{"id":10879,"date":"2013-11-15T08:43:49","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T13:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=10879"},"modified":"2013-11-15T09:49:22","modified_gmt":"2013-11-15T14:49:22","slug":"ysac-vol-1627-blesmols-soul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=10879","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1627: Blesmols soul."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>mummified mole rat<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>It is scary ready for holloween tex me xxx xxxxxxx<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/1627.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/1627.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"1627\" width=\"337\" height=\"450\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10880\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/1627.jpg 337w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/1627-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 337px) 100vw, 337px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You know, this IS very scary, especially since that&#8217;s probably not actually a mole rat (you know, since they&#8217;re indigenous to Africa and Eurasia and not especially good pets), and is more likely their kid&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=5610\">guinea pig<\/a> that got trapped in what appears to be a stuffed animal hoarding situation behind it. Based on the look on this poor critter&#8217;s face, it wasn&#8217;t a pleasant death, either. <\/p>\n<p>The other scary thing about this is that since Craigslist has started mapping street addresses within ads, we can see that the person who thought it would be okay to sell the dessicated corpse of a former family pet as a prop for Halloween happens to live across the street from a large school. If children go missing, I think the police should start in the pile of stuffed animals in this person&#8217;s garage.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Andy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mummified mole rat It is scary ready for holloween tex me xxx xxxxxxx You know, this IS very scary, especially since that&#8217;s probably not actually a mole rat (you know, since they&#8217;re indigenous to Africa and Eurasia and not especially good pets), and is more likely their kid&#8217;s guinea pig that got trapped in what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":241,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[38,25,22,61,52,9,43],"class_list":["post-10879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-humanity-is-doomed","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-no-accounting-for-taste","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-this-can-only-end-badly","tag-unclear-on-the-concept","tag-unrealistic-expectations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/241"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10879"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10882,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10879\/revisions\/10882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}