{"id":10920,"date":"2013-11-27T06:28:08","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T11:28:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=10920"},"modified":"2013-11-27T08:14:36","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T13:14:36","slug":"ysac-vol-1632-in-a-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=10920","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1632: In a world &#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Vintage Brass Scale of Justice &#8211; $50<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Vintage Scale of Justice (Painted gold)<br \/>\nxxx-xxx-xxxx<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/1632.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-10921\" title=\"1632\" src=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/1632.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/1632.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/1632-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Michelle sent this in with her own commentary, which I&#8217;m going to <del datetime=\"2013-11-27T03:28:10+00:00\">steal<\/del> <del datetime=\"2013-11-27T03:28:10+00:00\">plagiarize<\/del> use because it&#8217;s brilliant. For best effect, read in a movie announcer voice with a Shatner-esque pause in the middle.<\/p>\n<p>There aren&#8217;t any details about the Vintage Brass Scale&#8230; OF JUSTICE. One can only guess at the types of weighty situations it has measured up in its years on the Contemporary Wood Table&#8230; OF VIRTUE until its bearer took its picture with the Modern Digital Camera&#8230; OF TRUTH and put it up on the Futuristic Interwebs Site&#8230; OF HONOR. We can only hope that the person destined to bring balance to the force will see this and buy it with his (or her) Commonly Accepted Currency&#8230; OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Michelle, for the commentary &#8230; OF JUSTICE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vintage Brass Scale of Justice &#8211; $50 Vintage Scale of Justice (Painted gold) xxx-xxx-xxxx Michelle sent this in with her own commentary, which I&#8217;m going to steal plagiarize use because it&#8217;s brilliant. For best effect, read in a movie announcer voice with a Shatner-esque pause in the middle. There aren&#8217;t any details about the Vintage [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":241,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89],"tags":[81],"class_list":["post-10920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-antiques","tag-possibly-awesome"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/241"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10920"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10925,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10920\/revisions\/10925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}