YSaC, Vol. 1371: The time to hesitate is.. well, now.
First off, I didn’t even know Craigslist HAD a section for “Activity Partners.” But it does. And this was posted in it:
lets light up fire
pleae e-mail with steel……
i love to watch movies online, kick my brother’s butts in video games.( To be able to kick their butts is me being extremely optimistic any particular one day I actually might.) and geek it with reading books whenever we have the time.
I’m sorry – are you actually looking for a playmate to come commit arson with you? Are you looking for steel because you just happen to have a big piece of flint lying around and need someone, chocolate-in-my-peanut-butter fashion, to compliment your pyromaniacal urges? Truly, the mind boggles.