YSaC, Vol. 1351: Loved Furnace Echo

2012 October 1

FREE COUCH AND LOVE


FREE COUCH AND LOVE WISH I HAD VERY COMFORTABLE

Free Couch and Love! Couch and Love are innocent men!

No, huh?

Free couch is, of course, a “gateway” free, which leads to free love later on. That’s how Lennon got started.

*crickets*

Work with me here, people.

If you anagram “Free Couch and Love,” you get “Velour Chafed, Once”.

Right – anagrams are always a good bet. Thanks for the link, Lisa!

18 Responses leave one →
  1. 2012 October 1
    Ralph permalink

    “FREAK OUCH AND LOVE WISH.”

    There, I fixed it.

    Adores: 3
  2. 2012 October 1
    CapnMac permalink

    “Wish I had”? Is this an offer or a request?

    Wait, is this CL-doublespeak, and was meant for Missed Connections?

    [Hides after considering furby offshoot that is furniture-based as far too Pythonesque for this early in the morning, especially before the coffee slices have quite set yet . . . ]

    Adores: 5
  3. 2012 October 1

    Free Couch and Love is the name of my hipster dive bar.

    Adores: 6
    • 2012 October 1

      That’s where IF’s Velvet Underground tribute band Chafed Velour plays on Saturdays.

      Adores: 13
  4. 2012 October 1
    kelli permalink

    I wish I had very comfortable too. I only had slightly damp.

    Adores: 5
  5. 2012 October 1
    DigitalAxis permalink

    Free couch and love? It don’t work like that. You gotta ROMANCE first. At least buy the couch dinner.

    Adores: 6
    • 2012 October 1
      Lizzi permalink

      It’s clearly an easy couch

      Adores: 1
      • 2012 October 1
        funky "ass-noodles" monkey permalink

        A perfect companion to the easy chair.

        Adores: 4
  6. 2012 October 1

    This is a slippery slope, people! Free porn yesterday, free love today! Tomorrow we’ll see free drugs and lots of little reclining chairs roaming the streets! Won’t somebody think of the ottermans?

    Adores: 12
    • 2012 October 1
      funky "ass-noodles" monkey permalink

      No, don’t y’all get it? It’s a plea to free all the oppressed couches of the world! And then love! It’s so simple and pure and beautiful!

      Why, I freed Hubby Monkey’s old couch when I moved in with him. It was screaming to be released into the wild. Sometimes we hear it singing in the woods behind the house. And sometimes we get a whiff of that old smell – beer and smoke and old pizza farts. Ah, memories.

      Adores: 3
    • 2012 October 1
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      See, the key is to start with the hard stuff. Give out the free heroin first, which leads to free pot, which leads to free hugs. Which I think leads to Albuquerque, if you don’t miss that turn.

      Adores: 5
  7. 2012 October 1
    David permalink

    Glad I could find this free love.
    Love is getting so expensive these days 🙁

    Adores: 3
    • 2012 October 1
      funky "ass-noodles" monkey permalink

      *hands David a coupon for 20% off next visit with purchase, not to be used with other discounts/offers, void where prohibited, many will enter but few will win, see your local store for details*

      Adores: 1
  8. 2012 October 1

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww freak couch!

    Le freak! Se chic!

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww freak couch!

    Been singin’ it wrong all these years. Whodathunkit?

    Adores: 12
  9. 2012 October 1
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    When I was young
    I never needed anyone
    And makin’ ads was just for fun
    Those days are gone

    (big buildup)

    Free couch and love
    I wish I had
    Free couch and love
    Anymore
    Free couch and love
    So comfortable
    Free couch and love
    Anymore…..

    Adores: 3
  10. 2012 October 1
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    Worst Bed & Breakfast listing ever.

    Adores: 5
  11. 2012 October 1
    LimeLolly permalink

    Casting directors are getting desperate…

    Adores: 4
  12. 2012 October 2

    It is good to be Lou Stool, it is good to be Dave,
    It is good to be a ferret in the tribe that is brave!
    It is good to be a snarker, in the lounge that we love
    But when you’re in the box, you must face the wicked glove!

    Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Free Lovers, wherever you are!

    Adores: 1

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