YSaC, Vol. 1372: Y? Because you’re born that way.
2012 October 30
MICKEY MOUSE JACKET – $10
DISNEY STORE BRAND
MICKEY MOUSE JACKET *NEW*ASKING $10
SMOKE FREE HOME
Mickey: Um, Walt? Do you have a second?
Walt: Yes, Mickey?
Mickey: I need to tell you something.
Walt: *sighs* No, Mickey, I’m not covering your gambling losses again.
Mickey: Walt, I told you I’ll pay you back. Anyway, that’s not it. This is … personal.
Walt: Oh? Oh, no. You didn’t … I know you and Daisy were … oh dear, the tabloids are going to have a field day.
Mickey: No! No, that’s not it at all. Walt, recently I’ve been feeling a little bit … out of place in my body.
Walt: Is it the big hands? We can get those reduced. We’ll do it slowly so that nobody notices. I know a good cartoon surgeon.
Mickey: Actually, I’ve been thinking I might be a lot happier if I was … a girl mouse.
Walt: Is THAT all? Oh, thank heavens. Here, Mickey — have a bow and some Mary Janes. Now go frolic.
Thanks, OMV! (Also, this was posted in “Arts and Crafts”. That’s right, this is the finest handcrafted jacket China can make.)
Wow. First Pluto discovers he isn’t really a planet, and now this.
And I hear Goofy’s been quietly seeing a therapist for clinical depression.
Not surprising considering his wife died shortly after giving birth to their son Max.
And I know Donald has been seeing someone about his obsessive complusive disorder.
Clara Cluck is a recluse, living in an old mansion with just the one servant, dreaming of the past when she was a star. It’s really sad.
You know, this doesn’t seem like such a big problem to me. More like a Minnie-problem.
It is possible that Mickey has been sneaking into Minnie’s drawers so he can try on Minnie’s drawers.
When the girl mouse is away, the boy mouse will play.
Naturally, Sparky is confused. Usually the only way you can tell the sex of a mouse is by lifting it’s tail and peeking underneath… which in this case, would get you a visit by Chris Hanson and company. o.O
So many questions – why do we only see the back of the jacket? What size child / adult would fit it? Is this part of the GLBT plan to conquer the world? first The Mouse then The White House?
(Corey)
*GLBTQ
It’s Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender, and Questioning. The questioning covers those who don’t necessarily fit into the other four but do not consider themselves to be hetero-normative.
(/Corey)
Where does the Gayroller 2000 fit into that?
Well the Q must be new, I distinctly remember GLBT stickers around my high school in the late 90’s. Since there was no explanation of what it stood for, I assumed it was Garlic Lettuce Bacon and Tomato sandwiches and wondered why so many wanted to support them. But to each their own. Eat your lunch however you wish.
And part of the (Corey) that I forgot to include; a large percentage (estimated to be around 75-80) of transvestites identify as heterosexual.
Wow! Q hasn’t got to Europe yet. We’ve just had 4 days of a GLBT festival here …. an eye-opener for us convent-educated* folks.
* this may or may not be true*
Probably because I suck at e-mail Tig, There was another photo of the front. I thought I attached it. My fail.
There was, and you did. I just didn’t include it because I thought it didn’t provide any needed information. Maybe I was wrong.
Hilarity and jocularity have ensued despite (even, possibly, due to) the lack.
Much simpler to just reinforce success than to debate might-have-been better.
Much more important a question lurks unanswered:
Just what band is IF’s Questionable Mouse Drawers a cover band for?
Perhaps a child-appropriate cover of the Skid Marx?
Silly Tig, Everybody knows that “White House” is a misnomer. White would infer purity. It’s really more of “A Lighter Shade of Grey House”.
As long as it’s not a “50 shades of grey” house
…if only my avatar cat had been the type to hunt mice … she did once arrive triumphally into the house carrying here recent kill – an autumn leaf.
Cats get very embarassed if you laugh at them – it makes them want to wash and wash and wash.
As does this advert . . . <sigh>
One of mine marched up to me the other night, making this weird meowing-growing noise, and proudly presented me with his most recent “kill” – a small stuffed flamingo. Of course I had to pet him and tell him he was the best hunter ever so that he wouldn’t go sulk under the armoire.
Ok, Sulk Under the Armwar just has to be IF’s Moody Blues cover band . . .
Secondly, I now want a stuffed ‘mingo as decor . . .
(if not necessarily a feline-delivered one).
Just seen the following: Disney buys Lucasfilm, the company behind Star Wars, from George Lucas for $4.05bn (£2.5bn) and will release a seventh Star Wars film in 2015. Now it all makes sense. Also $10 would be a bargain or a Wookie costume?
Fans of the original trilogy, such as myself, are waiting in horrified fascination to find out exactly what their plans are. It could be good, and it could be really, REALLY bad.
Ridiculously refulgent rodent raiment.
Arrrrr!
Oh, wait, it’s not Talk Like A Pirate Day again? My bad.
Great! Now Jerry Falwell will have to speak out against transgender Mickey like he did Tinky Winky.
Taco, long time, no box! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Mortimer!