YSaC, Vol. 1359: Wall of Voodoo
voodoo specialist from haiti
Hello to people that want to be Great,
Note:This Spell casting do not have any effect on any one,But just to get your problem solve ok.Get your problem solve in shiek ali oracle temple / shrine …You can get the
bellow problems solve here.1. Get your scam money back
2. Bring back lost lover, even if lost for a long time
3. Remove bad spells from homes, business & customer attraction etc.
4. Get promotion you have desired for a long time at work or in your career.
5. Read all your problems before
you even mention them to him
6. Remove the black spot that keeps on taking your money away
7. Find out why you are not progressing in life and the solution
8. Eliminate in family fights
9. Ensure excellent school grades even for children with
mental disabilities
10. Stop your marriage or relationship from breaking apart
11. I destroy and can send back the Nikolos if requested
12. We heal barrenness in women and disturbing menstruation
13. Get you marriage to the lover of your choice
14. Guarantee you win the troubling court cases & divorce no matter how what stage
15. Ensure success in work and business
16. Mental illness & bewitched
17. Can?t sleep at night or walking at night
18. Recover stolen property and whereabouts of people that hurt you.
19. Bring supernatural luck into
20. Extreme protection for those doing dangerous jobs like security guards, Bank
READ UP CAREFULLY AND GET YOUR PROBLEM SOLVE
Do you want to be great? Of course, we all do! Get your problem solved ok here.
Do you have disturbing menstruation? Do you need the Nikolos destroyed and sent back? Has a black spot been taking all of your money? Allow me to cast a spell that will have no effect on anyone but will solve your problem.
I wonder if people send Sparky money to have no effect on anyone, and then send Sparky more money to get their scam money back. Then, when that fails, if people sue Sparky and send still more money to guarantee that they win their troubling court case.
Thanks, Jodi!
Yeah, I’d like the #19 combo, with fries.
#’s 16 and 17, please, supersized.
Since I want to be Great, I think I’ll go to a voodoo oracle temple/shrine named after one of several Islamic clerics. I’d ask for a spell to help whatever ails Sparky here, since I’m such a giving person, but if the spells don’t have any effect on anyone, what’s the use?
This is not fair, not fair at all.
Or, perhaps it’s fortuitous.
After all, any one of these bullet points alone would make for an entire day’s Redoux.
Out, Out! D’mn’t Spot!
‘T’were a foul deed dun dirt cheep,
And fowl-ly done at that;
Bubble, bubble, toil and babble, babble on
Twist-ed ‘bot, forlorn’t lost lubber
Needing scam money to recover-ed
To clean carpets anon after elimination
During family fights.
O Fancy, O Flight
Wherefore art thou, O East
That needs so to Dawn upon
Sparkii so bewilder-ed
Silly witch
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore!
That was my first thought Capn, I don’t want to be filling my drawers during a family fight.
No thanks, we’re full up.
21. Get your freak on. Get your freak on. Get your freak on. Get your freak on…
Apparently voodoo can get rid of bad spells, but can’t do anything about bad grammars.
The zing!
Perhaps Grammar is a Witchy Woman . . . ?
And, Spark’ iffin your granny’s got the fire in her eyes, y’know, the shinin’ and all; y’ probably ought to caller the “A” witch, not a “B” witch . . .
Prestidigitation
Universal
Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: 10 ft.
Target, Effect, or Area: See text
Duration: 1 hour
Saving Throw: See text
Spell Resistance: No
Prestidigitations are minor tricks that novice spellcasters use for practice. Once cast, a prestidigitation spell enables you to perform simple magical effects for 1 hour. The effects are minor and have severe limitations. A prestidigitation can slowly lift 1 pound of material. It can color, clean, or soil items in a 1-foot cube each round. It can chill, warm, or flavor 1 pound of nonliving material. It cannot deal damage or affect the concentration of spellcasters. Prestidigitation can create small objects, but they look crude and artificial. The materials created by a prestidigitation spell are extremely fragile, and they cannot be used as tools, weapons, or spell components. Finally, a prestidigitation lacks the power to duplicate any other spell effects. Any actual change to an object (beyond just moving, cleaning, or soiling it) persists only 1 hour.
So, wait, how many D20S to roll versus skid marks?
According to The Google, The Nikolos is a music producer.
Durn kids and their crazy caterwauling…
Huh, that didn’t work.
TOTALLY OT: Friends, I think our beloved CJ has developed a bawx addiction, and we should think of an intervention scheme. I think Sven should be involved.
Well, don’t invite her family over. They might fight and we don’t want anybody eliminating in the bawx.
I do NOT have a problem! I do NOT have a problem!
Oh gawd, I have a problem!
Where’s Lola with the flask?
Step one of bawx addiction is admitting that you have a problem. I’m not sure what step two is since I’ve never gotten that far, but I think it involves cookies.
So..where’s Lola with the flask…and..and…cookies?
Fat lot of good this Sparky’s going to do us now. All those problems are above problems now.
There’s nothing in the ad about fixing above problems.
Edit: Sparky will fix it so we won’t be yelled at without all CAPS.
Perhaps that’s a reference to him blowing a bunch of hot air.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
That can be fixed with a bow and arrow, a knife, a pot of boiling water, shallots, and herbs.
I mentioned voo-doo yesterday, now we have voo-doo ad.
Something, something, something timing.
Something, something, something rhyming.
Something, something, something funny.
Send OMV bunches of money.
Something, something, some more rhyming.
*sits back, waits for cash to come in*
Hey, OMV, I sent you a thousand bucks. You might want to watch out for their antlers.
That’s all I need, a bunch of horny even toed ungulates.
These bucks would be easier to transport.
Yes, yes, I get it…but, can you juggle?
The Humane Society picked up black Spot, but siamese Dusty is still stealing my underwear.
I can read all your problems before you can even mention them to me. In order to do so, I will need the following:
A pinecone
A lock of your hair
Your full name and birthdate
The urine of three frogs
Your Social Security number
A triple-thick chocolate milkshake.
Thank you for procuring the items I requested. Now I will read your problems.
You are quite gullible and have very recently lost a large sum of money.
And you now have warts and an ice-cream headache.
Hey, this is easy!
Dang, get back here, Frog Three! You have to pee in the cup!
Three individual frogs, or frogs of three different species? It might affect the results, after all.
Yes.
CJ, CJ She’s the champ!
If she can’t snark it, no one can!
Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Doctor Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang!