YSaC, Vol. 1420: Your time is near, the mission’s clear
[Location] Gallery looking for a intern to work two or three days a week.
This is not a payed Poisson.
I am willing to work around school and or other job squeals .
This is NOT a paid Poisson. You will be expected to derive the form of Laplace’s equation in the presence of a non-zero charge distribution for free. In addition, there will be no compensation for deriving the discrete probability distribution for independent events with a known average rate. Further, while we are willing to work around your job squeals, no matter how noisy, you will nonetheless be required to describe the negative ratio of transverse to axial strain without pay.
But it could be worse. It’s not like we’re expecting you to be a pro bono Euler, for Pete’s sake. That would be inhumane.