{"id":1047,"date":"2009-01-29T08:12:10","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T13:12:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2009-05-06T18:34:59","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T21:34:59","slug":"ysac-vol-cxcv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=1047","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. CXCV"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>** TIFFANY &amp; CO ** Necklace &amp; charm set! heart tag style!! &#8211; $1<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>This is a brand new never worn authentic Tiffany &amp; Co sterling silver bracelet and necklace set. The retail value for this set is OVER $500. I&#8217;m lettin this set go for $300obo. Included are necklace, bracelet, 2 pouches, bag, box, and cleaning cloth! It&#8217;s Christmas so don&#8217;t miss out on this exclusive gift for her!<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nThis item is available for pick-up only!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nThere&#8217;s nothing really wrong with this ad itself, other than that there&#8217;s a little too much excitement! in! the! description!! But no, the hilarity comes elsewhere. Let&#8217;s look at the pictures, shall we?<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1048\" title=\"195b\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/195b.jpg\" alt=\"195b\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nThat&#8217;s okay &#8230; it&#8217;s a good display of the jewelry; it&#8217;s tough to take a close picture in focus if you don&#8217;t have a good macro lens, so we can forgive that. Moving on &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1049\" title=\"195c\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/195c.jpg\" alt=\"195c\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nNicely displayed so you can see everything  &#8230; but &#8230; what&#8217;s the display on? That&#8217;s not &#8230; could it be? No, it couldn&#8217;t, could it?<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1050\" title=\"195a\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/195a.jpg\" alt=\"195a\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>\nSigh. It is. This person took pictures of their Tiffany jewelry <em>on top of the toilet tank<\/em>. Classy. (At least the toilet appears to be clean!)<\/p>\n<p>Sent in by SD &#8212; thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>** TIFFANY &amp; CO ** Necklace &amp; charm set! heart tag style!! &#8211; $1 This is a brand new never worn authentic Tiffany &amp; Co sterling silver bracelet and necklace set. The retail value for this set is OVER $500. I&#8217;m lettin this set go for $300obo. Included are necklace, bracelet, 2 pouches, bag, box, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[23,15,29],"class_list":["post-1047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jewelry","tag-classy","tag-ew","tag-fun-with-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2241,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions\/2241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}