Stick that’s good in Ford – $1
U don’t see to many of Thea’s so call with a stick but the hole truck I’m parting out call with what u knead###-###-#### joe
Hello, Joe?
Bread.
(Thanks, sd!)
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It’s hard for Joe to type a coherent ad when Thea the cat keeps jumping into his lap and kneading.
That Thea! Sooooo kneady.
Stick the bread in the ford hole, Thea!
Thea was so kneady. The hole time joe was on the phone, she would clutch him through the entire transmission. He kneaded a brake. If he adjusted the timing, she would belt out a purr and they could ford this whole parting stick.
I see what you did there.
Or do I?
Telephone: you’re doing it wrong.
I can still listen with a seashell, though, right?
I wouldn’t call Thea with a ten foot pole.
There’s really no knead for that.
Hi Joe, I really REALLY need the wheel from the front passenger side… Aww damn, looks like you already sold that. Well maybe I can use the wheel from the rear passenger si–… Awww! All the good parts are already taken!
I’ll just take the license plate, thanks.
Knead softly but part out a hole truck.
The holes are there to hold the rust together.
I just want to buy the “minty” off of it.
Sparky is in fact a Scandinavian parrot who is trying to empty out his truck so he can fill it with small evergreens of the genus Pinus; everyone knows Norwegian Blues pine all their Fords.
Can I get the Ford emblem, please? I want to put it on my Chevy truck to confuse the police.
If you go by the emblem, then my bedroom is an Impala.
(Dad was a mechanic and he gave me an Impala emblem that I stuck to my door.)
Climb every fountain
Ford every scream…
Follow every rain hole
Till you find your stick
I once drove a Ford Pontibuick. Got 300,000 miles outta that beauty. Sigh… Those were the days.
We also had a BMW lawnmower.
I once drove an Impala that was big enough to be a bedroom.
There once was a Ford cut to truck bits
And Thea who saw to the big stick
It sat on the lawn
From duck until dawn
And kneaded the dirt into mud pits.
*dusk*
Erg. I’m really off my game today.
One might even say you’ve quacked up.
Damn. I would’ve watched that movie.
The one where George Clooney fights vampire ducks in a run-down bar?
My cousin was in that one.
Limited release film: From Duck Until Dawn: Vampire mallards with malice in their hearts and blood on their minds!
I don’t see to anything of Thea’s any more. She’s a bitch. Last time she asked me to see to feeding her anaconda. She didn’t even apologize when it ate my pet llama (no relation to any famous, infamous, or religious llamas).
She was good in Ford, though.
If I had confidence this dude’s not an idiot I’d suspect he’s using the cheapest voice-to-text app he could find. But that would make him an idiot. Which would make my first statement moo.
If that was voice to text, he’s got a heck of a southern accent…
I think:
“U don’t see to many of Thea’s so call with a stick but the hole truck I’m parting out call with what u knead###-###-#### joe”
parses to:
“You do not see too many Ford 4-door Explorers with manual transmissions (also known as stick[shift] ). This vehicle is not for sale entire, but is being reduced to its component parts for individual sale. Please phone Joe with any requests for parts of same. ###-###-####.”
A manual transmission is rare in a 3200# SUV, particularly for needing to pay rather a lot of attention to the shifting of gears rather than a carload of urchins, dog sled teams, etc. However, there are two cases where it can be more common. One of those is for true off-road four-wheel drive. Another is for operating a snow-plow as a seasonal trade. Both of those uses are hard upon the engine & drive train. Being a ‘gypsie’ plow means the frame & body work were exposed to snow and salt beyond normal.
This does not suggest a large number of useful parts available.
Since I’m rambling on any way, “parting out” suggests to me that the vehicle has been “totaled” for insurance purposes, and thus is not for sale entire. Alternately, the engine could be shot. Or the vehicle is “owned” only by the sketchiest of salvage titles.
So, as far as minty shells go, I’d consider this one to be more a hand-rubbed arsenic and tetanus finish.
Cap’n talk purdy 😉
The front bumper looks like it has a “dimple” in it that would lend credence to your gypsy plow theory, it doesn’t look severe enough to make the vehicle a total-loss but could have been caused by a plow attachment.
Cap’n could make a Sparky into a High School Graduate!
We need things, things to make us go.
Here Cap’n you dropped these as you drove by…
Officially, SUV’s can only handle a light-duty plow. Nobody serious enough about plowing to prefer a stick shift would use an SUV instead of a pickup or heavier truck if they had a choice. If this was a plow vehicle, Sparky may have found out the hard way it’s not a good one.
You really don’t see much of Thea or any of the other Titans since Zeus took over.
What about that red one in the background? Is that a hole truck too? Because I only see a have truck.
The red truck is for sale, you can take it for free.
What do you call a truck that has lost it’s stick?
Theodore became Thea. Quickest sex change ever…
Taco, let’s pretend I know how to make this do a barrel roll. Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, Sofa Pilots!