YSaC, Vol. 1379: Wanna hear some happy baby talk

2012 November 8

Events Coordinator


Micrfghgfhgfhce and exhgfhgfht interpersonal skills required. Experiengfhgfhce in selling and managing events pregfhgfhferred.
Location: ##########, FLhgfhgfhghCompensayhjghjgh per hour
Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contacght this job poster.
Plghgfhgfhgfghgfh

Who’s an events coordinator?
plghghfghffghfgfg
You’re an events coordinator!
hgjghshgjhghjgh
Yes you are!
ysdfhfghfhghgfjgh
Oh, yes you are!
pbpbpbpbpbpbp
Now eat your gerberts.

Thanks for the post, Jeanann!

36 Responses leave one →
  1. 2012 November 8
    Ralph permalink

    Great Expectorations.

    Adores: 9
    • 2012 November 8

      I’m especially good at expectorating.

      Adores: 6
      • 2012 November 8
        Tankerbell permalink

        My, what a guy.

        Adores: 2
  2. 2012 November 8
    CapnMac permalink

    And people ask me why I do not use Swype to enter text . . .

    Adores: 5
  3. 2012 November 8
    Rebecca permalink

    –Well, it was a lovely wedding, but I must say, the wall-spaghetti theme was a bit avant garde for me.

    –I know. But I found the crunch of Cheerios on the dance floor made it so festive.

    Adores: 11
  4. 2012 November 8

    When cats post to Craigslist…..

    Adores: 14
  5. 2012 November 8

    Also seeking typist. Cats need not apply.

    Adores: 12
  6. 2012 November 8

    “Maybe he was choking while he typed it.”

    “He wouldn’t bother to type Plghgfhgfhgfghgfh if he was choking, he’s just say it.”

    “Maybe he was dictating?”

    “Shut up!”

    Adores: 16
    • 2012 November 8
      Irregular Fractal permalink

      Imagine if those silly English Knnnnnnn-igghits only had Siri.

      Adores: 4
    • 2012 November 8
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Doors be upon you TM.

      Adores: 1
  7. 2012 November 8

    :emails packet of Kleenex to Sparky:

    Gesundheit.

    Adores: 9
  8. 2012 November 8
    jeanann permalink

    Yay. Thanks for using my submission. :)

    Adores: 6
    • 2012 November 8

      Thanks for submitterating!

      Adores: 8
  9. 2012 November 8
    ArtsyComputerGeek permalink

    What do you suppose being an expert at “Micrfghgfhgfhce and exhgfhgfht” would pay? qiehbsiku87421b.a maybe? obo’s?

    Adores: 0
  10. 2012 November 8
    ArtsyComputerGeek permalink

    I tried asking Crazy Uncle Google about “Micrfghgfhgfhce and exhgfhgfht” and he points me right back here. That’s kind of circular in a cosmic kind of way.

    Help me I’m caught in an internet loop and I can’t get out.

    Adores: 8
    • 2012 November 8

      *Turns off Artsy’s computer*

      You’re welcome. When you reboot, put the bird seed in the usual place.

      Adores: 9
      • 2012 November 8
        ArtsyComputerGeek permalink

        That is so much better. I got the extra fancy seeds for you.

        Adores: 2
  11. 2012 November 8

    “Compensayhjghjgh per hour”

    *finds decoder ring in drawer*

    We pay in various controlled substances.

    Adores: 5
  12. 2012 November 8
    telegramsamo permalink

    Well I never.

    Adores: 3
  13. 2012 November 8

    Question, Dan, was it really necessary to conceal Sparky’s location? I don’t think any of us would find him if it said he was from “Fgfgfggjfhjgffjghfghfhjgfh”. (I think that’s somewhere in Scandinavia.) Or is that one of the few words he actually managed to avoid drenching with his keyboard vomit?

    Adores: 6
    • 2012 November 8
      Kaziganthi permalink

      I thought Fgfgfggjfhjgffjghfghfhjgfh was in Wales… or maybe it was Thailand.

      Adores: 2
    • 2012 November 8
      Dan permalink

      That was, in fact, one of the few coherent words in the post.

      Adores: 4
    • 2012 November 8
      Tankerbell permalink

      “Drenched with keyboard vomit”. TC, you have a way with a visual. If only we could harness that power for good…

      Adores: 6
  14. 2012 November 8
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Alas, poor Gerbert. I knew him well.

    Adores: 5
  15. 2012 November 8
    Tankerbell permalink

    Maybe it was a full moon and the poster was in the process of “changing”, just needed to get this one last post out before leaving work for the night. Maybe the poster is Bruce Banner and as he was typing he got yet another robocall from a political candidate. Don’t judge.

    Adores: 4
  16. 2012 November 8
    SpaceBug permalink

    Is this that new Tourette font I hear tell aboot.

    Alouette, gentille Alouette
    Alouette, typing in Tourette
    Je te micrghcai la tête
    Exhgfht plumerai la tête
    Et la tête
    Et tourette
    Alouette
    And Tourette
    O-o-o-oh
    Alouette, gentille Alouette
    Alouette, typing in Tourette

    Adores: 10
  17. 2012 November 8
    SilvaNoir permalink

    Sparky shouldn’t have eaten so many beans before posting.

    Adores: 6
    • 2012 November 8
      Tankerbell permalink

      Oh Silva, with all the erudite, edumacated postgraduate-level snark around here, I’m sorry to say that your comment is the one that made Diet Coke come out my nose.

      Well played. Well played, indeed.

      Adores: 5
      • 2012 November 8
        SilvaNoir permalink

        You mean fart jokes aren’t classy?

        Adores: 3
  18. 2012 November 8
    One Moving Violation permalink

    This looks like some of my most recent comments, you know, if I didn’t go back and correct it. I’d try to type one letter, and in that attempt, I’d have to delete three or four characters. My last post yesterday took me about 1½ hours to post.

    Adores: 3
    • 2012 November 8

      It’s all that good hospital dope, that stuff is awesome but you end up spending twenty minutes trying to figure out how to make your fingers work.

      Adores: 4
    • 2012 November 8
      SilvaNoir permalink

      The last time I was in the hospital whatever they gave me made me narcoleptic so you have my sympathies. Get well soon!

      Adores: 2
    • 2012 November 9
      101dachshunds permalink

      I took Adivan (sp?) for a dentist appointment once. That night I got on IM with my parents and talked for ten minutes or so. My mom said that after I got off they spent the next while trying to figure out which keys my fingers were on. Made perfect sense to me I guess.

      Adores: 3
  19. 2012 November 9

    CJ and ghostcat, the Dynamic Snarking Duo! Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, FLhgfhgfhgh!

    Adores: 1
  20. 2012 November 9
    Kali1998 permalink

    Maybe it was intentional. It’s his written version of the Da Vinci Code. The first person to crack the code wins the job.

    Adores: 0
  21. 2013 February 11
    Jitty permalink

    Baby ate too many carrots. Turned orange.

    Adores: 0

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