YSaC, Vol. 1407: Number one with a bullet

2012 December 18

Free Magic Bullet express mixing set


Free Magic Bullet 17-piece blender set. Bought new at Bed Bath&Beyond two years ago. Fully functional. No longer necessary since my boyfriend moved in with his own Magic Bullet. Great for smoothies and grinding coffee. You pick up.

I feel really sad for poor Sparkette here – she went to all the effort of acquiring a Magic Bullet to keep her boyfriend happy, but it just didn’t work – he went and moved in with his own Magic Bullet instead. Now she’s going to have to spend more time with a different sort of magic bullet, if you get my drift…

Thanks for this one, Peter!

29 Responses leave one →
  1. 2012 December 18

    At least the boyfriend moved in with the same brand. Imagine that he had moved in with a Vitamix. Would they have to use the two on alternate weekends? How would they bring up the children?

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    • 2012 December 18

      I hear they have a timeshare Blendtec in the Caribbean.

      Adores: 7
      • 2012 December 18
        Ralph permalink

        If you put a Magic Bullet in a Blendtec, will it blend?

        Adores: 7
        • 2012 December 18
          CapnMac permalink

          Cool, my Galaxy phone is more BlendTec-resistant than an iPhone–woohoo!

          Ok, and the blending snap-n-glo sticks is very cool.

          Adores: 2
      • 2012 December 18
        Irregular Fractal permalink

        Sparky smoke. Don’t breathe this.

        Adores: 3
    • 2012 December 18
      CapnMac permalink

      And, what if the bf is a Vegemite?

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  2. 2012 December 18
    LimeLolly permalink

    Time to stock up on batteries!

    Adores: 6
  3. 2012 December 18

    {corey?}
    The TacoHut has a Magic Bullet, in fact it was a wedding present. We’re on the second one, the first broke after about 6 months due to shoddy engineering and I had to fix it, after which it worked for a solid 3 years until the chopper blade attachment cracked down the center and would leak everywhere whenever I made coffee shakes.

    We bought a knock-off version to replace the first one, and, to some small amazement, it seems more reliably built. It’s going on two years old now and we haven’t had any issues with it. So kids, when picking out your single-serve blenders, go with cheap imitations, they’re better than the real thing.
    {/corey?}

    Adores: 7
    • 2012 December 18
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      So if the Sparky model was new two years ago, there’s no way anything could be wrong with it, is that what you’re saying?

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  4. 2012 December 18
    DigitalAxis permalink

    Sigh… some times a magic bullet just isn’t the magic bullet…

    Adores: 3
  5. 2012 December 18
    Ralph permalink

    “Great for smoothies and grinding coffee.”

    ???

    Adores: 6
    • 2012 December 18
      Bombdude permalink

      It’s a black thing… You wouldn’t understand.

      Adores: 6
    • 2012 December 18

      Thanks for the link, Ralph. No, really. I’ve got a couple gallons of brain bleach going, should be ready any time.

      Adores: 3
      • 2012 December 18
        CapnMac permalink

        Are you using a BlendTec blender ?

        Adores: 3
        • 2012 December 18
          Irregular Fractal permalink

          Brain bleach smoke. Don’t breathe this.

          Adores: 5
    • 2012 December 18
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      That one seems more appropriate for bed, bath, and beyond.

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    • 2012 December 18

      Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

      A trip to Starbucks just took on a number of disturbing subtexts.

      Adores: 6
      • 2012 December 18
        Irregular Fractal permalink

        I like my women like I like my Starbucks coffee: overpriced and with foreign-sounding names.

        Adores: 10
        • 2012 December 18

          I like my women like I like my coffee:

          Black, bold, bitter, pretentious, and with an extra shot of espresso.

          Adores: 6
        • 2012 December 18

          I like my women like I like my coffee; sweet, blonde, and roughly handled by minimum wage workers.

          I’m in an experimental phase right now.

          Adores: 10
        • 2012 December 18
          andy permalink

          I like my women like I like my coffee:
          Covered in bees!!!

          Adores: 6
        • 2012 December 18
          limelolly permalink

          I like my coffee like I like my men.

          Adores: 8
      • 2012 December 19
        Lou Stool permalink

        I like my women like I like my coffee: luke warm, stale, and milky.

        Adores: 3
    • 2012 December 18
      CapnMac permalink

      Coffee smoothie . . .

      Adores: 2
    • 2012 December 18

      Gee thanks Ralph. That link flagged my employer’s monitoring system so now I’ll probably be fired. And right before Christmas. Sigh.

      Kidding. It did flag the ScanSafe thingy but I made the wise choice and did not click through to the site. That would have been bad. But just wait until I get home! 🙂

      Adores: 3
      • 2012 December 18

        Don’t do it, Bubbe! 8) Did I reverse your p-sychology?

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      • 2012 December 18
        Ralph permalink

        Oy, vey Bubbe — so much tsorus over a kitchen appliance?

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  6. 2012 December 19

    CJ, LL, GC: Punchity Punch Punch. That hurt me more than it hurt you.

    Good Morning, Kitchen Magician!

    Adores: 2

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