YSaC, Vol. 1448: Countin’ Dogs, Funky Dogs, Misspelled Dogs
OK, folks, we’ve got an entirely predictable backlog to work through here – let’s get it over with:
1/2 mini pintcher 1/2 chawawa
giving away two female 1/2 mini pintcher 1/2 chawawa 3 months of age and current on there shots
You know, the math also works out just fine if it’s one pure pincher and one pure chihuahua.
Chocolate chiawa
I have a three year old chiawa free to a good home. He’s a good dog but can’t keep had to move in with father in law and he doesn’t want dogs in the house so if u want to know more. Text me at ###-###-####. I’ve had him since he was a baby got him at 5 weeks old
Um – you’ve had your father in law since he was a baby?
CHEWINESS NEED TO BE REHOMING
WE HAVE TWO LITTLE PUPPY’S THAT NEED A NEW HOME THEY ARE 5 MONTHS OLD A MALE AND FEMALE THEY ARE MIX OF
CHIHUAHUA AND WINE DOG WE’RE ASKING FOR SMALL RE HOMING FEE OF 150 IF INTEREST CALL ME AT ### ### ####
Wait – how on earth did this person actually manage to spell “chihuahua” correctly in the body of the post?
albino chawaha
moving cant take her with me and need to give my doggy to a good home.. she’s already spade and has food and bedding.. Need he gone today
So is it a she or a he? Or a spade? I’m so confused.
free chiuawa to good home
Two girls a,d two boys.5yr old male,r year old female and two one year old male or female dogs.must move and can’t have pets
Argh! The cat dog math it burns us, it does!
FREE CHIWAHWAH PUPPY!!
FREE PUPPY TO GOOD HOME. HIS NAME IS LIGHTNIN HES 8 MOUNTHS OLD MALE AND VERY GOOD WITH CHILDREN. HE IS AN INSIDE PET AT NIGHT BUT LOVES TO PLAY OUT SIDE DURING THE DAY. HES A VERY FRIENDLY AND LOVING DOG.PLAEASE LET ME KNOW SOON THYANK YOU
Seriously. Not. A. Chihuahua.
OK, everyone, let’s all say the #1 YSaC Rule Of Dog Ownership together, shall we? If you can’t *spell* the dog, you can’t *have* the dog.
And the scary part is? This isn’t even ALL the outstanding chihuahua posts we have – just as many as I could do without stabbing myself in the eye with a fork.
Thanks to OMV, William, Stephanie, Clay, and Angel!
I ♠ my dog.
At least one of the Sparkies is willing to call a chawaha a spade.
Are we sure these are dogs?
The chewiness look more like weiner dogs (or wine dogs, whatever) but is the chewy part dog or Chewbacca? That was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. If they’re here now, they must be the pair o’ doxies of time travel.
If you travel back in time and neuter the grand-sire of yout present puppy, does it still chew up the sofa?
DO NOT RUB THE PUPPY TUMMY! That’s rule number two through elebenty.
You need to lay off the wine, dog.
I could use a wine dog. My wine keeps disappearing, so maybe a wine dog would be able to protect it better, or at least make more.
*hic*
WIne dogs are great at rounding up the wine but they are a bit overprotective, you’ll never get near it again. Great for recovering winos…
Awww, LIGHTNIN looks like my neighbor’s dog Buddy, who is most definitely Not.A.Chihuahua.
Boom chickawahwah
If the American Kennel Club would just rename “chihuahua” to “Taco Bell Dog”, we’d see a lot less of this.
I gots an Yo keelhaul toco bell dog 4 gud home! $100 rehoming fee, not 4 sail!
Cal ###-###-#ISH if you wannt buy this dog.
NOT 4 SAYL~!
Red dog for sale, take it for free! $100 firm OBOs.
One Dog, Two Dog
Red Dog, Blue Dog
YSaC rule #1 of dog ownership does explain the popularity of the pit bull.
It still does NOT explain the popularity of Pitbull.
There.
What?
There shots, there Sparky who can’t spell chihuahua.
Why are you talking that way?
I thought you wanted to.
No, I don’t want to.
Suit yourself, I’m easy.
Albino Chawaha is my Edgar Winter cover band.
Oh, the ones with that song, “Frankenfurtter (Dawg)”?
or, wait, was it “Akwaloong”? Or is that asking for whom the taco bell tulls?
Today on Lessons from Morons:
Every small dog is a chihuahua. Every large cat is a lion. Every punctuation mark is optional. Every teardrop is a waterfall.
Suddenly, I understand why it’s all Coke, Kleenex, Xerox, Dumpster, iPod… limited brain space. What are they using the rest of their staggering intellect for?
Mostly tweeting and Instagram, with a bit left over for Angry Birds.
Theory of spark-related inverse proportions – the more brain space tasked for social media, the less brain space tasked for punctuation, spelling, grammar, correct product/canine/feline identification, etc.
[coreydog] As enamored as I am of “chewiness” as a hybrid name, the correct term for a chihuahua/dachshund cross is “chiweenie”. Methinks this Sparky hath been spellchecked. [/coreydog]
That would explain how Sparky managed to spell “chihuahua” correctly.
I’m pretty sure my dog is at least half chewiness, at least judging by her affinity for CHEWING ALL THE THINGS.
It does not, however, explain “wine dog.”
If it is an autocorrect fail, you have to wonder how badly Sparky mangled his “wiener” to have it turned into “wine”.
I think “wine” explains these posts nicely…
Wouldn’t that particular cross be called a chiwiney?
Nope, a dachuahua…
or is it chihuahshund.
I call them weewahs cause my mom has dachshunds and my sister and grandparents have chihuahuas and they all hang out together. Little dogs bark so when I want them all to shut it I yell “shut up weewahs!”.
I also have a cat who’s nickname is Chewy. Half because she chews on everything and half because she has this wicked awesome Chewbacca meow.
Side note: my spell check suggested “backache” for Chewbacca.
haute dogs
armored haute dogs
what kind of kids love armored haute dogs?
fat chis
skinny wahs
pits who climb on rocks
tough pinchers
sissy weenies
even chews with mini dachs!
love haute dogs, armored haute dogs
the dogs kids love to misspell….
“Male” you say? I’ll have to take your word for it, I guess.
Let’s see,
pie = r squared
so
r year old female = a bowl of octopi
if my cat math is right.
“r year old” is the new “dog years”
Simmer down, simmer on low first! Congratulations of surviving your first time in the box. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Sparky Kennel Club!