YSaC, Vol. 1382: Not. A. …. I give up.
LEOPARD STOLE – $10
great leopard stole great for matching in bedroom or living room
in great shape and wood work if interested please call lacey xxx-xxx-xxxx
Wrong. And wrong. And just …. no. Always remember the second rule of decorating: “Never use cheetah print on furniture if you live in a state that has a vowel in it.”
But it’s great for matching, so let me find some other leopard print furniture to match it with …
Ethan Allen Leopard Bench Padded Top Nice! – $150
You are looking at an Ethan Allen Bench/Coffee Table/Ottamon up for sale. This is pretty much brand new Excellent Condition. Substantial Piece to Any Room! Firm on Price at $150 its a great deal. 17″ Tall, 50″ Wide, 20″ Deep. Thanks for Looking and Happy Bidding!
Ottamon isn’t the best (worst?) misspelling we’ve seen of that particular meme, but I am entertained by the implication that they’ll accept any bids (on Craigslist) as long as it’s $150.
You know, I think I’m on to something here. I’m going to re-do my entire house in Early Leopard. I’ve already got the stool and the ottoman; now all I need is a sofa!
Beautiful leopard print sofa and loveseat – $250
Beautiful leopard print sofa and loveseat in great condition…Need to get rid of it asap…Please email if interested. Will accept lower offers if reasonable.
Martha Stewart, eat your heart out. My leopard living room suite is complete.
Thanks, amadajo, Lyle, and Karen!