YSaC, Vol. 35,203: Prepare to be boarded!
SnarkBot3951 sends this:
Used hvorboard for sale - cheep! (Moonbase 3)
ur bidding on a grate hoverbroad. Can go 2x lightspeed if you give it a good push. Only minor burns.
Well, aside from the spelling, this sounds like a great deal. "Only minor burns," huh? I'm not surprised there's no hologram on this one - it's probably completely carbonized.
Also, "Only Minor Burns" would probably be IF's Quiet Riot cover band, if he still had any hearing left.