{"id":1020,"date":"2009-01-20T08:11:33","date_gmt":"2009-01-20T13:11:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1020"},"modified":"2011-10-30T09:22:02","modified_gmt":"2011-10-30T13:22:02","slug":"ysac-vol-clxxxvi-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1020","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CLXXXVI"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>OBAMA CRYSTAL BRACLET &#8211; $20<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Original Sworaski crystal bracelet.  Letters are all crystals on a black rubber and stanless braclet&#8230;.Hurry&#8230;time running out<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style>\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-1020 gallery-columns-2 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/186a.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/186a-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/186b.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/186b-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nApril found this listing and sent it in, saying &#8220;Look at all those &#8220;Sworaski&#8221; crystals! And on a &#8220;stanless braclet&#8221;! Can we really have this much glamour for only $20? YES WE CAN!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Besides, what&#8217;s the hurry? From what I hear, he&#8217;s going to be president for at least the next four years. That&#8217;s enough time for every person in the country to buy a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mybedazzler.com\/Default.aspx?mid=523535\">BeDazzler <\/a>and imprint his name on every item of clothing they own. Hey, that sounds like a pretty good economic recovery package, actually. Stimulate the economy, and <em>sparkle<\/em> while you&#8217;re doing it!<\/p>\n<p>*Warning: craptacular video on the BeDazzler site. You&#8217;ve been warned.**<\/p>\n<p>**Sppoookky warning from the future! As of 2011, there is no longer a BeDazzler website!  You&#8217;ve been warned!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OBAMA CRYSTAL BRACLET &#8211; $20 Original Sworaski crystal bracelet. Letters are all crystals on a black rubber and stanless braclet&#8230;.Hurry&#8230;time running out April found this listing and sent it in, saying &#8220;Look at all those &#8220;Sworaski&#8221; crystals! And on a &#8220;stanless braclet&#8221;! Can we really have this much glamour for only $20? 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