{"id":10982,"date":"2013-12-20T07:54:19","date_gmt":"2013-12-20T12:54:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=10982"},"modified":"2013-12-19T21:07:32","modified_gmt":"2013-12-20T02:07:32","slug":"ysac-vol-1642-worst-baby-name-list-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=10982","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1642: Worst baby name list ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<h2>Olive Edith Zola Koa Beatrice Chamois Petal Cindy Urna Lila &#8211; 19<\/h2>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Arnold Cypress Merlin Puck Luke Mike,Mikey Dickens Kokamo Magic Hamlet Jock Fletcher Comet Falcon Basil Hobbit Morley Mako Gusevik Zog Elwood Fighter Bubby Friday Dalton Wiggles Houdini Juice Harper Piranha Kegger Bellamy Norman Wolfer Durango Micha Davinci Rusty Paloma Cowboy Flipper Cujo Joe Zepplin Horus Caliber Patches Felix Rooney Pylon Ronin Matera Bean Hunter Wiley Zephyr Fender Atlas Moose Loki Hart Funky Zeb\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I give this four stars. I want to give it five, but the third act was slow and a little hard to follow. Also the use of the <em>deus ex machina<\/em> to resolve the central conflict was a bit of a cheat. So really it&#8217;s only worth three stars, now that I think about it. And even that might be a bit generous. I mean, they introduce &#8220;Piranha&#8221; about halfway through and never develop the character at all. And you can see the twist ending with &#8220;Zeb&#8221; coming a mile away. So maybe only one star, minus one-half star for the comma splice and lack of punctuation. <\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Mike!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Olive Edith Zola Koa Beatrice Chamois Petal Cindy Urna Lila &#8211; 19 Arnold Cypress Merlin Puck Luke Mike,Mikey Dickens Kokamo Magic Hamlet Jock Fletcher Comet Falcon Basil Hobbit Morley Mako Gusevik Zog Elwood Fighter Bubby Friday Dalton Wiggles Houdini Juice Harper Piranha Kegger Bellamy Norman Wolfer Durango Micha Davinci Rusty Paloma Cowboy Flipper Cujo Joe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":241,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[25,61,78,105],"class_list":["post-10982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personals","tag-maybe-its-just-me","tag-punctuationally-challenged","tag-turing-test-fail","tag-wall-of-text"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10982","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/241"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10982"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10982\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10984,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10982\/revisions\/10984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}