YSaC, Vol. 1361: ICU at the ICU
[Hospital] Main ICU – m4w
Hey, this is for S. Who I met at the [name] Hospital ICU on Sunday nite. We was talking in the louge, my wife (who I told you I don’t get along w/ but we stay 2tgether for the new baby) is there after her car acident. You were there for ur grampa who something. You might remembar that my name begins with D. And I was tall & you liked my tatts on my forarm. I made you laugh, and you will probably remember that I told U that you was Fly. I really liked talking to you, but that dam nurse kept interrupting and finally I couldn’t come back because of the feedings tubes problam. When I came back I was like “Dam” bcause U were gone and all. So I am hoping U will see this here. Good news: my wife won’t last to much longer, wich means I can b a free man soon, wich means I would like to take you out for a nite on the town if U see this. So get at me because I got what U need and I will treat you right . Not like all those wankstas U was talking about. Really doe.
PS – U like Red Lobster?
Because what better place to meet your next future ex-wife than in the emergency room lounge after your current future ex-wife has “mysteriously” gotten into a car accident? Except for when the nurse comes out to get you and is all, “The doctor wants to talk to you about putting your wife on life support,” and you’re like “Oh, MAN, can it wait? I’m busy being tall for this chick.”