wagon wheel
hi my name is randy i make wagon wheel set wagon wheel and wagon wheel planter call me
Hey, I just met you
And my name’s Randy
I make wagon wheel
So call me maybe …
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Revolutionary!
I dunno… I find his thought processes very circular, actually.
Making a wheel is easy as pi.
The best thing about circles is that if you walk around them you find two pi.
I like pie!
Let’s not get off on a tangent here.
Let met make a wagon wheel
Planter or a set.
Let me make some garden chairs
That you will soon regret.
I make this stuff; I don’t know why.
Sell on Craigslist to get by.
Call me ….
I wondered when that particular meme would come around.
Just in time! I need four new wheels on my wagon, and I was afraid to drive it on the freeway any more. Even the horses were nervous. As I was saying to the nice Highway Patrol officer who asked me to get my wagon off the interstate, and he had to shout to be heard over his noisy motorcycle, I said, Well, if you think I’m going any faster before I get new wheels, you’re crazy!
So, if they let me have one phone call, I’m calling Randy!
She rollin’, rollin’, rollin’
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rollin’, rawhide….
It’s like a self-introduction at an AA meeting.
“My name is Randy and I make wagon wheel.”
WW is much like AA, except that there are horses to do the twelve steps for you.
Yeah.. but the fall off the wagon really hurts!
Yet WWW is nothing at all like AAA.
VW is nothing like VA, but VA is right next door to WV.
There are 22 levels of separation between W and A.
AcrobatsAcrophiliaAcronyms are confusing.I do not like your wheel of planter
At a trot or at a canter
I do not like your wheel of set
I think it’s something you will regret
I do not like your wheel of wagon
No matter how much my ass is draggin’!
I will not like your wheel
Made of wood, made of steel
In the city, or in the wood
Your wheel of wagon is just no good!
How much wood would Randy chuck if Randy could chuck a chuck wagon wheel planter?
It is not known, but I hear he sells sea shells by the sea shore on weekends with Peter Piper.
The Pepper Picker? Dude, he is a total loser!
Yes. Lately he’s digressed and mainly picks his belly button lint.
Ooh, I’m really scared. No! Don’t! There’s a- a peck here with an pickle pointed at me!
*points to corner*
Aww, I did not intend for that comment to be so randy.
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering wheel; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all garden gnomes and all pink flamingos to one common pool! And since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned wheel! Thus, I give up the sledgehammer!
really i dont see whats so wrong with randy he makes wheels he sells wheels he posts on craigslist hey they didnt come after e e cummings did they
i see your point.
i see your point and raise you a tree
Actually, if you look at the wagon wheel’s spokes, there are twelve points.
(point 1) Randy is his name.
(point 2) Randy is a wheelwright.
(point 3) Randy makes wagon wheels.
(point 4) Randy makes wagon wheel sets.
(point 5) Randy makes wagon wheel planters.
(point 6) Randy doesn’t show contact information.
(point 7) Randy won’t here you call him unless you yell.
(point 8) Randy’s pictures show he makes wagon wheel chairs.
(point 9) Randy’s pictures show he also makes wagon wheel benches.
(point 10) Randy’s ad does not let anyone know his wagon wheels are for sale.
(point 11) Randy’s ad does not make use of any upper case characters whatsoever.
(point 12) Randy is quite likely to not make any money on this particular venture even though the items in the pictures look pretty decent.
I think your point ran into a wall.
Well, it’s hard to pull that one wheel wagon.
-T. Smothers
There was a wheelwright on craigslist
and randy was his name-o
R-A-N-D-Y, R-A-N-D-Y, R-A-N-D-Y
and randy was his name-o.
The maker of wagon wheel sets
and randy was his name-o
R-A-N-D-Y, R-A-N-D-Y, R-A-N-D-Y
and randy was his name-o.
Making planters with his wheels
and randy was his name-o
R-A-N-D-Y, R-A-N-D-Y, R-A-N-D-Y
and randy was his name-o.
I think. Ken more. used. all of. Randy’s. punctuation. (and then some.)
I know most of you hear this in the voice of Shatner but what about the kid in the wheelchair on ‘Malcolm in the Middle’?
Stevie! Yes. Totally Stevie.
[cue Old Crow Medicine Show’s “Wagon Wheel”]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX1EP6mG-E
Digi, hitch your wagon wheel to a star! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Lyle Waggoner!
Yeee-haw!