YSaC, Vol. 1461: Burnaby, burn
$1000 / 2br - 950ft² - two bad room BURNABY
-bright &clean laminate floor
-bus#135 129 160
-student or working people
-including hydro washer dryer cable wireless internet
location is [name] st & [name].
BAD Burnaby! BAD! Go to your bad room and get down with your bad self!
A lot of rental ads on Craigslist go above and beyond to make their place sound fantastic. This one doesn't quite take that approach. For example, it sounds as though this apartment is where the #135, #129, and #160 buses get towed to. It doesn't matter how nice the laminate floor is if there's a bus graveyard there. Either that, or the apartment itself is a bus stop, since there seem to be students and working people around.
Also, I remember back in 1992 wondering how long it was going to be before companies making fax machines, copiers, scanners and printers figured out that each machine was essentially using the same technology and that they could make all-in-one machines. Now I'm wondering how long it will be before my washer and dryer are also my television, computer, and modem.