers needed, along with women to work in call and out call to entertain and escourt men on dates and trips. jobs availabe in las vegas , los angeles and the mid south

Use your inhibition to pay your college tuition? Is there really a lot of demand for inhibited strippers and call girls? “Er, hello, yes, I’d like someone to come and strip, but only under the burqa, please.” Also, I’ve heard of the midwest, but I have no idea where the “mid south” is.

Thanks for the link, Stefan!

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  1. 2012 July 4

    Only when I’m dancing can I feel this free.
    At night I lock the doors where you won’t get to see.
    Imagine what it’s like and get your thrills.
    Mail me the money so I’ll pay my bills.

    Adores: 5
  2. 2012 July 4

    :flashes a little ankle:

    That’ll be twenty bucks, Sparky.

    Adores: 9
  3. 2012 July 4
    wanda permalink

    “Use my inhibition” or “lose my inhibition”? I’m sure if I used my inhibition there would be a lot of disappointed sailors looking at an overdressed gal shuffling her feet. Though if I lost my inhibitions, I’m sure the disappointment would be fourfold.

    Adores: 10
    • 2012 July 4
      LimeLolly permalink

      “Cover it up, Baby! Yeah!” *wolf whistles*

      Adores: 10
  4. 2012 July 4

    Strippers Inhibition is the opening band for IF’s summer gospel tour starring the Ball Brothers.

    Adores: 5
    • 2012 July 4
      wanda permalink

      I’m desperately trying to come up to come up with the best appropriate song from “Rocky Horror Picture Show”, but it has been too long since I donned the gear and armed myself with toilet paper.

      Adores: 2
  5. 2012 July 4

    The mid south is usually referring to places like Louisiana, east/coastal Texas, etc. Midwestern states below the Mason-Dixon line.

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 July 4
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Yeah, and they put the Middle East way over on another continent. Then there’s Middle Earth, Not sure how to get there.

      Adores: 7
    • 2012 July 4

      I much prefer the Deep South. Deep is better than Mid.

      Adores: 3
    • 2012 July 4
      LimeLolly permalink

      :hands Random [corey] tags:

      Can you build me a punkin’ chucker with them? 8)

      Or maybe a fireworks launcher – considering the day?

      Adores: 2
    • 2012 July 4
      CapnMac permalink

      [corey]”Mid-South” in ‘entertainment’ lingo means the fleshpots of Mobile and NOLA, the rest being “fly over country” of no great consequence (but just part of the long, long, long, long, drive on I-10).

      “Redneck Rivera” not really counted in this, as that area retains (some) Branson-eque “wholesomeness.”

      Texas coast just not having any similar sorts of Mobile-like/sized places. If with plenty of debauchery and non-chastity from Port Arthur to Brownsville. It’s just not seen that way by the “big time” sin city types.

      Adores: 1
  6. 2012 July 4
    tigprincess permalink

    I saw a woman in full burkha in Morocco recently – with high heels and fishnets showing when she walked! Does she count?

    Adores: 4
  7. 2012 July 4
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    If you weren’t taught that inhibition tends to thwart one’s exhibition, you’d best use your intuition and demand a refund on tuition.

    Adores: 6
  8. 2012 July 4
    SilvaNoir permalink

    Is there really that much of a call for women who will take off their hat and scarf (but otherwise will remain fully dressed), blush furiously, mutter “I don’t think I can do this” and then run out the door?

    Darn, wish I knew that a few years ago. Apparently, I could have saved a lot of money on college tuition!

    Adores: 5
  9. 2012 July 4
    Bianchi Sound permalink

    There are tons of inhibitionists in the world. It’s just that no one knows about them.

    Adores: 4
  10. 2012 July 4
    Ralph permalink

    As I understand it, the mid south is inhibited by midwesterners exhibiting seasonal migraines.

    Adores: 2
  11. 2012 July 5

    Camile, Funky, Bombdude, and the Honorable TacoMagic, your day of Independence is over. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Tiny Dancer!

    Adores: 0

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