YSaC, Vol. 1375: Piesce and quiet

2012 November 2

pcp pipe piesces – $15

variety of new pipe piecies $15 for all

So many responses:

“Why yes – I would like these pieces of pipe that are brand new except for all the dirt and leaves from taking this picture.”


“Why yes, I would like these pieces of pipe that are made from phencyclidine, instead of the usual polyvinyl chloride. I’m sure the novelty value would be excellent!”


“Why yes, I would like these pipes that have been born between late March and early April. Those are the most compatible pipes for me, you know!”

But I think most likely would be:


Thanks for the post, Jodi!

20 Responses leave one →
  1. 2012 November 2
    CapnMac permalink

    Well, there is much that is fishy about this advertisement.

    Annoying things, like all those 2, 3, & 4 inch parts are $3-4 each, so, some plumber’s truck or van is short a few hundred bucks in parts.
    Or that Spark’ cannot even be bothered to sell us the buckets these were in before being boosted from the aforementioned vehicle.

    For a [corey] those are are mostly drain fixtures (the term-of-art being “sanitary fixtures” in the trade). Further, if these were truly “found” items from some discard, then there is a good reason, PVC exposed to full sunlight will become brittle and break down in UV exposure. So, these parts could be unusable.

    But, Spark’ probably was too much under the influence of the Positive Crankcase Valve, too . . .

    Adores: 5
    • 2012 November 2
      LimeLolly permalink

      Somewhere, someone’s sewer is spewing everywhere. Sparky stinks!

      Adores: 2
      • 2012 November 2
        Demon Duck of Doom permalink

        Now now…. before this gets too contentious, let’s all sit down and smoke the piesce pipe.

        Adores: 2
  2. 2012 November 2

    It looks like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man may have had tee many martoonis last night.

    At least he made it to the lawn this time.

    Adores: 11
    • 2012 November 2
      weeping wanda permalink

      C””J, please tell me you teach lessons in funny. Else, could you spare a slice of yours?

      Adores: 1
      • 2012 November 3

        I can sell you some if you want. Just open the cup holder on your computer, pour in some birdseed, and close. Windrose takes all the payments in birdseed only. And for that I get punches in return. It’s a win-win. Alternately, if you don’t have birdseed, just e-mail me a giant wad of hundred dollar bills. Thanksabunch!

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  3. 2012 November 2

    pcp pipe piesces hot
    pcp pipe piesces cold
    pcp pipe piesces on the ground
    two months old

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  4. 2012 November 2

    This guy is like the worst Tetris player ever.

    Adores: 13
  5. 2012 November 2
    camille permalink

    Peter Piper picked a peck of pcp pipe piesces

    Adores: 5
  6. 2012 November 2

    Maybe this is one of those subtle ads, and he’s really looking for controlled substances. Like, I don’t know, plumbers’ crack.

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    • 2012 November 2
      101dachshunds permalink

      25 doors for that Windy

      Adores: 3
  7. 2012 November 2
    Ralph permalink

    Dude, federal law makes it illegal to sell drug paraphernalia:

    “designed for use in ingesting, inhaling, or otherwise introducing marijuana, [1] cocaine, hashish, hashish oil, PCP, methamphetamine, or amphetamines into the human body, such as—
    (1) metal, wooden, acrylic, glass, stone, plastic, or ceramic pipes with or without screens, permanent screens, hashish heads, or punctured metal bowls;
    (2) water pipes….”

    NH state law also makes it illegal to *possess* water pipes, etc., but fortunately the state is broke so the Plumbing Police is seriously undermanned and hasn’t discovered my indoor plumbing. Or Home Depot.

    Besides, I can’t figure out how to assemble these without the Ikea instructions.

    [corey]PCP also means “polymer concrete pipe,” which this isn’t. [/end corey]

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    • 2012 November 2


      :ghostie is dragged into the street:

      I swear, I thought it was for flowers! That guy with the dreadlocks said I could put buds in it!

      Adores: 4
  8. 2012 November 2
    SilvaNoir permalink

    I guess they could be decent materials for a college art project. That’s about it.

    Adores: 0
  9. 2012 November 3

    The Capn and Dave, both erudite and wise.
    Displaying all the snark their fertile minds devise.
    Some say that it’s magic, some say that it’s purely luck.
    We all agree on one thing, their comments do not suck!

    Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Pipe Dreamers!

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  10. 2012 November 3

    I am OMV ‘s niece. he wanted me to let you all know that he had a massive heart attack on Halloween and he will have heart su rgery. which is why he hasn’t been on the last few days.

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