YSaC, Vol. 1310: Bloop Bloop be doop

2012 August 3

marlin monroe – $30


i have a marlin monroe coin with a colored picture of her on it with her braw and shirt off showing boobs it is in a plastic case never been touched im asking 30 for it i paid 40 for it if you want any pics text or calll me i will send you pics ##########

Thanks, Jes!

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  1. 2012 August 3
    CapnMac permalink

    Pix? I wanna see pix!
    Yeah, a nice picher of peace an’ prosperity.
    Maybees sum pix of bein’ rich.
    Hey, U gotz pics u sister nekkid?
    Wann sum?

    Adores: 4
  2. 2012 August 3
    CapnMac permalink

    The online Gaelic translator I tried did not offer much help when I tried to get “Marlin gae brách” translated. AdSense then offered up links to St Marten’s Republican Army fund raising sites, though. That, and bird liberation groups.

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  3. 2012 August 3
    CapnMac permalink

    Why a billfish would associate with frigate-birds is beyond me.

    Spark’ also has failed his Specificity dice-roll, too. Which Marylin is important–Black, Striped, or Blue. As would be the specifc kind of booby (the blue-footed ones are eye-catching).

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  4. 2012 August 3
    Ralph permalink

    So it’s a Norma Jean no more braw scene?

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  5. 2012 August 3
    Rebecca permalink

    Fish heads
    Fish heads
    Marilyn Monroe fish heads
    Braw-less fish heads
    If you buy — dumb!

    P.S. I think my avatar is working now

    Adores: 8
  6. 2012 August 3

    Marlin Monroe and Marlin Brando are the fish platters at a chain of celebrity-themed eateries in strip malls.

    Adores: 11
  7. 2012 August 3

    Could be worse, it could be Marlin Manson.

    Adores: 8
    • 2012 August 3
      Lola permalink

      Devilfish, right? Or one of those shocking electric eels?

      Adores: 1
  8. 2012 August 3

    Upon failing to find his son, Nemo, Marlin the clown fish realized something he’d always known deep down – that he was meant to become a woman.

    Adores: 9
  9. 2012 August 3
    funky "moo" monkey permalink

    Ah yes, I remember that movie! “Some Like It Hot: A Tuna Wasabi, Please”.

    PS: I know, I know, that’s a scene from “The Seven Year Itch”. The best I could do there was “The Seven Year Fish” which made me go erp! here at eight in the morning.

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 August 3
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Some Like It Wet.

      Adores: 5
      • 2012 August 3
        funky "moo" monkey permalink

        And Some Like It –

        IN THE CORNER, LITTLE BUDDY!

        Adores: 4
        • 2012 August 3
          Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

          Some Like It…
          …not1

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        • 2012 August 3
          One Moving Violation permalink

          Awww.

          *casts eyes toward Louisiana.*
          *nibble, nibble, STRIKE!*
          *reals in catch*

          Oooh, Miss Monroe! You look rather fishy tonight.

          Adores: 0
  10. 2012 August 3
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Goodbye Abnormal Gene
    Though I never new you at all
    You had the wave to sea yourself
    while those who flounder stall.
    They swam out of the seaweed
    Like a tuna without fame.
    They sent you on a voyage
    And they made you change your name

    And it seems to me you lived your life
    like a mutant in the sea.
    Never knowing where to swim to
    When you had to pee.
    And I would have liked to have known you
    But I was just a squid
    You gave your tail out long before
    For only 40 quid.

    Adores: 12
  11. 2012 August 3

    A cat, a dog, and Grampdaddy were put in a box. There they found a zombie Marlin Monroe.

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 August 3

      WOO-HOO! A box full of fellas and little ol’ me! It’s gonna be a good Friday.

      :wears tarted-up skull as a hat:

      Adores: 2
  12. 2012 August 3
    One Moving Violation permalink

    Gonna have a wet dream
    cruising through the gulf stream.
    ooooooh, oooooh, ooooh, ooooh,
    Wet dream….

