{"id":1029,"date":"2009-01-25T08:44:20","date_gmt":"2009-01-25T13:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1029"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:33:04","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:33:04","slug":"ysac-vol-cxci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1029","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXCI"},"content":{"rendered":"
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hot chic from ohio in my computer class – m4w – 33<\/h2>\n
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hi we r in same computer class at [abbreviated college name] ..u said u were form ohio , mason i beleve near kings island..i think u r the most sexiest woman i have ever seen .. the way ur shirt help tight against ur body showin ur nice firm tits.. and ur sexy body i would love ot lick up and down… if u think u knwo who u r what was the teacher jking about if u ever hung out withteh guy that did what at kings island?.. hit me up maybe we can hook up discreetly and talk or whatever<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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\nAny way this turns out, this is destined for disaster.<\/p>\n

First of all, let’s assume that the girl sees this. Who would go out (or “hook up and talk or whatever”) with a guy who wrote this? And by “write”, I mean, “randomly poked at letters on the keyboard in a vain attempt to communicate.” And if she does<\/em> see it — how uncomfortable is she going to feel in that class now? It would be enough to make me drop the class and file a harassment charge and restraining order, honestly.<\/p>\n

Let’s be charitable, though, and pretend that the girl in question is somehow charmed by his description and decides to let him lick her up and down. They marry. They breed. See? Disaster.<\/p>\n

Now let’s assume that she doesn’t<\/em> see it, and remains blissfully oblivious to his romantic keyboard single-finger stabbings. It’s still<\/em> a symphony of fail, with a suck encore.<\/p>\n

Sent in by Cheryl — thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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