YSaC, Vol. 1436: Couched in riddles.
Do you feel like your life is heading in the wrong direction? Do you need a piece of furniture to tell you what to do? Well, as long as you don’t want to know its name, you’re in luck!
Online couch – First 3 sessions for Free
Feel like your life is heading in the wrong direction ?
want to set up goals and achieve them one by one? – this post is just for you.
Let’s talk about it and work out a plan for you to get better.
I’m here to help you. It will be completely anonymous, I will never know your name, and you will never know mine.
we will be focused on you, and the ways to make you a better person.
*The first 3 sessions are for free (45 minutes each).
*Reach your goal weight
*Get a promotion at work
*Be a better parent
*Be a better husband\wife
SO THIS IS HOW IT WORKS:
Reply to this post using some mail that doesn’t have your name on it and answer the 4 questions below:
1.what is the goal\s you would like to achieve?
2.What is the preferred way for you to communicate? GTalk \ MSN Messenger, Yahoo Messenger, any other chat available.
3.what is your age,gender?
4. feel free to provide any other relevant information
Don’t be suspicious, there is no “catch”, your couch is here, waiting to here from you.
Thank goodness there is no catch, anonymous furniture! If only I knew what you looked like, though!
Hey… YOU’RE not a couch! You’re just a crazy person with a dog who doesn’t know how to spell! Dammit! I wanted a creepy anthropomorphic COUCH to give me advice. And better advice than “ribbit,” which is all I got out of LAST week’s couch.
I have a letter Sofa Set – $900
I have a house full of furniture I have a letter Sofa Set matching tables and lamps I have a bedroom set dresser mirror to nightstands bedframe mattress and box spring I have a dining room table a washer and dryer pictures area rogues refrigerator please call if you’re interested all of my stuff is high-end quality Brand new than one month old no rips no marks no scratches
Now THAT’S what I’m talking about! I’m sure this sofa would give MUCH better relationship advice than creepy dog man. Of course, the problem is I’d have to worry about the rogue refrigerator hitting on my wife.
Thanks for the posts, Diane and Ian!