YSaC, Vol. 1428: Put your head on my shoulder.
Lp Vinyl Records, Lotion
25 easy listening lp vinyl records
10 bottles of hotel lotion, never opened or used
Looks like that big night at the Shady Arms Motel and Storm Door Company didn't go quite as Sparky had planned. He's probably getting rid of the records because he can't stand to sit around with the dark, soulless eyes of Paul Anka judging him.
[Note from drmk: In other exciting news, Wil Wheaton tweeted yesterday using a #CatMath hashtag. Okay, he was probably referring to something else, but given that we've had our own Cat Math meme here for years, in my mind this is where he got it from. Hi Wil!]