    Adores: 6
    • 2012 August 3
      Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

      Not tonight, I got a haddock.

      Adores: 7
      • 2012 August 3
        funky "moo" monkey permalink

        Halibut a little cuddling then?

        Adores: 3
        • 2012 August 3

          Shore thing, but no pinching. It makes me crabby.

          Adores: 3
    • 2012 August 3
      Dan permalink

      She drank like a… she drank a lot.

      Adores: 6
      • 2012 August 3
        Irregular Fractal permalink

        Holy shnikies, Dan wins the obscure reference of the day award.

        Adores: 0
        • 2012 August 3
          Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

          [censored], I get no respect.

          Adores: 1
        • 2012 August 3
          LimeLolly permalink

          I’ll respect ya, NAL. Especially in the morning.. 🙂

          Adores: 1
  13. 2012 August 3
    LimeLolly permalink

    Reincarnation did not work …. she said she wanted to be a mermaid !!

    Or a Tuna named Kevin… I wasn’t really listening.

    Adores: 5
  14. 2012 August 3
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    This one small modification might have made Smash actually entertaining.

    Adores: 1
  15. 2012 August 3
    CapnMac permalink

    A coin, you say?
    Just what sort of coin?
    Penny, farthing, ha’crown, Ha’pence, yen, yuan, rhial?
    Perhaps a Sou? More likely a ’40s Republic of China Li (which have a handy hole through the middle, the better to collect upon a string or cord).

    In any event, the engraving on this “untouched” coin is fine enough to depict a topless entity (who could either be a dead starlet or a game-fish)?

    Adores: 0
  16. 2012 August 3
    CapnMac permalink

    Used a “tween” spellcheck to scan the ad, which returned:

    Yada yada yada der der narfgle galop-
    boobs BuubZ BOOBIES nekkid naked gurl bouybies
    [the rest being gibbersih]

    Adores: 1
  17. 2012 August 3
    CapnMac permalink

    [coin corey]
    Ok, had some time to kill (since I do not get to leave early today).
    Checked online, MM is depicted in the “Playboy Cover Pose” on a commemorative coin–which is available for m US$7 to $17 on eBay.

    There is an actual MM coin out there, she is depicted–clothed–on one side of a Tuvalu Dollar coin (obverse has QEII).

    Spark’ fails numismatics as well as speeling.
    [/corey]

    Adores: 0
  18. 2012 August 3
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Dan, that picture is really misleading. There aren’t any boobies.

    Fixed.

    Adores: 20
    • 2012 August 3
      Lola permalink

      Laughing until I cry. Thank you, IF.

      Adores: 2
    • 2012 August 3
      funky "moo" monkey permalink

      *squints eyes*

      The one on the left looks like Windy!

      Adores: 2
      • 2012 August 3

        Her feet look cold, she should put on a pair of socks.

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      • 2012 August 3
        Windrose permalink

        EEEEK!! *pulls down window shade*

        Adores: 2
    • 2012 August 3

      IF, couldn’t you have found any perkier boobies? These seem rather stern. Maybe it’s the blue feet.

      Adores: 2
      • 2012 August 3
        Irregular Fractal permalink

        Don’t you know about the real reason Joe Dimaggio’s career ended in 1952? Severed tendons is his left wrist from a bite wound. Rumor has it that Marilyn’s boobies did tend to get aggressive when provoked.

        Adores: 3
  19. 2012 August 3
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Are we sure it’s not Tuna Curtis in drag?

    Adores: 5
  20. 2012 August 3
    Ralph permalink

    Does this coin come with a warning from the Sturgeon General? Some of them use poisonous metals like cadmium, and I don’t want anything that makes me feel eel.

    Adores: 2
  21. 2012 August 4

    Ghostie, Grampdaddy, Smedley. Please continue to snark so that the rest of us can be entertained! Punchity Punch Punch! (I took it easy on you this time, Ghostie!)

    Good Morning, Louisiana!

    Adores: 0

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