YSaC, Vol. 1484: Life goes on without you.
Ladies Interested in Meeting Wealthy Men Apply Here
I am seeking ladies that would like to meet/attract men of means. I am a retired Gigolo/Mack that is now helping women as an ADVISOR. My expertise is from real life experiences and not from a “HOW TO” book. My consultations are very thorough, reasonable and information rich. I will teach you many inside tips/secrets that will help you get what you want and upgrade your lifestyle. There will be a phone conversation to discuss the details and go from there [I don’t take everyone]. Please send a picture, brief note and put the word ADVISOR in the subject line when responding so I know you are real also. Serious inqueries only. Thank You. Ps. You must be willing to make an investment in yourself so that you can upgrade and be marketable and surpass the competition. ADVISOR.
Let me explain. No, there is no time. Let me sum up.
You want to help ladies meet men of means.
You have expertise from real life experiences.
So you used to be a lady, and you’ve met a number of men of means.
But now you’re a man, and you still have to advertise your “advising” services.
Apparently your transsexual Macking career didn’t work out so well. I don’t think I’d want you advising me on which brand of breakfast cereal to purchase, let alone important life choices like how to gold-dig effectively.
Erk.
Thanks for the post, Esha!
*sniffle*
Bacontini, have you sunk so low?
*sniffle*
It can’t be Bacontini, he’s an equal-opportunity meat cocktail.
Sparky only wants to be an “advisor” — yeah, right.
Warning to ladies: most retired Macks aren’t worth the effort. The engine and tranny can be serviced, but when the chassis goes they’re scrap.
Sounds like this tranny is all serviced out.
Peterbilts are so much better…. Or are they Pecilbilts?
I have to upgrade, you say? Would that be the software, the hardware, or both?
I think he hopes to provide the hardware, hur hur hur.
Maybe it’s both? Seven of Nine comes to mind…
Do you need some alone time, Digi?
The minute you put up your ad,
You claimed that you knew ’bout men of distinction,
‘Bout real big spenders,
Good looking, so refined.
But if you think I’ll trust you,
You’ve gone out of your mind.
So, let me get right to the point.
I don’t put my faith in every self-named mack.
Hey, advisor, I
Think you should lay off the crack.
Grampdaddy? Oh, no! How will we ever explain this to the grandchildren? Sigh. Maybe we can distract them with those books somebody left in the lounge.
I know a woman with excellent [FEMALETRAITS2] who would love to be ADVISORED.
“put the word ADVISOR in the subject line when responding so I know you are real also”
It’s a little known fact that robots and spambots do not know certain words, like “advisor”, or “mercy”
Hmm, Spark left out that he looks like Homer Simpson–yellow, round, balding, only three fingers per hand, mildy radioactive . . .
Cowabunga dude.
I just got a very creepy feeling of deja vu. I’ll be over here in the fetal position.
Yes, spend enough time and money on me, and you too can be as calassay as a Real Housewife.
Just buy my book.
Gold Digging for Dummies
“I don’t take everyone.” — Yeah, most of the time he takes no one, since that’s probably what he gets.
Hi, would you like to upgrade your lifestyle to prostitute? Call today to find out more information on being thoroughly advised by not a pimp! Also, I promise I am not a cop! *
*No really, not a cop. **
** This may or may not be true ***
*** And yes, really, your interview is to have sex with me.
Ducky, a day without your comments is like a day without something we really like to have around! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Mack!