YSaC, Vol. 1451: Land of the Free by the Carib Sea
I.Q map of the WORLD…….sorry libs (oly tumtardistan)
YA see that ,….”little green patch”…..In the upper right of south
America?,……..Those are retired white people living in
BELIZE,……SORRY!
Well, then. Who am I to argue with this carefully thought through and meticulously constructed argument? Except, you know …
There’s also the small fact that among the few places I can find this exact graphic on the internet are in the “art gallery” section of a man who describes himself on his website as “one of the most significant thinkers among Western racial-nationalists” and on a site that appears to have a neo-Nazi slant and on which my browser went crazy trying to block malware.* And that all of the other graphics I can find of this particular data look completely different, which makes one wonder where the person who created this graphic got their data from. Most likely from “Belize.”
But, you know. SORRY!
Thanks, Dave and/or ferrets!
*I am not going to link to the websites in question, and I would prefer it if nobody else did either, because I don’t want to give them the traffic.
This reminds me of the time I wanted to learn about storm fronts and ended on the Stormfront website.
I wasn’t allowed to use the internet on my bf’s computer after that.
(I “friended” North Korea on Facebook to get back at him for keeping me off. Turns out that the only people who win when you retaliatorily [it’s a word now] friend hostile nations is the DPRK. Possibly also the State Department.)
“Not Belize” is French Guyana, which as far as I know has only produced dead cultists and cocaine baron retirement homes.
My bad, that was totally Guyana. French Guyana has…well, it used to have guano mines?
You can tell the difference between the two because French Guyana has prudentials
It’s also where the ESA Ariane launch facility is located.
Also the location of “devil’s island” the French maximum-security prison.
Well, it’s Dave’s lucky day! He’s in the box, and his post is up! Possibly not in that order.
To Belize or no to Belize;
That is the question!
Whether tis nobler in the mind (IQ elebenty-bazillion thankyouberrymuch)
To suffer the slings and pushpins of outrageous maps
Or, to take arms against a sea of pretty red and green
And by coloring, end them to dye; to sleep
Play ball!
Seeming is belizing. I don’t seem to believe that’s belize. I seem to believe that is where retired Latin American Belize Dancers live.
Do you Belize in magic?
I Belize in life after love
And of course China and Japan are a darker shade of green than the U.S. because of all the white people living there. (I’ve heard white people in Asian countries are very good at math.)
Because, y’know, all those retired white people living in China, Japan, and the Koreas. Except that by Sparky’s geography, those are actually India, Yemen, and Morocco.
Middle-Earth, Narnia, and Oz.
I had something intelligent and considered to say about the ethnograph, but my initial hypothesis is not supported by the graphics. It’s not a distribution of Chinese–not that many Chinese in Japan. It’s not a distribution of Asians, or India-Bangladesh would be greener.
Ah, ha–perhaps is is a map of peoples using ideographic languages.
I was thinking “average air pollution per inhabited square km”
I’m slightly tempted to use my Google-fu to find Sparky McAsshat’s site just out of curiosity, but I think I’ll go do something productive like look up cookie recipes or crochet patterns instead.
Craigslist Nazis.
I hate Craigslist Nazis.
Nazis… Craigslist Nazis…
What kind of folks hate Craigslist Nazis?
Smart folks, dumb folks, folks who can read maps,
Black folks, white folks, any folks who give a crap
Hate Nazis… Craigslist Nazis…
The thugs folks love to hate.
I’m so lost. Where am I?
If it’s dark and damp and smells strongly of partially-digested krill, you are likely in the belly of a whale somewhere in the white part of the map.
You are right there, dear.
Have you tried Hare Krishna?
YA see that ,….”not·a·little green patch”…..In the upper part of North Idaho?,……..Those are retarded white people living in COMPOUNDS!,……SORRY ARYANS!
Also, Sparky’s house
I have to agree with Sparky on one thing. Of all the sorry librarians I’ve known, Oly Tumtardistan is the sorriest.
And Ook is the best, by a long shot.
We need to get Yakko Warner to sing a song about all this.
It would be like “Istanbul (not Constantinople)” but a lot shorter.
WOO-HOO The site’s back up!
Oh, good, it wasn’t just me and my hit or miss interwebs connections.
Nope – something exploded at our hosting company. Well, not literally. Literally it was a “kernel panic.” Which sounds awesome, but is in fact bad.
Good, I was worried I’d get a visit from the IT Security office wondering why I was looking at a white supremacist porn site.
…good luck explaining Rule #32* of the Internet to them
*For every internet subculture, there is another subculture that exists to mock it.
“Kernel panic” does not sound awesome. It sounds like people getting pissed off at the movie theater cuz they ran out of popcorn and a nacho-throwing riot starts.
What? I’m weird, what else do you want from me?
Don’t be panicked
Simple kernel all astir
New day dawns now.
Dave and various ferrets of the tribe, please accept this token of my esteem. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Conspiracy of Cartographers!
Hmph. He’s not even good at racism. He forgot that there are plenty of white people in South Africa.