!!!!!!!Refringerator!!!!!!!!!! – $50
very nice call xxx-xxx-xxxx ask for cory
I am SO glad this popped up on Craigslist! I’ve been looking for a refringer for a long time now. I have so many things that desperately need refringing. I’ve been trying to do it by hand, but it’s so hard to get the weasel to sit still and wear the little hat for that long.
Thanks, SD!
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Ah, the heady days of the ’60s & ’70s, when everything was fringed. Normally, all one needs is the channel TVLand, and there will be Sonny & Cher, Captain & Tennile, and so on.
The magic, glowy boxes to do that, are all encompassing–so, that is not the function here, perhaps.
If you consider the photo, it’s in some sort of basement or dark place. The apparatus depicted has no visible flight controls nor viewscreens. It does not see to be either iOS or ‘Droid compatible.
If we extend this a bit further, then this is a very serious equipment, indeed. It is the polygonal accelerator responsible for the resurgence of the series Fringe.
Truly, Sparky knows not what dicing with the Fate Of The universe s/he is about (generally true of sparkii). And for a mere $50 (another sparkii trait). Could this be the lair of the Tri-Lateral commision? Is the cromogulator of ChemTrails just around the corner (three for $200 or $60 each, but U hav 2 pick up)?
[drinks coffee]
Oh, spark’ is an idiot.
[moves along, as there is nothing to see here]
I haven’t yet had enough coffee to compute the upper 3/4ths, Capn, but doors for the last comment. That will be my earworm all day, spoken in Mr. Eyebrows’ Irish cop brogue. 😀 Thanks!
Ah, weel ten [clears throat]
” ‘Allo, ‘allo, ‘allow–Wot’s All Dis Ten?”
“You’re Nicked, you are!”
“..[W]ell, I was going to call the police, until I noticed the lad with the thermonuclear launcher was the Deputy Chief Constable…”
These smaller ones are often beyond the fringe of usefulness with insufficient freezer sections — many are cold, but few are frozen.
Why is that pole there? Is the refringer working her way through HVAC school?
Just wait until the pole dance is over and the doors open. Hubba hubba!
Ice cream!
(Is it my imagination, or is that one stout little appliance?)
Stout from the ice cream perhaps?
The pole is there to show that this is a parallel appliance. If you are small enough to fit through the door, you can enter the fringe and retrieve all of your lost socks. I can’t fit through mine anymore. The twisting I have to do to get my shoulders through really hurts my back. I’ve been thinking of selling mine too. Mine is brown.
Your back is brown?
Ummm.
Where else would you put your fringe to dry?
As a newbie here, I hate to be the one to correct my elders and betters, but I think you are misreading this ad. It’s not a REfringer. It’s a REFringer. Since the end of the NFL referee strike Sparky is no longer in need of it so he’s letting it go for cheap.
I’m not elder…ahem. Wait, we don’t post ages anywhere, right?
I meant elders in terms of more experienced posters on this blog lol. I doubt most of you are elder than I am in years lived.
:hands makewecasa a cane:
You can come sit on the porch by me any day.
….yeah, ghostie likes porch company. Just be sure and bring fried chicken and Jack Daniels as an offering to the gods.
Well, Mr Windrose is Cthulhu, so he probably counts as an Elder . . .
Nor do we post Áegis.
Is that a euphemism?
Isn’t everything?
Not at all, wanda. You know those Southerners like to put it all out on the front porch.
Sparky doesn’t mention it, but this particular “refringerator” also doubles as a pole dancer.
It’s left over from a performance festival called Fringe Festival II: Refringe.
Dammit! I could really have used this thing when I was crocheting my ugly hat. I could never get the fringe right on it, I kept having to frog it out and refringe by hand, and that never seems to work quite right.
I guess the opening in front is where the roll of fringe goes in, and then the fringed garment comes out the back? I was never good at applied appliances.
In other news, the Llamanun (MBBUH) drives a Fiat!
Would that fiat be aegis or diktat?
[cory]very nice call xxx-xxx-xxxx ask for [/cory]
Hell no. I am not calling anyone named “Cory” or any variation of “Cory” regarding Craigslist postings. I’ll be on the phone with him forever enduring his indignant rage. My cowgirl skirt doesn’t need refringing that badly.
[mentally pictures Lyle in cowgirl attire; falls over <with big stupid smile>]
The last !!!!!!!Refringement!!!!!!!!!! I went through was horrible. Bound in brackets, being trotted out in front of all those people, with my punctuation exposed. I felt so dirty. I spent weeks trying to lick myself clean.
Oh, comma on!
A refringerator, hurrah! It will go with my ofan, girll and wishing marine.
Right next to the otterman and French prudential armwar, right?
And the winter bagel.
Next season on Breaking Bad: Walt and Jesse discover a plot by the Mexican syndicate to create a device that will reanimate Gus Fring. Mayhem ensues.
That fridge is so cool, it’s on the fringe!
So I said to myself, I said, “Self, Punchity Punch Punch!”
Good Morning, Mark Knopfler!