YSaC, Vol. 1455: Do you take Samsonex for that?
Looking for Amateurs
Artistic shoot requires 1 -2 woman who are comfortable in wearing Bikinis as we cover them in oil. 1 – 2 hours max. You may keep the finished project for your resume and demo reals. Apply today!You must be a US resident
You must nut be allergic to oil, or suitcase
You must not have any tattoos that depict the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
You must be at least 30 days since you were last in jail
Based on these restrictions, just try to imagine the last person they had respond to this ad. “Sorry, I’m allergic to suitcases. It developed while I was in jail until yesterday afternoon for being an illegal immigrant. They make my tattoo of the crucifixion swell.”