YSaC, Vol. 1451: Land of the Free by the Carib Sea

2013 February 18

I.Q map of the WORLD…….sorry libs (oly tumtardistan)


YA see that ,….”little green patch”…..In the upper right of south
America?,……..Those are retired white people living in
BELIZE,……SORRY!

Well, then. Who am I to argue with this carefully thought through and meticulously constructed argument? Except, you know …

There’s also the small fact that among the few places I can find this exact graphic on the internet are in the “art gallery” section of a man who describes himself on his website as “one of the most significant thinkers among Western racial-nationalists” and on a site that appears to have a neo-Nazi slant and on which my browser went crazy trying to block malware.* And that all of the other graphics I can find of this particular data look completely different, which makes one wonder where the person who created this graphic got their data from. Most likely from “Belize.”

But, you know. SORRY!

Thanks, Dave and/or ferrets!

*I am not going to link to the websites in question, and I would prefer it if nobody else did either, because I don’t want to give them the traffic.

35 Responses leave one →
  1. 2013 February 18
    arallyn permalink

    This reminds me of the time I wanted to learn about storm fronts and ended on the Stormfront website.

    I wasn’t allowed to use the internet on my bf’s computer after that.

    (I “friended” North Korea on Facebook to get back at him for keeping me off. Turns out that the only people who win when you retaliatorily [it’s a word now] friend hostile nations is the DPRK. Possibly also the State Department.)

    “Not Belize” is French Guyana, which as far as I know has only produced dead cultists and cocaine baron retirement homes.

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    • 2013 February 18
      arallyn permalink

      My bad, that was totally Guyana. French Guyana has…well, it used to have guano mines?

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      • 2013 February 18
        SilvaNoir permalink

        You can tell the difference between the two because French Guyana has prudentials

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      • 2013 February 18
        CapnMac permalink

        It’s also where the ESA Ariane launch facility is located.

        Also the location of “devil’s island” the French maximum-security prison.

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  2. 2013 February 18

    Well, it’s Dave’s lucky day! He’s in the box, and his post is up! Possibly not in that order.

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  3. 2013 February 18

    To Belize or no to Belize;
    That is the question!

    Whether tis nobler in the mind (IQ elebenty-bazillion thankyouberrymuch)
    To suffer the slings and pushpins of outrageous maps

    Or, to take arms against a sea of pretty red and green
    And by coloring, end them to dye; to sleep

    Play ball!

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    • 2013 February 18
      One Moving Violation permalink

      Seeming is belizing. I don’t seem to believe that’s belize. I seem to believe that is where retired Latin American Belize Dancers live.

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  4. 2013 February 18
    Ralph permalink

    Do you Belize in magic?

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    • 2013 February 18
      sixAlatigiD permalink

      I Belize in life after love

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  5. 2013 February 18

    And of course China and Japan are a darker shade of green than the U.S. because of all the white people living there. (I’ve heard white people in Asian countries are very good at math.)

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    • 2013 February 18

      Because, y’know, all those retired white people living in China, Japan, and the Koreas. Except that by Sparky’s geography, those are actually India, Yemen, and Morocco.

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    • 2013 February 18
      CapnMac permalink

      I had something intelligent and considered to say about the ethnograph, but my initial hypothesis is not supported by the graphics. It’s not a distribution of Chinese–not that many Chinese in Japan. It’s not a distribution of Asians, or India-Bangladesh would be greener.

      Ah, ha–perhaps is is a map of peoples using ideographic languages.

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      • 2013 February 18
        DigitalAxis permalink

        I was thinking “average air pollution per inhabited square km”

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  6. 2013 February 18

    I’m slightly tempted to use my Google-fu to find Sparky McAsshat’s site just out of curiosity, but I think I’ll go do something productive like look up cookie recipes or crochet patterns instead.

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  7. 2013 February 18
    Irregular Fractal permalink

    Craigslist Nazis.

    I hate Craigslist Nazis.

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    • 2013 February 18
      Demon Duck of Doom permalink

      Nazis… Craigslist Nazis…
      What kind of folks hate Craigslist Nazis?
      Smart folks, dumb folks, folks who can read maps,
      Black folks, white folks, any folks who give a crap
      Hate Nazis… Craigslist Nazis…
      The thugs folks love to hate.

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  8. 2013 February 18
    limelolly permalink

    I’m so lost. Where am I?

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    • 2013 February 18

      If it’s dark and damp and smells strongly of partially-digested krill, you are likely in the belly of a whale somewhere in the white part of the map.

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    • 2013 February 18
      CapnMac permalink

      You are right there, dear.

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    • 2013 February 18

      Have you tried Hare Krishna?

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  9. 2013 February 18
    Brer Fox permalink

    YA see that ,….”not·a·little green patch”…..In the upper part of North Idaho?,……..Those are retarded white people living in COMPOUNDS!,……SORRY ARYANS!

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    • 2013 February 18
      DigitalAxis permalink

      Also, Sparky’s house

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  10. 2013 February 18
    Demon Duck of Doom permalink

    I have to agree with Sparky on one thing. Of all the sorry librarians I’ve known, Oly Tumtardistan is the sorriest.

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  11. 2013 February 18

    We need to get Yakko Warner to sing a song about all this.

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    • 2013 February 18

      It would be like “Istanbul (not Constantinople)” but a lot shorter.

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  12. 2013 February 18

    WOO-HOO The site’s back up!

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    • 2013 February 18

      Oh, good, it wasn’t just me and my hit or miss interwebs connections.

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    • 2013 February 18
      Dan permalink

      Nope – something exploded at our hosting company. Well, not literally. Literally it was a “kernel panic.” Which sounds awesome, but is in fact bad.

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      • 2013 February 18
        DigitalAxis permalink

        Good, I was worried I’d get a visit from the IT Security office wondering why I was looking at a white supremacist porn site.

        …good luck explaining Rule #32* of the Internet to them

        *For every internet subculture, there is another subculture that exists to mock it.

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      • 2013 February 19
        Lizzi permalink

        “Kernel panic” does not sound awesome. It sounds like people getting pissed off at the movie theater cuz they ran out of popcorn and a nacho-throwing riot starts.

        What? I’m weird, what else do you want from me?

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  13. 2013 February 19
    CapnMac permalink

    Don’t be panicked
    Simple kernel all astir
    New day dawns now.

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  14. 2013 February 19

    Dave and various ferrets of the tribe, please accept this token of my esteem. Punchity Punch Punch!

    Good Morning, Conspiracy of Cartographers!

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  15. 2013 February 19

    Hmph. He’s not even good at racism. He forgot that there are plenty of white people in South Africa.

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