You Suck at Craigslist

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  • YSaC, Vol. CXXVIII

    TO GIRL WHO BOUGHT DESK TOOK DRAWERS BUT NOT DESK – $90

    TINA, COME GET THE BODY OF THE DESK. IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME, HERE IS MY NUMBER, CALL ME FOR DIRECTIONS. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? COME GET ‘ER. I NEED THIS DESK GONE ASAP, LET ME KNOW OR THE DUST BIN CALLS.

    Tina, you heartless drawer-taker, you. Why haven’t you called? (I mean, other than the fact that the guy forgot to provide his phone number even though he said “HERE IS MY NUMBER”.)

    I don’t think Tina is coming back. Move on with your life, which is as empty and hollow as your desk.

    Submitted by KM — thanks!

  • YSaC, Vol. LXVII

    3 lacawates valtrus-suka–update 10/4–only 2 left

    i have 4 of these, if interested email for address(value of these-well you know)these are still in good oncdition,they are free for the taking
    sorry no pic camera is brocken
    only 3 now
    updated sat morning,now theres only 2 available –i mite keep one

    I have no idea what this is, but I really, really want one.

    And, as it turns out, it’s a Googlewhack — if you Google for “lacawates valtrus-suka” to find out what it is, you get exactly one result — the original Craigslist ad. Of course, now you’re likely to get this page as well.

    (*Hello, everyone who arrived here from trying to figure out what a lacawates valtrus-suka is!*)

    Submitted by Kris — thanks!