YSaC, Vol. 1444: They made me do it.
Free Imagionary Friend
Frank is a rabbit from the future, witty and knowledgeable. He’s gotton me into some interesting situations before, to the point that I feel like we should part. I don’t care where he goes along as it’s not here. Let me know if you’re interested.
When I was growing up, my imaginary friend was named Molly and she lived in my closet. She could dance, and do cartwheels, and she was always the one responsible for feeding the dog my mother’s if-it’s-Thursday-it-must-be-meatloaf-like substance that she insisted was food. However, she never traveled in time or through a Tangent Universe. And, for that matter, she never looked like Jake Gyllenhaal, which now that I think about it is kind of unfortunate. Does Frank look like Jake Gyllenhaal? Wait, what’s that jet engine doing?