YSaC, Vol. 1331: Kongs of Leon

2012 September 3

-fase agresibe leon –


this fese is in concret original pease only 20 pises peinting in charos 18” x18” 3/8 house for conection water elegant and sovervia pease for more information call to ###-###-####

We haven’t had a poll for a while – let’s do this!

Here are your options:

A.

B.

C.

D.

Which Leon do you think is most fase agresibe?

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Thanks for the link, Ross!

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  1. 2012 September 3
    wanda permalink

    Peinting in charos? Huchi cuchi!

    Adores: 8
  2. 2012 September 3
    tigprincess permalink

    I ees am Not.A.Lion end varrie confuzd weeth fase agresibe leon. Also 20 pises ees hurd even tho Ive got a week bledda. Ken I peese pay in bees?

    Adores: 9
    • 2012 September 3
      wanda permalink

      No. 20 Pises! No Leebras, no Giminees, no Leeos! Only Pises!

      Adores: 5
      • 2012 September 3

        And they swam and they swam all over the damned!

        Adores: 4
        • 2012 September 3
          Brer Fox permalink

          Yay! I have that song in my cassette player right now. Kay Kyser with Sully, Ginny, Ish Kabibble and Boopee doopee doo (Harry) Babbitt. My niece thinks I’m a total goob for singing along with it. Here’s an antique door from 1939.

          Adores: 3
        • 2012 September 3
          Brer Fox permalink

          Sshh, Here.

          *slips Windy an extra door*

          Don’t tell anybody. Here, have a piece of candy.

          Adores: 2
  3. 2012 September 3
    LonePaladin permalink

    So, presented with A, B, C, and D, we’re asked to pick between 1, 2, 3, and 4?

    Adores: 4
    • 2012 September 3
      DigitalAxis permalink

      I picked the blue Leon.

      Adores: 0
  4. 2012 September 3

    Which Leon would be happiest in a 3/8 house, even if the 3/8 house is elegant and sovervia?

    Adores: 5
    • 2012 September 3
      wanda permalink

      Houses are so expensive in Souveria though. You get hosed by every real estate agent. (Wait, the “conection water” meant for a hose, right?)

      Adores: 4
  5. 2012 September 3

    Pease porridge hot,
    Pease porridge cold,
    Pease porridge in a lions head frozen in carbonite.

    Unless I missed something in translation.

    Adores: 7
    • 2012 September 3
      wanda permalink

      Yay! I will go get my gold bikini and save Han Aslan!

      Adores: 8
  6. 2012 September 3
    Ralph permalink

    I don’t understand; Charos was an angle of the dead who helped Hades by transporting soles with his boot. There’s no leon in the story, with or without pease in a tiny house in sovervia. Was that earlier, when the concret was still in a liquid phase?

    Adores: 5
    • 2012 September 3
      wanda permalink

      I thought that was Charon, but my Greek mythology is limited to what I read to my little ones a ways back. Now I have “Don’t Pay the Ferryman” stuck in my brain.

      Adores: 1
      • 2012 September 3

        Noooo… evil monobrowed earworm… make it go away!

        Adores: 2
        • 2012 September 3
          wanda permalink

          If only I could, dear. If only I could. It’s an earworm that burrows.

          Adores: 1
  7. 2012 September 3
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Not knowing quite where to start with this, I took it to Babelfish (now boringly renamed Bing Translator) and ran it through Finnish to Hindi to Portuguese to Haitian Creole to Czech to Vietnamese to Dutch to English, in hopes of unlocking the secret message.

    “The first eruption phase agresibe 18 ” x 18 ” International August 3-the elegant peinting concret charos Leon only 20 more connections. Asher sovervia provinces/###/###-####”

    So it looks like we missed the first eruption.

    Adores: 4
  8. 2012 September 3
    Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

    My uncle, Not-a-[censored] Leone was given concret for his fetes. I wonder what ever happened to him.

    Adores: 3
  9. 2012 September 3
    LimeLolly permalink

    I asked my 1 year old niece “Which Leon?”… and she pointed to the chiwawa cute little dog. Of course, she needs a nap and may not have understood the question, but she was so intently concentrating that I was positive she understood.

    Adores: 4
  10. 2012 September 3
    Lizzi permalink

    What the hell? Just-I don’t even know what to say about this ad. I’m still floored by the fact that Sparkies are writing up ads that are COMPLETELY underlined in red and they think, what? Craigs List liked their ad so much it’s been deemed “special”? Well Sparky, it’s special alright. So special you earned yourself a ticket to ride the short bus! Hooray for you! No, the leon stays home. No leons on the bus.

    Adores: 2
    • 2012 September 3
      wanda permalink

      I think it is funny that the longest word (information) is spelled correctly.

      Adores: 3
      • 2012 September 3
        Lizzi permalink

        Omg! I didn’t notice that! Ha ha, good job Sparky! As a reward you can bring the leon, but just once. It might startle the other Sparkies.

        Adores: 1
  11. 2012 September 3
    CapnMac permalink

    Sorry, would have commented earlier, but was on a Cycling tour of North Cornwall only to be delayed by peril-sensing vegetables and a Cloda Rodgers as Leon Trotsky Impersonation Contest and riots erupted during the Proust readings over the fundamental nature of the proletariat in popular Iberian music genre.

    Adores: 4
  12. 2012 September 3
    Rabbit Roulette permalink

    After staring at this garbled mess off and on all day I finally figured out more or less what Sparky is trying to sell. It is a lion shaped wall mount water fountain. I still haven’t puzzled out “sovervia” or “charos” though. I think he could have picked a better camera angle, honestly. And maybe asked a friend with a better grasp of the language to actually write the ad. Oh, and I think it says he has 20 of these.

    Adores: 1
    • 2012 September 3
      Not-a-[censored] Lion permalink

      Just so you know, sovervia = Soberbia and “20 pises peinting in charos” = 20 pieces painted in colors.
      Huh, nobody speaks pidgin leon anymore.

      Adores: 3
      • 2012 September 3
        Rabbit Roulette permalink

        Sparky may be from Soberbia, but he is far from sober.

        Adores: 3
  13. 2012 September 4

    OMV, you can ignore the no-parking sign in the box any time! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Happy Tuesday That Feels Like a Monday, Soberbia!

    Adores: 1

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