{"id":11076,"date":"2014-01-20T08:42:23","date_gmt":"2014-01-20T13:42:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11076"},"modified":"2014-01-20T00:21:45","modified_gmt":"2014-01-20T05:21:45","slug":"ysac-vol-1654-aint-nothin-but-a-guy-thang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousuckatcraigslist.com\/?p=11076","title":{"rendered":"YSaC, Vol. 1654: Ain’t nothin’ but a guy thang."},"content":{"rendered":"
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guy thing<\/h2>\n
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Good one.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m so glad someone has a good guy thing for sale. A good guy thing is hard to find. There’s stiff competition for the biggest ones, and they don’t come around too often.<\/p>\n

Wait, maybe I’m reading this wrong. (In which case, I think I need to take a cold shower.) Maybe it’s a guy THING, not a GUY THING, if you know what I mean. Which I don’t. What kind of THING might a guy want?<\/p>\n

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Slightly used fleshlight for sale or trade!<\/h2>\n
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“Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit” is for sale. I’ve bought it for [amount of foreign currency] 3 months ago but haven’t used it much.
\nIt’s in great condition! I can trade it with a 500gb or higher capacity external harddisk
\nPlease only serious guys! Do NOT waste my time! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

*shudder* You know what? Never mind. <\/p>\n

Thanks, Ellen and Maggie!<\/p>\n

DISCLAIMER: If you do not know what a Fleshlight is, do not, under any circumstances, click this link<\/a> at work. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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