YSaC, Vol. 1431: Call me next time urine town.
Urine Personal Extracting Machine – $100000
Available Now – Looking to help Buyer and Seller
Excellent Shape; Only actual user need respond – Time is of the
essence: This is for Real
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I’ve pretty much been able to take care of this myself for, well, most of my life, and I haven’t needed a machine to do it.
Or wait — maybe I’m reading this wrong. Maybe the machine takes urine and … extracts a person from it? That makes all those times I’ve peed in a cup at the doctor’s office a lot more creepy.