You Suck at Craigslist

Tag: unclear on the concept

  • YSaC, Vol. XVII

    Coffee dispensor, toaster, windshield deicer

    Free.

    In my head, the coffee dispenser, toaster, and windshield deicer are all the same appliance.

    (What’s a coffee dispenser?)

  • YSaC, Vol. XIII

    faeux plant– $5 for whoever wants to come get it – $5

    feaux plant $5 for whoever wants to come get it.

    I’ll only take the faeux feaux fake plant if the dog comes with it.

    Wait, are you giving me the $5? I get a faeux feaux fake plant, the dog, and $5? Awesome!

  • YSaC, Vol. XII

    I’m just wondering:

    VACUUM, Eureka upright. bagless – $25

    Keep it clean with the Uno 2998. 12 amp motor, comfort grip looped handle for more comfortable operation. Adjust the handle to your correct height. Lightweight, easy to maneuver. Less maintenance expense with filter-free dust cup. Long cord. Includes attachment for cleaning upholstery and stairs. Approx. 2 yrs. old. Seldom used.

    … who thinks to themselves, “I should display the vacuum cleaner in its natural habitat … my backyard!”?

    Or, maybe they did use the vacuum cleaner on the yard. It does say it has a long cord.

  • YSaC, Vol. IX

    Gary Fischer Mountain bike – $20

    Mountain bike. Green. If no one picks it up its going in the scrap pile.

    Um. Right. Mountain bike, you say. Okay then.

  • YSaC, Vol. VII

    coronet – $150

    used one year

    That’s it. No other information, no pictures, nothing. Hmmm, to what could this be referring?
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  • You suck at Craigslist, Vol. IV

    wii fit – $75

    Date: 2008-08-20, 11:56AM EDT

    You are bidding on a Wii Fit and Wii Balance Board. This is for the Nintendo Wii and includes over 40 fun exercise activities. This is Adult Owned and only used a couple of times. If you are having trouble finding one like most people, look no further. Feel Free to contact me with any questions.

    Bidding on, you say? So the price in the title is just a random number you threw in there?